Dis-claim-er - Neither I nor any of the other authors hold any rights or privileges to the characters used in this story. Copyright is given to the creators/holders where applicable. Only thing I (might) have any hold on is the idea to create this, and it's probably a jointly held idea anyway.

"Next case!"

"People vs the Brain."

"Oooh! Sounds like someone with a big head!" Bull stopped and blinked as he got a look at the defendant. "Except that his head is tiny."

"We get that Bull. Now then, Mr... Brain... It seems... Wow, you've been a busy boy, haven't you?"

"Actually I'm a genetically engineered lab rat with aspirations of taking over the world."

"...Riiiiight. It seems here that you've caused several disturbances down town, the least of which was the steam roller going out of control and destroying part of the Mets stadium."

"Eh, no big loss there."

"Dan!"

"What? It's true."

"Your Honor, despite my clients aspirations," here, Christine gave Brain a long look, "he has never successfully taken over the world, nor has he ever caused more than a few million dollars damage to isolated locations, which is far better than a few of my previous clients..."

"Vegeta...I think she's talking about you..."

"SHUT THE BLEEP! UP NAPPA!"

Harry nodded and looked at Dan. "Well?"

"Well, what?"

"Anything to say?"

"Well, he HAS tried to take over the Earth, took over small countries, nearly killed dozens of world leaders and sank the Titanic."

"That was Pinky, not me."

"NARF!"

"Wow, well, there's not a whole lot I can do about anything from history, as the statute of limitations had to have run out somehow," Harry muttered, "so at this point, this court can only rule on the motion in front of it...by the way, Mac, what is the motion?"

"Destroying Mets Stadium because Mr. Brain here was trying to build a better super robot."

"...We have a lot of Super Robot problems don't we?"

"Yep."

"Alright, then, Mr. Brain, we'll go for 30 days and a $160 fine for operating heavy machinery without a license. Let's take five everyone!" Harry called out as he slammed his gavel down.