Dis-claim-er - Neither I nor any of the other authors hold any rights or privileges to the characters used in this story. Copyright is given to the creators/holders where applicable. Only thing I (might) have any hold on is the idea to create this, and it's probably a jointly held idea anyway.

"Next case."

"Speeding."

"How bad?"

"Three times the speed limit, ignoring red lights... cars parked... cars next to hers... Her mirrors all banged up..."

"...Seriously?"

"I had an aunt that drove like that." Bull commented. "Of course, she was blind."

"...How does a blind woman drive?"

"Normally very carefully."

Meanwhile, back in Deadpool's apartment, Blind Al sneezed, narrowly avoiding today's deadly trap.

Harry sighed. "Miss Yukari, do you have anything to say in your defense?"

"Uhm..." She nervously reaches back and pulls forward Chiyo-chan, "C'mon, Chiyo-chan, that wasn't that bad, was it?"

The girl stared, wide-eyed, shaking horribly. "Car go zoom... Things go boom... Pink and white explosions on the windshield."

"In my defense, I didn't know that there was a flying magical girl right there. She's alright though, at least..."

"Miss Yukari, not only did you break speeding laws, you have a hit and run?"

Chiyo-chan started muttering, "Miss Yukari...watch out for the man in red pajamas...Miss Yukari...that big black mecha won't fill that chasm back in..."

"Red pajamas?"

"Some blind guy..."

"So... You hit a flying magical girl and a blind guy..."

"I still don't feel good..." Said magical girl groaned in the audience.

"At least your legs aren't broken." Said blind guy muttered to her.

"Iwouldlovetorace thiswomaninarace justtoseehowfastsheis, Haha!"

"Noson! Suchawomanwould beverydangerousforyou. Haha!"

"Butfather, ifIdonotracethiswoman, Iwillneverfindout howgoodIcanbe, haha!"

"So, Miss Yukari, I'm going to fine you..."

"I don't make enough to pay any fines!"

"...500 hours community service and the personal maid for the people you injured."

"Car go zoom, Xelloss go splat..." Chiyo muttered, rocking back and forth slowly.

"Next case..."

"We have People v.... Excel Excel and Hyatt."

"Excel... Excel?"

"That's her name. Apparently her parents weren't too imaginative."

"HAIL LORD ILPALAZZO!" An orange haired girl saluted as she yelled as loudly as she could. "Oh wait, you aren't supposed to know about Lord Ilpalazzo, I'm going to have to kill you all right now. But the guards took away any guns I might have had and killing you all would just be a big hassle and finding a place to hide the bodies would be a pain, so just forget I said anything, okay?"

Crickets chirped in the background after every tried to decipher just what was said.

"Vegeta, my head hurts."

"For once, I can't blame your stupidity."

"Uhh... Right... What's the... Holy! Is she okay?" Harry's eyes widened as Hyatt coughed up blood and fell over.

"Huh? Ha-chan died again." Excel muttered, slumping. "She always does this when she feels too much pressure, it's like someone turned the blood gauge up to maximum and forgot to Mmmmph?!" Her eyes widened as both Dan and Christine put their hands over her mouth.

"She... Does that often?" Harry looked at Mac, who shrugged in response.

"Apparently she died three times when getting a report from her."

"Three times?"

"Wow, death's even cheaper for her than it is for you guys." Deadpool pointed at Vegeta, who snorted.

"It's the Deus Ex Machina thing with the Dragonballs, really. And bad writing in the translations...and least Kakarot doesn't have the same voice for thirty years in other countries." Vegeta muttered.

"Stop breaking the 4th wall!" Harry banged his gavel. Honestly, it was like he was in a bad fanfic or something.

"Dood, he pointed out us breaking the 4th wall, dood."

"Yeah, dood!"

"Wark!"

"So, what's the charge anyway?"

"Dining and Dashing, causing a traffic jam, triple parking, flipping off police officers."

Harry blinked. "Triple Parking? How does THAT work?"

"She parked a tank on top of two cars."

"...Eh?"

"I thought this was Vice City!"

A man in Spartan armor stood up in the back, "NO! THIS...IS...NEW YORK CITY!" and kicks a spindly looking robot out the window.

Kenpachi looked at him, snorted and kicked him through the wall next to the window.

"There was a hole in the wall next to it. Why did you need to make a new one?"

"Eh..." Kenpachi shrugged. "The first hole was boring."

Out in the street, there were several crashes, and a hollered "FRENZY!" as several metal disks flew through the broken window.

Harry groaned and looked at Excel. "Any words in your defense?"

"The cars were of an ugly color and they had illegal drugs inside and Lord Ilpalazzo says that such things are horrible and need to be taken care of and that the world is corrupted and that we can purify it and *stomach growl* I'm so hungry!"

Bull, being the kind man he is, hands Excel his lunchbox.

"OOOH! Thank you!" She grabbed it and started eating fast, tears falling from her eyes as she gorged on food. "Thf if gud!"

Bull smiled, "Thanks! I'm learning how to make Indian food. Unfortunately, they don't give good guidelines on how spicy it should be..."

Harry rubbed his head. "Miss Excel, it seems that you're a very... VERY energetic girl and that you seem to be following someone... For whatever reason you want to... Nevertheless, breaking the law is not exactly forgivable. So, I'm going to make you go through 300 hours of community service."

"HEY! I sped a little and she parks a tank on cars, and I get more time than she does?!"

"...Yes."

"Arrrgh! Life is so unfair!"

"No kidding..." Xelloss, Nanoha and Daredevil muttered as they sat, all sporting various injuries from being hit by Yukari's driving.