The Last Charge of the Great Barbarians
Nighttime Lumbridge,
The Great Barbarian leader strode into Lumbridge. He was ready to mount a defense with the newly instated lvl18 guards in Lumbridge. He knew not though of the deadly inscription that was on the first penguin reaper's scythe blade…
The Penguins were ready to attack the town of Lumbridge. The were troubled by why their leader, penguin reaper #1 is very confident when they were extremely outnumbered. The penguins decided to just go to sleep and worry about it in the morning.
Meanwhile…
A great legion of ice warriors was ready to ambush the Lumbridge town and gain the trust of the penguins. The Penguin Leader had already left the camp though along with only 20 penguins… They stole through the town wearing black and dark green to disguise them. The patrol found them, or the other way around, it matters not. They now reside hanging from the castle walls… Dead. The penguin assassins confronted the Barbarian group along with the ice warriors as back up. The battle continued and the barbarians were now all retreating. But only half of them were there…
Back at camp,
The penguin camp lay empty; they were attacked and forced back up north. The barbarians charged back into town to defend the Duke of Lumbridge. They were confronted with the Ice warriors and their new weapons forged in the great mines of the factory which must not be named… The battle was short for the guards joined in and stampeded upon. Literally, upon by the retreating Ice Warriors. The barbarians rushed to the retreating ice warriors; only to be impaled by hidden stakes set under the ground and covered up with twigs and leaves. The Barbarians were in disarray, they were knocking each other over to find out which direction the entrance was to the Lumbridge keep. They were then bombarded by spoons and forks from the cannons on top of Lumbridge keep. The penguins were confused by what had come out of the cannons. The Duke had already fled and now hid behind a tombstone with his finger in front of his face trying to hide himself.
The Great penguin reaper now stood in the entrance to the graveyard… He lifted his weapon encrypted with the ancient words that would make the bravest knights run for the hills.
"Made in… Taiwan."
Mwhahahahahahaha!
I got permission to use the ancient encryption form my friend. I still don't know his username on fan-fiction…
I hope you enjoyed it! I'm running out of ideas so give me any if you want this series to end with a laugh.