Rise of the Penguin Reaper!!!
"We must unite our lost brethren for we are Penguins 4 less!"
"Yaaaaaa!"
"May the Snowball be with you!"
The penguin reaper named Penguin no123 rallied the great penguin horde of 400 marches toward Lumbridge and Varrock.
The horde passes by a few goblins and easily massacres the whole camp. Thus the small lvls5-12 army of penguins march into the barbarian village.
"Charge! Attack, raid, destroy, attack, plunder, and did I mention attack?"
Thus, the penguin army attacks, raids, destroys, attacks, plunders, and then attacks! Most of the barbarians lay slain along with twice as many penguins lay dead. But It's so minor compared to they're numbers.
"Penguin no123, we have looted the village and have gained staves, bones, and 8k in coins from our attack."
"Thank you penguin no987654321! Penguins, we press on!"
The penguins march off east and then stop when they see the varrock gate.
"Penguin reaper no123, I think we need a battle cry or something."
"You're right penguin 9876543321!" He turns to his army "We need a battle cry. Any suggestions?
"Diiiiiiiiie!?"
"Keeeeeel em all!?"
"By the power of snow ball!?"
"Oh, I gots it! By the power of snow skull!"
"That's it, by the power of snow skull! CHARGE!!!"
Thus the army of the penguins charge at varrock shouting by the power of snow skull. The guards figured it was another low life army and only sent 75 guards.
BIG MISTAKE!!!
The army of penguins level up because they all grouped up on the 75 guards and only lost 3 men, er, penguins.
Now they stormed varrock and robbed the bank and were all armed with dragon, t'zharr, and barrows equipment.
Which means the varrock guards are... Screwed.