I CHANGED THE NAME! YAAAAAY! It is now Love is a Pain in My Crack . Well duh! It's referring to Sakura's words. Hehehehe...

"Ah! Ino-chan!"

"Hai?"

"Do you think…that one day…I'll get married?"

"I don't know, Sakura. With that large forehead, maybe not,"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"I'm just kidding, you crybaby!"

"But –sniff- if I do get married, who do you think it will be to?"

"That Gaara kid?"

"Ew, no!"

"I'm joking! Sheesh!"

"Uhnn---!" Sakura moaned, and found herself lying on the ground. She bolted upright, and saw the brown haired boy, sitting by the edge of the cliff, back turned, reading a book. She took the cloth that was on her forehead and threw it at his head. He quickly turned around and caught it with one hand, 2 inches from his face.

"HEY YOU!" she yelled.

"Ye-es?" he said seductively.

"Did you---save my life?" she said more quietly.

He took his glasses off and frowned. "Hmm. I don't remember," he said, with a smirk on his face.

"God! UGH!" she cried and threw a fallen apple at his head. He caught it again, and in mid-catch, Sakura threw a branch at him. He flipped the apple up, grabbed the stick, and Sakura looked up. The apple was above her.

It hurtled down, and before she knew it, it smacked her on the scalp.

"HEY!"

"Who are you anyway?" she asked.

"Punch me," he said randomly.

"Why would I punch you!? You saved my life, you freaking retard!"

"Well, you did try to physically hurt me by throwing objects at me," he pointed out all smart-alecky.

"Fine," she got up and gave him a hard slug in his face. Suddenly, all his skin broke, literally BROKE into millions of glass pieces. He shattered like broken glass, and Sakura looked at her knuckles. Blood dripped down.

"You just broke a mirror genjutsu," said a voice behind her.

Sakura whirled around and saw Gaara leaning against a tree, arms crossed. "Gaara!" Sakura was about to run up and hug him, but changed her mind when she remembered she was supposedly not to "like him".

"I thought you w-were dead," she stammered, feeling like a complete fool.

"No, I just ran away and left a fake note. I wanted to test you to see if you were who I wanted."

Who he WANTED? What is this freak talking about!

"Then who was the brown-haired kid?"

"That was me…Good disguise, huh?" He smiled.

Sakura didn't reply. Instead, she burst into tears. "Aww, I didn't mean any harm by it," he cooed. He walked over to her and hugged her. "Besides," he said, still smirking, "You know I could kill you any time I wanted to, right?"

"OH, SHUT UP!"

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