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"People vs. Professor Farnsworth."

"...Mac, are you sure that the age is right?"

"Seems to be, 161 years old."

"BAH! Why am I here?"

"Well, Professor Farnsworth, you're here because... You build doomsday weapons?!"

"You don't understand the value of those doomsday weapons! One day we'll need those doomsday weapons!"

"Err...okay. Your case, Mr. Counselor?"

"Professor...Farnsworth has developed a series of rather lethal and illegal weapons, your Honor. Not the least of which is the Q. T. McWhiskers from Momcorp."

Christine interjected, "Your Honor, that was simply a child's toy that was turned into a weapon of war by that company!"

"She was MAD I tell you! Mad! Turning a cute little toy into an engine of destruction! At least she could have used my genetically altered apes!"

"Oh boy..." Harry sighed, "Professor Farnsworth, given your advanced age and...We'll just go with that. 30 Days, 1600 hours community service, and for the love of God, stop making things that blow up!"

"Bah! Taking away a mad scientist's ability to make doomsday weapons! What next? The mad grad student to make lethal doses of chemical weapons?! Where will it end?!"

"C'mon, Grandpa," Bull said cheerfully as he pulled the Professor away from the bench, "I'll make sure you get plenty of pudding and naps in the holding cells."

"At least let me have my beef jerky!" He hollered as he was led out of the courtroom.

Dan shook his head. "Harry, I think that the cases have gotten weirder."

"You're telling me. Mac, what's the next case?"

"People vs. Negi Springfield, charged with multiple counts of corrupting minors and child endangerment."

"See here now," a voice from below the edge of the bench said curtly, "How can I corrupt someone who's as old or older than me?"

Harry and Mac looked over the edge of the bench. "Mac, didn't we do this one time before? Something about a dog?"

"Yes sir, and I don't think this one will turn out much different," Mac said with a grin.

Roz shook her head. "Kids start young these days."

"Yep."

"Your Honor," Dan smirked as he walked to the bench, "Mr. Springfield has taken his young charges on several 'Field Trips' and every one has had some...thing go wrong and create trouble. On top of that, he's been seen locking lips with many of his students..."

"Now, Dan," Harry leaned back as he smiled, "Just because he's doing something you wish you'd done as a child..."

"Harry," Dan explained, "If you'd seen the girls I'd gone to school with, you'd join the priesthood and swear off women forever..." He shuddered.

Not knowing quite how to respond to that, Harry turned to the Defense attorney, "Ms. Sullivan, let's hear the other side..."

"Certainly, your Honor," agreed Christine.

"In my client's defense, he is regularly the target for hostile forces and the ladies in question seem to come onto him."

"Come on, Christine, there's no way a bunch of, what, 12, 13 year olds are going to go for a twerp like him," Dan said contemptuously.

"HEY! You take that back about Negi-sensei!" A blond stood up. "And for your information! I'm 16!"

"Damn! Too young," Dan groused, "Fine then, shouldn't we have them up here for corrupting Mr. Springfield then?"

Harry looked at the case file. "...Vampires, Robots, Ninjas, Chinese martial artists..."

"Amazons, WHERE?!"

"Mr. Saotome! Calm down!"

"Sorry, your Honor..." he scratched the back of his head as he sat down.

Harry sighed, seriously, what was up with him getting a word in every case? "Ghosts?"

"WHERE?!"

"Mr. Kenpachi! We said ghosts, not hallows!"

"...Damn." The big guy muttered and sat back down. He wanted a good fight.

Meanwhile, Sayo Aisaka tried to sink even further into the seat she was in, hoping to avoid getting Konpaku'd.

"Now, where was I? ...Your AUNT?! You kissed your aunt?"

"Was she hot?"

"DAN!"

"What? It's a legitimate question."

Harry just shook his head, "Mr. Springfield, do you have anything to say in your defense?"

"My life was in danger at the time."

"So... You kissed your aunt?"

"I didn't know she was my aunt at the time."

"You know, that happened to me at a family reunion one time," Bull remarked casually, "but it was my aunt who did it to me..."

"Well, she did kiss me..."

Bull nodded. "Yeah, sometimes they really get grabby."

Harry, not knowing what to day, simply sat there with his head propped up on his hands.

"Well, she saved my life." Negi responded.

"Okay, that's enough... I'm pretty sure that you're innocent here. Those other girls on the other hand..."

"Your Honor, the people rest and will not pursue charges," Dan said as he straightened his tie.

Harry nodded. "Remember to get those girls in here at a later date if possible."

"Right."

"Let's take five everyone."