Chef: (Recapping last episode.) "Last week on Total Drama Island, those good-for-nothing campers got swept away by a rainstorm that left them stranded on a deserted island. Meanwhile, the chubby one drifted ashore in his outhouse and made a new friend that has an IQ almost as high as his. The gruesome chick built a raft for her and the delinquent, which left mouthy girl to fend for herself. Blondie lost her make-up and went on a mud-bath or something. Somehow, the 5 contestants ended up together in a tree house confessing their sins. That's when they came up with a cracker jack plan to find out who was making the fire, while one of them got lost, but all they found was the secret location of our production crew camp. And Blondie was sent home after arriving back last to the island. Then had a little surprise from her boyfriend, who cussed out mouthy girl at the end."

(We cut to Chef in the kitchen.)

Chef: "Yeah, it's me doing the recap. You got a problem with that?! Since Chris is off hosting some Frou-Frou Awards Show, I'll be filling in as host. But guess what? I ain't happy about it, either. (Gets out Mr. Coconut.) So sit back, shut up, and watch a nice episode of (Chops Mr. Coconut while saying the last 3 words.) Total! Drama! Island!"

(Theme song plays.)

(The episode begins with the 4 campers sleeping on their bunk beds outdoors in the woods, while some animals interact with their sleeping faces, then Heather wakes up and realizes they are in the woods)

Heather: "Where are we?!" (The others woke up)

Owen: "What?!"

Duncan: "How did we get here?!"

Chef: (Off camera) "QUIET!" (Everyone sees Chef clinging to the ladder of a helicopter.) "Knowing how you got here is none of your business!" (He gets out and gives the helicopter man a thumbs up.)

Gwen: "What happened to Chris?"

Chef: "What part of none of your business did I say? Now I'm in charge, and I'll make you wish you were never born" (walks towards them) "Your mission is to make it out of the woods, or die trying!"

Heather: "You can't be serious, we're going to die!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "They left us in the woods alone, again, WITH Heather, I'd rather swim in shark infested waters!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chef: "You will be divided into teams of two, Team 1, Delinquent and Chubby!" (Owen throws a duffel bag at him, next to Duncan) "Team 2, Horrible and Horrible!" (Throws the bag to Gwen, next to Heather) "Everything you need is in these bags, you'll sail north and find the camp, the team that manages to hoist the flag on the pole wins, and a word of advice, you better hide at dusk, because once the sun goes down, you won't be able to see a single trembling hand on your scared face! ...At least, have night vision goggles" (takes out a pair of night vision goggles) "But don't have!" (He laughs mischievously as the demad look on, Duncan runs up to him and tugs at his apron pleadingly)

Duncan: (terrified) "Oh please, please, please don't leave us here, we won't survive!"

Chef: (pushes him away) "Hold your ground, soldier!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: "Duncan is many things, but he's definitely not a chicken, he's up to something, and I'm going to find out."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Owen: (scared) "Oh my gosh, we're going to get skinned by a bear!"

Chef: (Mischievously) "Oh, I wouldn't worry about that..." (Owen smiles in relief, until...) "You want to run into a bear, when you run into old Sasquachanatkwa, that one is BIG and mean." (everyone is shocked when Chef climbs back up the stairs and the helicopter takes him away) "Good luck, troops! try not to die!"

(After he leaves, two large metal claws take the two bunk beds as well)

Heather: "This isn't legal! You can't do this!"

(Gwen looks on a bag, and finds a compass.)

Duncan: "Hey, Peaches, file it with the network lawyers."

Heather: "Where do they think they're going? They can't survive out there. It's suicide, it's–"

Gwen: "Hey. I've got an idea. Let's see what happens if you shut up already!"

CONFESSIONALS:

Heather: "Okay. Nothing would give me greater pleasure than ditching her grim little butt in the middle of nowhere, but this is the wild. I need someone to shove in front of me if a bear comes by."

Duncan: "I gotta say, I was jazzed to be paired with Owen. I mean, come on, if you were a grizzly, who would you rather be dipping in barbecue sauce?"

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(We then cut to Duncan & Owen running together, but Owen is seen wheezing.)

Owen: (Wheezing) "Where are we going?"

Duncan: (Stops running.) "I just wanted to get away from the girls. Psych them out a bit, you know?" (Owen stops running and walks to him.) Okay, let's see what we got." (Pours out some stuff out of the bag, which contained a map, spray can, goggles, and sleeping bag.)

Owen: Yup. Yup, It's all good except one thing's missing. (Goes down on his knees, screaming.) "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!" (His scream echoed the entire island, which made a bear roar.)

Duncan: "What the hell was that?"

Owen: (Stands up.) "We're gonna die out here!"

Duncan: "We'll be outta the woods in no time thanks to these babies."

Owen: "You stole those from Chef? Sweet!"

Duncan: "What can I say? I'm a hardened criminal. With these babies, we can see as clear as day."

Owen: "Hahaha, awesome. Let me see those." (Wears the goggles, but the sun affects him, causing him to scream in pain.) "MY EYES! I've been blinded!"

Duncan: (Snatches the goggles off of him.) "All right, that's enough. We've got a challenge to win." (Gives Owen a bag.) "Now grab the map while I figure out where we are."

Owen: "Sure. But the map isn't much use without a compass, is it?" (Chuckles.)

Duncan: "Okay, the sun rose from the east which means that's north. So, camp is that-a-way."

Owen: "Are you sure? I think the sun rose from over there. Which means the camp is that-a-way."

Duncan: "Uh, yeah. I think you're wrong. We're going this way. Let's move".

Owen: Uh…" (Continues looking at the map.)

(We now cut to Heather & Gwen, with Gwen looking at the compass.)

Gwen: "Camp is north, so we just follow the river. Easy."

Heather: "Yeah. As long as we're not munched by Sasquatchamacallit."

Gwen: Would you relax? That's obviously just another stupid made up myth to scare us. (Grabs the bag, they both walk off with Heather getting concerned.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: "I don't believe in Sasquatches. I don't. And they wouldn't like, drop us here in the middle of the forest if there really was one. What if we died? Would they?"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Now the two girls were walking in the woods, while Heather chased away the insects that were flying around her)

Heather: "Ugh, I'd kill for some bug spray right now..." (chokes) "I think one stung me in the mouth" (Starts to cough as Gwen rolls her eyes.)

CONFESSIONALS:

Gwen: "I can't believe I miss this, but I miss Chris, anything is better than Chef's madness, because all Camp Chefs look like escaped prisoners."

Heather: Are you listening to this Chris? I hope you enjoy your day off while your psychotic assistant is in charge of this, and he didn't even do anything, he just walked out on us!"

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(We now cut to the outdoors, where Chef was lying on the dock, relaxing while reading a French-language book)

(Meanwhile, we see Duncan and Owen climbing a mountain)

Owen: (To Duncan) "You heard what Chef said about Sasquatchanakwa, that's scary!" (Duncan rolls his eyes, but he slips as he climbs as he tries to hold on.) "Did you know that Sasquatches are the missing link between human man and apes?"

Duncan: (stands up and looks at him angrily) "Oh yeah? I think I know who the missing monkey is, he's here" (hits Owen's head as he goes back up)

Owen: "Ow, I'm serious, witnesses say that he is eight feet tall, weighs two hundred kilos and only two hundred orbs could make you vomit"

Duncan: (now on top of the mountain) "Well, if that was real, don't you think someone would have caught him by now?"

Owen: (going up) "Nah, you're clever."

(Duncan suddenly looks down and pulls out his minoculars)

Duncan: "Hey, look, it's the girls!" (Looks at the girls walking in the woods) "And you're going the wrong way, how silly! Hey guys, here's some advice for you guys, use the map!"

Gwen: "Um, we would if we had one, but this compass tells us that's north, you know, where Chef said camp was!"

(Duncan was confused, then he took the map from Owen, and when he realized it he growled in anger)

Heather: (Sneering) "Enjoy the view from over there losers!"

Duncan: (grabbing the bag) "Great, we're back now! I guess we'll have to jump into the river to get there faster."

CONFESSIONAL:

Owen: "After jumping off the cliff on the first day, I felt like the king of the world!" (Flashback to the first day is shown) "I conquered my biggest fear and helped my team win, it was amazing! ...But days later, my fear grew again like the Phoenix bird..."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Owen: "Oh no, I'm not going to jump again, I already did it once, you can't make me do it again"

Duncan: "Then don't worry...I'll do it for you!" (pushes him off, as he jumps too, Owen yells as they both land in the water)

(Commercial Break.)

(We now cut to the cabin, where Chef steals Gwen's diary, Heather's make-up, Duncan's knife, and finally Owen's stash of candy.)

(We now cut to Gwen & Heather. With Gwen putting down the bag and getting chocolate bars.)

Heather: "Okay, look. We both know we don't like each other. And we both probably wish we could push each other off a cliff right now."

Gwen: "The thought had crossed my mind."

Heather: But I think we can also agree we have to win this challenge. We can't afford to let the guys win invincibility. And who knows what kind of evil bonding they're up to right now.

(We now cut to Duncan & Owen on a wooden raft, but Owen farted.)

Duncan: "Nice one." (Farts as well.)

Owen: "Ooh! Extra points for the stink factor." (Chuckles.)

(We now cut back to Gwen & Heather.)

Heather: "So we're a team on this, right?"

Gwen: "Right." (They both realize that the boys are floating past them, as they both gasp in shock.)

Gwen/Heather: "They're getting away!" (They both run off.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: "Ha! Using the river was brilliant! Well played, boys. Well played."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We now cut to a various montage; Starting with Owen & Duncan walking, until Owen finds a chocolate bar, Owen gasps in shock as he picks it up, but what he didn't realize is that there was rope on the floor, then the rope ties up his feet and lifts him up, Duncan gets worried and then jumps on a tree branch, but Heather shows up and gets a bug sprayer, and then runs off. Then Duncan tries to untie the rope, which worked out well, as Owen falls off with the chocolate bar. Then Duncan jumps off and runs off, then Owen smiles in relief and eats the chocolate bar. We now cut to the boys behind the bushes, making growling noises, scaring Gwen & Heather behind them, running away. Then they go near the log and push a big rock, trapping them. Then they both go to the bag, and find 2 chocolate bars. Then they both run off, but they didn't realize that Heather & Gwen got out of the log the other way. We now cut to the girls, with toilet paper, then Gwen runs around Heather, which make her tied up into toilet paper like a mummy. As Heather walks like a mummy. Gwen gives her a thumbs up, as she pushes her off to find the boys. We then see Duncan walking with some branches, and Owen eating chocolate bars. Until Heather walks to Owen, as he screams in fear and climbs up the tree, then Gwen gets the blanket and gives Heather a high five. And they walk off. We then cut to the boys putting branches on the floor. Then they both run off, as Heather & Gwen show up, then they both walk to the branches which made them fall into the pit. As Duncan quickly gets the green bag. Then he gets a compass out of the bag. And throws it to Owen, which he caught it. And then the boys run off, throwing the green bag into the pit.)

(We now pass into the night, where Gwen and Heather were walking in the dark)

Heather: "Ugh, I can't believe all our supplies were stolen!"

Gwen: "Never underestimate a delinquent" (sniffs) "Eww, I hope we get to camp soon, do you really stink?"

Heather: "Look who said it, from here I can smell your armpits"

(Suddenly they both stop and look at the giant footprints of a creature on the ground, they both look at each other with smiles, thinking it's a joke.)

Gwen: (pretending) "Uh, look, Sasquat tracks, I'm so scared!" (Some bushes begin to move.)

Heather: "It's time they stopped being ridiculous!"

(Gwen advances silently towards the bush, before lunging at it, as leaves fly, as Gwen is lifted up by the head of a creature known as a Sasquatchanakwa, Heather screamed in terror as she ran off, the same thing happened to Gwen when she realized where was, and also the yeti got scared when he ran away too.)

(Meanwhile with Owen and Duncan, they were walking, while Owen took out his night vision goggles and put them on, looking around.)

Owen: (looking at a squirrel) "Hello Miss Squirrel." (Turns and looks at a raccoon pulling a fish out of the river) "Hello Mr. Raccoon" (turns and now looks at the running Sasquatch, with Gwen on top of him) "Hello Mr. Sasquatch" ( turns but realizes that) "Sasquatch?! Run, Duncan!" (He and Duncan start to run, as does Heather, and Gwen who followed them with the Sasquatch)

(Both run to a cave, it was all dark inside, but only the eyes of the campers could be seen.)

Heather: (arriving) "Owen?"

Owen: Heather?

Duncan: "Owen?"

Heather: "Duncan?"

Duncan: "Heather?"

Gwen: "Duncan?"

Duncan: "Gwen?"

Heather: "Gwen?"

Gwen: Heather?

Owen: "Gwen?"

Gwen: "Owen?"

Heather: "OK, now that we've counted eyes, what should we do? Did you see the size of that creature?"

(Unbeknownst to them, the Sasquatch's eyes appeared in their midst.)

Duncan: "I saw it, and I do know that it is very strong"

Gwen: "That's why you ran and yelled like a little girl, right?"

Duncan: "I know, I was just pretending, anyway, we'll be safe here..."

(Suddenly a bunch of small red eyes appear around them)

Heather: (shudders) "I can't believe I'm saying this but tell me that tongue that just brushed against me is Owen."

Owen: "Oh come on, it's not me, it's just the...BATS!"

(Outside the cave, the Sasquatch runs off, and elsewhere, the four campers yell as several bats fly above them.)

(After a while, they stop at a tree, panting with exhaustion.)

Heather: "Tell me that Sasquatches are eviler at night, right?" (They start to hear a growl)

(Meanwhile, on the stage of the talent show, Chef was playing the harp, while singing the "Ave Maria")

(We return to Duncan, Owen, Heather and Gwen)

Heather: (to the boys) "Since you guys still have the map and our compass, I guess you won."

Gwen: "Ugh, speak for yourself."

Heather: "Come on, it's obvious that they have already beaten us"

Gwen: "Fine, whatever."

Duncan: (Throwing the bags at them.) "Hey, if you don't want to be alone, you can prepare the firewood while we look for some food." (they both leave, leaving the girls alone)

Gwen: "Blech, that damsel in distress thing makes me want to throw up."

Heather: (smirks) "Shh, let the boys make up their minds, and then we'll run off with their stuff."

CONFESSIONALS:

Heather: "Those guys are so manipulable, it's like they're little kids."

Gwen: "When you thought Heather couldn't be trickier, was she cheating on them, playing with the boys? Well done."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(We see Owen and Duncan walking.)

Owen: "Do you trust them too much to trust them with our stuff?"

Duncan: (smirks) "Oh no..." (Pulls the map out of his shirt) "Never trust anyone."

(Now we cut to midnight, where the four of them were sitting by a campfire)

Owen: (holding up a bag of dough) "Look, a ball made out of energy bars, anyone?"

Gwen: (shaking with cold) "N-no, but can I have your blanket?"

Owen: (Eats the ball before throwing the blanket at Gwen.) "Sure" (She nurses on the blanket, as Owen begins to sleep)

Heather: (To Duncan) "I'm so scared..." (Lays back, hugging his chest.) "Do you mind if I can?"

Duncan: (Confused) "Um, no problem."

Heather: "You're not going to fall asleep, are you?"

Duncan: "Ha, you can count on that..."

(We cut to dawn, where Duncan was snoring in his sleep, until...)

Owen: "DUDE, wake up, the fire, the girls, the things, they're gone!"

(Duncan gets up and sees that the girls weren't there, he looks under his clothes and he can't find the map.)

Duncan: "The map!" (face palmed)

(Meanwhile, Gwen and Heather ran off with the bags, giggling.)

CONFESSIONALS:

Gwen: "Not bad, they robbed us first, all's fair in love and war, and this is definitely war."

Heather: "That was so funny, I wish I could have seen their faces, but just to be clear, Gwen and I agreed."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

Duncan: "I can't believe I got fooled by a girl, again!"

Owen: "Well, admit it was your fault, you succumbed to the basic needs of-" (suddenly smells smoke that makes him blank.) "Do you smell that?"

Duncan: "Smell what?"

Owen: (sniffs) "It's got cinnamon...and lots of sugar...CAKES!"

(Cut to camp, where smoke was billowing in the Mess Hall, where inside the kitchen, Chef was pulling a tray of cupcakes out of the oven)

Chef: "Mmm, freshly cooked love..."

(We return to Owen and Duncan.)

Owen: "Oh holy mother of sugar, I'm coming for you!" (Starts to run)

Duncan: "Hey, wait!" (Persecutes)

(Now we cut to the field, near the totem, with the Chef sitting in a garden chair, with the tray of cupcakes, he was about to eat one until he heard some voices)

Heather: (off camera) "We did it!"

Chef: (annoyed) "Oh crap..."

(Gwen and Heather ran straight to the totem, but suddenly Owen arrived and overcame them)

Duncan: (smiles, running) "Touch the totem, dude!"

(But Owen walks past the totem pole without touching it, and grabs the tray to eat all the cupcakes, when Heather touches the totem pole and high fives Gwen.)

Duncan: (walking towards Owen) "No, man, we were so close! Why?!"

Owen: "Fresh out of the oven" (The Chef takes the tray from him and throws it on the ground, angry)

Chef: "Those were MY cupcakes! Alright, game over, girls win, boys lose!"

CONFESSIONALS:

Duncan: "We lost the challenge for cupcakes? What was that? Do you know how many cupcakes he could buy for a hundred thousand dollars?"

Heather: (chuckles) "That was pathetic! I hope the cupcakes were worth it..."

Gwen: "Wow, that really worked out for us!"

Owen: "Duncan is very upset with me, maybe I should have saved him a cupcake..."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(We now cut to the elimination ceremony at night, with Chef & the 4 contestants.)

Chef: (Walks around.) This was supposed to be my day! I had it all planned! I was gonna eat my sticky buns." (Owen gasps in shock.) "And relax with one of Heather's facials." (Heather gasps in shock too.) "And read Gwen's diary.." (Gwen gasps in shock as well.) And cleaned my toenails. That reminds me, you need to sharpen this. (Whispers.) Then I was gonna loot the rest of Owen's snack stash." (Owen gasps in fright, again.) "But y'all ruined it! So, here's your invinci-damn-bility!" (Tosses the marshmallows for Gwen & Heather, then looks at the boys for a long time.) "The final one goes to.." (Owen looks nervously at this, while Duncan on the other hand, is just glaring. Until Chef tosses the last marshmallow to..) You! (Throws the marshmallow in Owen's mouth.) Choke on this, glutton!" (Runs & points to Duncan.) "You're finished, sucker!"

Duncan: "Pfft. Good! Get me outta here and back to juvie. At least with convicts, you know what to expect."

(We now cut to the Dock of Shame, with the contestants watching Duncan leave, & Duncan following Chef.)

Chef: "Left. Left. Left, right, left! Come on, soldier! Do I bear a striking resemblance to somebody who's got all day?"

Heather: (Looks at Duncan, as he stops walking.) "What can I say? You had the chance to rock an alliance with me, but you blew it."

Gwen: (Looks at Duncan.) "You played the game well. Sorry, you had to lose over sticky buns." (Shares a fist bump with him, as Duncan now walks to Owen.)

Owen: "I-I… I-I-I…" (Burps in Duncan's face.)

Duncan: "Whatever." (Walks off.)

(We now cut to the remaining 3 contestants in the campfire.)

Heather: "So, looks like we made it to the final three."

CONFESSIONALS:

Heather: "I just wanna thank everyone who got me to the final three. Courtney. You deserved to be cheated off the show twice. Especially that I kissed your boyfriend and tricked him, now you're reunited with him, so blah blah blah.. Noah, you are one seriously smart guy, same thing for Harold. don't think I didn't notice. And Lindsay, the most fashionable girl on the island next to me, you know you'll always be one of my BFFs. But NOT this time! Because I'm still angry at you for abandoning me yesterday!"

Gwen: "I've gotta admit, I didn't think I'd make it this far. (Yawns.) But now that I have, I might as well win."

Owen: So… it's Owen and two hot chicks. Yeah! Partay!"

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(We now cut to Duncan in the Boat of Losers.)

Duncan: "Just get me outta this place…" (He then realizes the person driving was actually Sasquatchanakwa, as Duncan screams in fear, but Sasquatchanakwa unmasks himself, revealing Chef, as Duncan sighs in relief. But Chef unmasks himself, revealing Sasquatchanakwa again, as Duncan is annoyed, screaming, sighing in relief, at the same time.) "Ok, Chef. I've had enough with your nasty pranks like that!" (He then leans on the boat backwards in annoyance as the episode ends.)

(End credits.)

We all knew that Duncan would go home on this one you guys.. Sorry Duncan fans.. Only 2 more episodes to go!

Stay tuned for episode 25!