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{The 8 Great Plots of Erina Nakiri}

Word Count: 1000 words

Pairings: implied Sōma x Erina

[Prompt by Guest/Insert Name Here]

Prompt: Sōma and Nao create a club focusing on their "interesting" approach in cuisine. Erina and the rest of the school are not amused.

{The 8 Great Plots of Erina Nakiri}

"They WHAT!?" Erina Nakiri shrieked as Hisako Arato nodded.

"Erina-sama, they're terrorizing the school with their horrible smelling creations! Not to mention I've had a dozen complaints from Hayama-san. And do you know what the worst part is?"

Erina leaned in, tense.

"Their food tastes... nice!" Hisako exclaimed. "I'm going to go get more now. It's really addictive!"

Erina could only shake her head in shock.

What on earth was happening?

As Erina stepped out on to the Tōtsuki hallways, there was only one thing she could say.

It was a disaster.

Students screamed, rampaging around the halls while fighting to get their hands on every plate they could see. The crowds surged forward, chattering wildly, and none even looked at Erina.

Erina was almost knocked over and she glared fiercely at the poor student in response.

"Uh - I apologise, Erina-sama. Everyone just wants to get some food from-" the student pointed at a long line up the hallway which consisted of about a hundred others.

Then he ran away again. Erina shook her head. Was this all a dream?

But no.

The horror that was happening in her school - the prestigious Tōtsuki - was real.

As quickly as she could, Erina walked inside the kitchen which was causing all this fuss, before evading the rather huge line of course.

She wouldn't allow Tōtsuki's reputation to drop.

The students made way for her - she was the academy's director after all, and she hurriedly walked past the doors, determined to avoid this violent riot.

But the sight which met her was worse than she could have ever imagined.

So much worse.

She was looking up at a lopsided banner which said 'Tōtsuki's Best Cooking Club,' and around her was a messy kitchen which smelt dreadful.

There was even purple and black smoke coming out of the large vat on one of the counters!

"Hey Nakiri!" Sōma waved cheerfully. "Glad ya made it! Want to come help serve?"

Erina scowled at him.

"What is this!?" she shrieked.

"Oh, just a collaboration that Nao and I were doing. Her food does really taste good!"

Who was Nao again? Oh, that stalker who Hisako was so hell-bent on getting rid of.

The raven-haired stalker in question ran up to her immediately.

"Erina-sama... let me become your assistant! You can insult me as much as you want!" Nao Sadatsuka hissed, grinning creepily.

"I thought you weren't allowed to be within a 50 metre radius of me?" Erina said, confused.

Nao frantically looked around to see if Hisako Arato was watching nearby.

"Yukihira-kun! Stop this obscene atrocity of a club at once!" she cried.

"Eh, Nakiri. No can do!" he waved again to her while managing to balance 5 plates on one arm.

Erina seethed. Time to bring her plans into action.

Plan 1:Asking Nicely

"Sōma-kun," Erina slathered on her sweetest voice, "Please could you stop this club. It is rather a hassle to manage all the forms and the paperwork."

Confused, Sōma turned around to her, almost crashing the plates he was holding.

"Huh, Nakiri? I thought I was the one managing the paperwork as the First Seat? I mean, if you want to, then sure."

Erina sighed.

Plan 2: No More Miss Nice Girl

"Yukihira-kun, if you don't shut this club down right now, I will ban it forever."

"How does that make sense!?" Sōma protested.

"Don't forget that I'm the director." Erina warned. "I will expel you if you don't do what I say."

"Well, we're already a registered club, and we're already following all the requirements." Sōma argued. "You can't shut us down or I'll start an uprising."

Erina rolled her eyes.

"I should have won the Blue anyway." Sōma muttered.

"What was that!?"

Sensibly, Sōma ran away.

Plan 3: Loophole

"Yukihira-kun..."

"Yeah Nakiri?" Sōma called over his shoulder."

"I've got a reason to stop your club."

"Let's hear it Nakiri."

"You are damaging Tōtsuki's environment!" Erina pointed the hallways filled with still-rioting students.

They could faintly hear smashes and crashes, and Sōma winced.

"Well, actually, Nakiri, we're not breaking any rules because we're not the ones doing the damage. They are."

Erina almost screamed.

Plan 4: The Tasting

"Yukihira-kun, if your food is anything under passable, I'm banning your club!" Erina demanded.

She reluctantly tasted the bubbling mixture inside the vat.

"This is horrible!" Erina exclaimed. "I'm going to-"

"Nakiri, you can't ban our club yet. I saw that you liked it!"

"..."

Plan 5: The Compromise

"Yukihira-kun, let's make a deal." Erina tried.

"Sure Nakiri."

"If you ban this club, I will give you access to Tōtsuki's secret facilities reserved only for me whenever you want."

"Really!" the boy's face lit up.

Erina crossed her fingers behind her back.

"Erina-sama..." Nao grinned. "Does this deal apply to me too?"

"Y-yes." Erina stuttered.

"Yeah! But why are you crossing your fingers?" Nao asked innocently (well, if she could look innocent).

Erina sighed as Sōma glared at her.

Plan 6: Begging

"Yukihira-kun please, please stop this club." Erina pleaded.

Erina quickly got rid of the thought from her head. No, she would never stoop that low.

Plan 7: Seducing

"Sōma-kuuuun," Erina said in a demure voice with a flirty grin.

"I'll do anything you want." the poor boy said.

He should have known that he never stood a chance against the Erina Nakiri.

"Sounds good." She said, passing a paper over the counter to him. "Sign here."

"Sure-" Soma said dreamily.

Then... "Hey wait! Shut down the club? No way!"

Erina scowled.

Plan 8: Oh Wait, There's No More Plans

Erina's mind was completely and totally blank.

She had no more ideas on what to do, because that idiot had fooled every single one of her plans!

Until Hisako Arato walked in.

"Oh there you are, Erina-sama, I was looking for-" Hisako surveyed the kitchen under her watchful gaze. "You aren't allowed to be within a 50 metre radius of Erina-sama!" she pounced on Nao.

Chaos arose, and the club was soon completely demolished.

Erina smirked at a dazed Sōma Yukihira.

"Well then," she said in a mocking tone, "The club can be taken off the register since it's no longer there."

Sōma scowled back, but was powerless against the wiles of The Supreme Erina Nakiri.

Secretly in a hidden kitchen far far away, Sōma Yukihira and Nao Sadatsuka plotted their next strange creation while cackling wildly.

But Erina was too used to this. Nowadays she'd just accidentally on purpose burn the kitchen right down.

Oh well. Tōtsuki had always needed some renovations anyways.

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