"Deidara…you look worried," the unnamed leader of the akatsuki noticed. "Yeah…it's just that---I hope Sasori isn't doing anything rash to Sakura." Deidara frowned. "Like what? In the violence way?" the leader asked. Deidara turned around and faced the leader with a silly, sheepish face. "No…in the sex way."
Shizune…you were my world to me….When Dan and Nawacki were gone…you were everything I had left. Shizune…just your smile made me feel safe…Shizune…Shizune!! SHIZUNE!!!!!
Rage swelled inside Tsunade. She was so angry in fact, her chakra levels boosted up 10X more than her average! "And I thought I had the ridiculous amount of chakra…" Kisame took a step back. Itachi still held the unconscious –maybe dead- Shizune in his arms. "Itachi…I think we'd better go…" Kisame looked at Itachi. Itachi's sharingan eyes thrived, but then they vanished and his deep black eyes were there once again.
"Yes…" Itachi agreed. "GO AWAY! I DON'T WANT YOU HERE!!!" Tsunade screamed. And in a heartthrob, Kisame and Itachi had vanished…Shizune with them…
"Itachi, why did you take the girl with us?" Kisame asked as they flew back to their hideout. "Hostage." Itachi explained in one word. "Ah…so she is still alive. How merciful of you…" Kisame smirked.
"So my little one," Sasori paced around the room holding the attached strings on Sakura, "what should we perform first?" Sasori smiled in a smug way. "Oh, I know. How about the tale of the girl who didn't listen to her superiors and now is dead two times?" Sasori was intimidating her. Sakura was hurting too much to say anything. "One day, a girl was captured by the akatsuki…" Sasori fiddled with his strings, causing the Sakura puppet to be grabbed by another puppet in a black cloak with red clouds. He's just playing with me! I won't let him get away with---!" Sakura thought but then her train of thought was interrupted by another puppet which started to hit her on the head. "Oww!" Sakura cried. "---and she didn't listen to his wishes so he beat her so hard she died twice. The end." Sasori now was moving his fingers vigorously. The akatsuki puppet started bopping Sakura on the breast. "OUCH!" Sakura yelled.
Sasori was clearly enjoying this. "Tell me---give me the inside facts about the 5th Hokage." Sasori soothingly said, as he gently touched the cheek of the Sakura doll. "You don't do voodoo, do you?" Sakura choked. "Oh…no, actually, I do." Sasori smirked as he pulled out a Sakura voodoo doll. Sakura gulped. Sasori held the Sakura voodoo doll in his hands. He squeezed it a little. Sakura felt her waist caving into her body and her stomach crushing. "Stop!" Sakura cried.
Sakura had no choice but to tell him. No! A shinobi's duty was to protect his village, not destroy it! Sakura saw Ino, Chouji, and Shikamaru outside of her house. They were looking through the window! "Ino!" Sakura cried with tears in her eyes. "What?" Sasori looked around to the window. Ino, Chouji, and Shikamaru were gone. Am I going crazy? Inner Sakura said.
Outside, Shikamaru Nara, Ino Yamanaka, and Chouji Akimichi were hiding in the back of the house, just below the window. "Shit, he almost saw us." Shikamaru said. "Great job, Choji! Anyone with eyes can see your fatass!" Ino scowled. Chouji just munched on his chips. "Plan?" Ino looked at Shikamaru. "…nah." Nothing came to Shikamaru's mind. "…I cant believe I'm saying this, but Chouji…plan?" Ino looked at Chouji who remained silent. Shikamaru entered his squatting position and put his hands together.
"Well…" Chouji said. "It's pretty screwed, but I've got a plan…"
What is Choji's plan...? Hmm. It's something to do with BBQ chips...(wink) ;) SPREAD THE LOVE. n-n
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