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Pairing: NiouXYanagi
Rating: K+
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Playing with his pen in his left hand Niou looked out the window during his teachers speech about some crap he didn't care about. Letting his mind wander to his pranks as of late.
They were getting lame. Almost pathetic if his pride let him call them that, he had to up them some how but- what? With the same people, the same teachers, the same students, the same teammates…something new had to happen!
Casting his eyes to the edge of the tennis courts from his spot by the window Niou thought of the many matches Rikkai had over the years and then he thought of…..that's it!
"I got it!"
"Really Niou and what would that be?" the teacher asked as the classroom stared, smiling and grinning
"…a plan"
"A plan to what?" looking at his teacher with a grin worthy of his name, Niou sat back down already thinking of his master prank.
"Wouldn't you like to know"
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After school Rikkai's tennis team once again took practice to their courts. With everyone partnered up differently, Marui with Yagyuu and Jackal with Akaya.
Yukimura smiling evilly at the non-regulars to run laps around the 6 courts they had, Niou headed over to the bench Sanada and Yanagi stood by talking
"If we practiced less aggressively and more on a regular bases, it would increase our chances by 78 percent"
"Hmm I'll talk to Yukimura then"
"Of course- Niou?"
"Sup fukubuchou, Master" waving at the two with his left hand, his racket under his right arm and a smirk of his face; Sanada frowned
"Shouldn't you be training Niou"
"Chill fukubuchou-san I'm here to talk to Yanagi"
"Me?"
"Yeah I've got something interesting you might want to hear"
"If it isn't anything important you can say it in front of me"
"Genichiroh, I think it'll be fine, Niou doesn't bite and if he does I'll make sure he gets his rightful punishment" putting a hand on his friend the every close eyed teen smiled at the bleach haired boy
"Scary hah I got it, no biting, cross my heart" making a sign over his chest the two walked off to where the edge of the courts and the school building met.
"What is it this interesting thing Niou?"
"You've got data on how many schools Yanagi?"
"I have data on every school that is worth getting data on"
"I see, so you've got data on Seigaku?"
"Of course" still not seeing where this information would lead, Yanagi crossed his arms looking at the almost equally tall teen
"You've got data on all the players?"
"What else is the data based on if not them Niou"
"So I'm guessing you've got a lot of data on their captain, Tezuka Kunimitsu?"
"…."
"No? and here I thought you did Yanagi"
"Where are you going with this Niou" unfolding his arms and opening his eyes to watch the other regular smirk
"You'll see our dear Master of Data, you'll see"
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"Why are we here again Niou"
"I told you, we're here to spy on Seigaku" whispering to the teen behind him as the two walked onto the school's ground without a care in the world, perfectly dressed in Seigaku uniform; and wearing wigs and makeup- from only God knows where he got it. They blended in as if they belonged.
Like hell. Even with all this help, Niou's constant snickers and Yanagi's uncharacteristic behavior, they earned odd stares and stood out like two sore thumbs.
"This is not the right way to gain data Niou"
"Not for you but I think it's a hella' more fun than what you do"
"That's not the point" clearly offended by the remark
"You want information on Tezuka and Fuji right?"
"…."
"So then shut up" looking around the large Tokyo school, their Kanagawan accent catching a few people off by surprise, still Niou asked around for the tennis courts
"You know your apprentice won't be happy when he finds out about this Niou"
"If. If the brat finds out you mean"
"If or when, whichever one you know who you'll have to explain too when Akaya starts crying"
"….damn it"
"Should we find anything worth my time, I might help you get out of meeting your death with Seiichi" looking back at the taller teen with his blue eyes Niou spoke one word
"Puri"
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"Ne ne Shuko you want to go eat ice cream with me after school?"
"Saa Eiji"
"Nnyaa Shuuuuko-chaaaaan" whining to the brown haired boy, letting the entire team hear his nickname for the blue eyed boy.
"Eiji let me think or I won't go" pouting at the other the redhead felt would be tears at his eyes and then a sigh was heard from the other
"Alright but you're treating me to a trip to the cactus shop after"
"Of course nya!" hugging his friend close Eiji jumped up and down, running over to the kouhai of the Tokyo team.
"…Hmmm"
"You got anything Yanagi?"
"It would see that Kikumaru Eiji and Fuji Shusuke are a couple now"
"Really? Hmm I thought they might" smirking at the redhead and brown haired teen, Niou and Yanagi watched from afar- within the confines of a large bush. A perfect hiding place!
"Kikumaru Eiji is like Akaya in some ways as well…interesting"
"The hell! How?"
"And Fuji Shusuke is similar to Seiichi to some disturbing ways"
"…you see it too huh"
"Hmm this is really good data" quickly writing this all down into his notebook, Yanagi didn't see Niou's attention go to another round of Seigaku regulars.
"Momoshiro! You bastard you didn't fight me!"
"You bastard viper! How dare you talk to me like that! I'll beat your snake ass!"
"Stop this now both of you!" an egg-headed teen came in breaking the rivals and making them run laps.
"Heh idiots"
"Very interesting Momoshiro Takeshi and Kaidoh Kaoru are like you and Marui sometimes"
"Now you're just crazy, I'm not Marui's rival"
"I never said that I just said you act like them sometimes- mostly just to drive Marui and us crazy"
"Heh piyo"
"Oishi Shuichiroh however is a mix but I think he resembles Jackal more"
"Yeah you got that right" the two didn't only look similar but both were in a sense the babysitter of the team.
All that left to compare were Sanada, Yagyuu and Yanagi himself…..what joy.
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"I see I see" quickly writing down what ever it was he wrote down Yanagi had finished comparing and analyzing Seigaku's tennis team to half of their own- regular and non.
"So you think that weak Kawamura is like Yagyuu?"
"Not when he is on the courts, Yagyuu would without a doubt win a love match against him however"
"Yeah?" eager to know what the Master had to say about his doubles partner.
"However like Yagyuu, Kawamura is quiet and often keeps to himself, should he need to ask of someone or stop something he would talk, and like Yagyuu he is passionate about something dear to him"
"What would that be?"
"Sushi is to Kawamura as golf is to Yagyuu"
"…I'm not an idiot"
"I know" going back to his notebook Niou scoffed, after some time and watching Yanagi spoke again
"Hmm I had thought so, now this proves it"
"What?"
"Sadaharu is like myself" looking at the other straight in the face, Niou…..palm faced
"The hell Yanagi! It takes you this long to realize that!? Anyone with eyes could see that!"
"I needed proof Niou, not simple similarities"
"Bull-"
"Eiji-senpai do you hear that bush talking?"
"Nya you hear it too o'chibi?"…..shit! Thinking fast Niou molded himself and stood up
"Arai- what are you doing in a bush?"
"Uh nothing senpai! I lost my headband and went looking for it"
"Were you talking to someone?" moving to look over the bush Arai moved out of the bushes and pushed his teammates away
"No I was talking to myself senpai, how about you and Echizen play a game?"
"Hoi? That sounds good what do you say o'chibi?"
"I don't mind" forest green orbs looked up at the dark teen when he said nothing else Ryoma walked off with Eiji in tow.
"Damn…when you said Kikumaru was like the brat you were right Yanagi"
"I told you…" his voice came from beneath the bushes a large footprint on his face.
"Ah right…hahah sorry"
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The day slowly fell to dusk and Yanagi gathered lots of data, much to his pleasure. Niou however….
"I didn't even get to do what I wanted to do here"
"What was that?"
"I needed a new prank to pull…puri"
"I think changing into that Arai fellow and fooling Kikumaru and Echizen was prank enough" Niou gave him a look.
"That guy was like the bratling- what prank"
"True" the two began to get up from the bush when they were sure the tennis courts were empty; when the Trickster thought of something shocking!
"You didn't find Sanada's Seigaku match"
"That's because there was none, I had thought Echizen was similar but now I see he's not like any of us, at least not enough to be called a 'match'"
"Well I always thought-" before he could say anything the sound of footsteps resounded through the empty tennis courts and the two Rikkai students hid behind the bush once more.
"I thought everyone was gone"
"Apparently not" gathering his things, Tezuka Kunimitsu headed into the locker room stoically. Not knowing two pairs of eyes look at each other in curiosity and follow him.
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"T-this this is-"
"Perfect!" looking at his cell phone Niou and Yanagi couldn't believe what they had found. In the shower room, away from wandering ears and alone Tezuka Kunimitsu took his shower…..singing.
Crudely and off tone, high pitched and squeaky- the stoic captain of Seigaku, the teen who never smiled or showed any emotion…..was a bad in the closet shower singer!
"You know who he reminds me of Yanagi"
"I agree…." looking at each other and then back down at the recording of their gold, they said in unison
"Tezuka is to Sanada"
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Me- hahah Tezuka an in the closet shower singer! Who knew?! And the comparison of Sanada! I'll let you all imagine how that comparison works out! Hahah
Also that nickname Eiji called Fuji, Shuko, was my own creation! If anyone wants to use it by all means! So long as the credit goes to me!
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