I swear to god, i'm making this story up as i go. do you know how frickin hard that is?

And by the way, if you dudes see Sasuke Uchiha, tell him i said, "Cheer up, emo kid!"

Every few weeks from now, Sakura would go for a check-up to Tsunade's hospital, and Tsunade told her the key had cleared up quite nicely. "Do whatever you did to get rid of the key to the scorpion, and you should be just fine," Tsunade said.

Somehow, Sakura wouldn't think Sasori would fall for her Sasuke-kun sob story.

"Yeah…" Sakura tried to hide her sarcastic voice. "Okay…now all you have to do is lie down and wait for your parents to pick you up." Tsunade said, and walked out of the room.

When's the next time I'll see Sasori?

Dude…that guy's like 60 years old…why would he want to do it with you?

Some people are like that, Inner me.

Well what the hell is his problem?! He's such a freaking----!!!!

"Dick, please phone Sakura's parents," Tsunade said to her worker. The man nodded, and dialed Sakura's mom's cell. She did not pick up. "Where the hell are this kid's parents?" Tsunade banged the table.

"We've had a search party out for them for one whole week!" Tsunade's voice rung out from the ajar door.

They've had a search party…for my parents!? I thought they had went out of town for a month!

Tsunade came into the room. "Uhm, Sakura…would you mind staying here for a couple of---?" she began but was interrupted by Sakura.

"Minutes?"

"Hours,"

"Oh…"

She sat on the restbed, staring at the ceiling. She sat motionless, all glazy-eyed and dazed. Suddenly, the whole ceiling turned bloody red. The blood dripped onto her, and before she knew it, a gallons of blood poured onto her. She was drowning in BLOOD.

"Tsunade-sama!!!" she cried. Tsunade came into the room, and right there before Sakura's eyes, a kunai knife plunged Tsunade straight in the heart. "Gu…!" the old lady fell back on the ground. Sakura screamed.

She started to cough. Everything was flashing in front of her, so calmly, so unviolent, luring her into her quiet death. The background turned black. Sakura was color-less except for her outlines, which were pure white.

"Wait a minute…RELEASE!" she cried as she did a genjutsu release. She was not released. Instead, a red-haired S-ranked criminal flashed in front of her. As soon as he came, he disappeared.

"Wait---! YOU! Sasori!" she cried, running across the nothingness. She found herself running into a great brick wall. She looked up, and Sasori sat on top of the wall, legs crossed, arms holding a book, glasses on, and smoking a pipe.

"Get down here!" her voice echoed in the darkness.

"Oh…? Come up here." He replied in his dulcet, droning voice.

"And end up like humpty-dumpty? Get a life!" Sakura hollered at him.

He smirked. He flashed from the wall and was right next to her. "You know? I think girls with unnecessary humor need to be taught a lesson," he said.

"What the---!?" In a flash, all of Sakura's clothes were frisked off, Sasori not even moving. "You---WEIRDO!" She cried, embracing herself.

His smirk was wider. "Want your clothes back?"

"YES!!!" she screamed.

"Yes what?"

"YES NOW!!!" she screamed louder.

"Oh my, what rudeness." He teleported himself back on top of the wall. "I'm afraid if you have to act like a little bitch, then you must force the clothes from me," he said.

"What?"

"Catch me…"

"THAT'S IT!" Sakura punched the wall, and it crumbled into millions of pieces. But Sasori got off beforehand. She knew he had teleported behind her, so she spun around, and stopped him from clutching her.

She punched him in the stomach. Her hand went right through his guts and out. There was a fizz, like when a television has lost reception. "Aww, you hit me…that's no fun," Sasori pouted as he crossed his arms.

Sakura put her hands on her hips. "RELEASE!"

As she was released from the genjutsu, she found herself clothed and sitting back on the restbed. "Tsunade-sama!" she called out to make sure. Tsunade entered unharmed. "Yes…what is it?"

Sakura sighed with relief.

"Nothing…Thanks,"

I think Gaara's theme song would be What Is Love by Haddaway.

Sakura's would be Butterfly by Smile. dk

Sasori? I'd have to say Mr.Wonderful!!!

Anyways, please review!