OK, I'm back (sorry about the wait, I had exams- but I have my own computer now)! LEMON TIME! Hehe... My friends and I cosplay 'Naruto', but I don't think two females could play two males...

I am going to try to write various types of fanfics for different types of literature.

I now have my own computer, so more stories should be coming soon!

Hopefully this will be a long chapter- and by long, I mean 26 pages, as was in the most revered 'Harry Potter and Half-Blood Prince' book (teehee).

I also find the idea of oral sex gross because... well, maybe I shouldn't go into details... Anyway, here we go!

The trio walked back to their campsite in silence, the sun slowly setting down into the horizon. When they reached their destination, there was an awkward pause until- "Uh... Who wants ramen?"

A brief scuttle ensued, and there was soon a small fire, with a small pot bubbling over it. Sakura quietly whispered out "We've never really had a mission like this before... It's so horrible." The boys nodded in unison. Sighing, she stood up. "I'm not really hungry... I guess I'll just go to bed. Goodnight, Sasuke. Naruto, it's your turn to keep watch tonight."

The two boys acknowledged her as she slipped into her tent, and it sounded as if she was soon asleep. Damn, Naruto thought. Sakura isn't even reading- this really must be affecting her! He grabbed two bowls and scooped some helpings of ramen for both him and Sasuke, who muttered thanks and ate quickly. He then washed his bowl out in the nearby spring, and before he retired to the tent he would be sharing with Naruto, he glared at the boy. Sasuke seems even more emo right now!, thought the ever-optimistic ninja. He took his time eating his precious ramen.

Fifteen minutes later, Naruto showed up into the tent with his second helping of ramen. "What are you doing in here?" Sasuke seethed. "Aren't you supposed to be keeping guard for tonight?'

"Yeah, but I'm going to stay in here until I'm warm. And it's also MY tent. Yeesh, what is everyone's problem today? Folks just seemed tense," slurped Naruto.

"What's the problem? Oh, I don't know, maybe the fact that some cruel monster of a man has been causing some of these local civilians unimaginable pain! He could have escaped and done some more damage, with the way you came out of nowhere without stealth to 'capture' him! And did you hear what he said? He would have... raped you if he had the chance to!" Sasuke ranted, slapping Naruto upside the head. This caused the boy to drop the bowl of very hot noodles into his lap.

"OWWWW!!! Dammit Sasuke, what the hell was that for?!" screeched the injured boy who was clutching his privates. "God- now I have to go back outside in the COLD and wash out my clothes in the COLD water and get this sticky broth shit off of me- WITH COLD WATER! Clean this mess up while I go fix myself!"

Breathing heavily, Sasuke wiped up the hot liquid from the plastic floor from the front of the tent. Why am I so worked up- especially over Naruto? I mean, he is a brat, but today... he pondered. He was still thinking about this when Naruto walked back in, a towel wrapped around his waist. Sasuke gasped.

"What?" asked Naruto.

"N-nothing!" Sasuke stammered. "Sorry about what just happened." Naruto just shrugged and accidentally brushed Sasuke on the way over to his futon. At the scantily-clad boys' touch, Sasuke felt a hot and sensational wave wash over his soul. He stood up off of his knees.

Naruto looked back behind him. "What do you want now?" he muttered.

"You..." Sasuke murmured breathlessly. "This... This is how YOU properly capture someone! See?" he exhaled, backing off from the half-Nelson headlock he had delivered to Naruto. "Uh... Just a little lesson to keep in mind, OK?"

Sitting there with a shocked look on his face, Naruto started to chuckle. "Oh! Haha... OK, you got it!"

Sasuke turned around and silently smacked his forehead, coming to a realization- HE MIGHT HAVE FEELINGS FOR NARUTO! Damn, he thought. It's ok, I'll just... get over it in the morning! Yeah, yeah, I'll just do that. Feeling confident in himself, Sasuke started taking off his shirt. He turned around to tell Naruto he was going to be- but once he saw the handsome, ripped blonde, Sasuke couldn't resist the sudden urge any longer. Jumping on the bed again, he caught hold of his prey.

Naruto was starting to get pissed. "Sasuke, I've had enough les- WHATTHEFUCKAREYOUDOING?!?" he yelled as Sasuke finished taking off his own shirt. He then pressed his mouth firmly against Naruto's, muffling the screams.

When Sasuke felt his new interest lay still, he slowly released the grip. "Be quiet, or Sakura will hear you!" he whispered fervently.

The color drained from Naruto's face, and he renewed his struggle, saying "N-no! I... I have to keep guard tonight! Otherwise, Sakura will kick my ass!"

"Stop! Don't worry about Sakura, I'll deal with her. Don't tell me you don't want this!" Sasuke barked. Tears started swelling up in Naruto's eyes, wrenching Sasuke's heart. "I- I'm sorry, Naruto... I love you."

Tenderly kissing the cheeks which the salty stream of tears flowed upon, Sasuke heard Naruto gasp. The still arms started to push themselves out from under Sasuke's relentless body and into a more passionate hold.

At that, Sasuke sat up and started lifting up the towel that concealed the fruits of the male human body. The heat of the moment seemed to have numbed the lovers' fingers while they tried stripping each other from their remaining garments. When that was finished, Naruto rolled Sasuke over. Sasuke, in his new position, could see the damage of what the hot broth had done to his partner's tool. Gingerly, Naruto started focusing all of his chakra down the southern apparatus. Feeling the tingling power emanating from his manliness, he started to gyrate his pelvis of Sasuke's hips. Sasuke started to groan with immense pleasure, and his device began to stiffen up. He slid himself out from underneath Naruto, sitting upright and spreading out his legs as far as he could stretch them in front of Naruto's face. Naruto eagerly started to suck the shaft, from which very soon flowed the sweet-tasting white juices of Sasuke. Sasuke grew curious as to how Naruto tasted, and started curling upright until the two entangled bodies represented the number 69. Carefully, Sasuke started to massage the large appendage, only to go faster and harder in order to please Naruto. Both of their wishes were soon fulfilled, and the returned to the normal way of expressing love, tasting hints of themselves through their lovers salivia.

After a few hours of passionate romancing, Naruto lay all hot and thickly covered in sweat on top of Sasuke's heaving back. One could tell from their rough, jagged pants that a good number of calories had been burned in this exercise. The beginning signs of dawn filtered in from the leaves of the surrounded clearing and into the tent. "Is it morning already?' Sasuke murmured from exhaustion. Naruto grunted, got up, and groggily started to look around for some clothes. Sasuke sat up. "Where are you going?' he asked.

Naruto smiled back at him. "I'm just going to go keep watch like Sakura told me to do. It's OK. You go back to sleep."

He started to make his way out of the tent, but Sasuke held him back. "I love you," he whispered. With a loving look in his eye, Naruto leaned into lock lips with Sasuke for a brief moment, and then slipped out of the tent. Sasuke stared at the big empty void of the tent, then fell back to sleep.

Aweh!