Chapter 5
Bakura cast a worried glance over at Yami as he started another coughing fit "Ever since his birthday. Yugi I'm worried. What if he has Emphysema or something?"
"What if it's just a cough or a minor allergy and your over reacting?"
Yami picked Vanilla up and walked over to Yugi and Bakura "I'm tursty. Can I hab some watah?"
"Water" Bakura corrected
"Wah…turd?" Yami scowled "WYOU ITS TO HAWD!"
Yugi cracked up.
"Ryou"
Yami scowled "WYOU! I WANT WATAH!"
Bakura gave up "Say please…"
"pweeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase"
Bakura handed Yami a cup of water "sippy?" Yami asked. Bakura stuck a bendable straw in the cup for Yami, who stared at the water as if it was going to bite him for a minute before starting to drink.
"Wyou, how come dis watah isn fizzy but da watah you dwank wit me yestahday was?" he asked, presenting the cup he'd just emptied to Bakura
"That wasn't water" Bakura replied before taking the cup and washing it
"Bakura, don't do our dishes. Guests aren't supposed to do the host's dishes." Yugi grabbed the cup from Bakura's hand.
"Guess don do disses, Wyou! Guess don do disses!" Yami started chanting and circling around Bakura
"Yami, if you can say that right I'll give you a candy"
Yami squealed. Cadies were a rare treat for him. Bakura tried to keep him from eating them since even the tiniest bit of sugar made him twice as hyper as he usually was "I can do dat! G-guessssts don do disses… guests don do disses… guests don't do disses..." he stared at the wall behind Bakura for a minute "candy?"
Bakura sighed "sure, sure…" he dug a piece of caramel out of his pocket and handed it to Yami "Don't try to eat the rapper this time"
OOOOO
Mr. Motou opened the door just in time to narrowly avoid being run over by Yami, who the proceeded to run to the living room, then into the shop where he circled around seven times, then up to Yugi's room, into Yami's room where he jumped on the bed until he broke a spring, then back to the front door to repeat the process
"Did something happen while I was gone" Mr. Motou asked as Yugi and Bakura both ran after Yami
"Someone" the shorter boy glared at the borderline albino "gave Yami caramel"
Neither boy succeeded at catching the hyperactive four year old. In the end Mr. Motou waited in the store and plucked Yami off the ground as he finished his fourteenth lap through the house
"We'll have to get a new mattress for Atem…" Yugi said thoughtfully as an out of breath Bakura gratefully accepted the still hyper Yami.
"Wyou, what's a matwess?"
Bakura didn't have a chance to answer as Mr. Motou spoke up "On my way home from the store I received a call from Ishizu inviting us over to Egypt for a week"
"When are we going?" Yugi asked
"Tomorrow morning"
"That's sudden" Bakura said while struggling to keep Yami from worming out of his grasp "Why couldn't you ask for a little more time to prepare?"
"She'd already gotten tickets"
Isaya831: Yes, finally, they're going to Egypt! I've been waiting forever to write the chapter where they go there!
Yami: And by forever do you mean it's something you typed on your calculator when you first came up with this story while your math teacher was trying to teach you something new?
Isaya831: S'not my fault that our crappy second-rate text books did a better job of teaching than he did. A table of contents is more interesting than him
Yami: It's a miracle they're letting you go to the next grade considering that you did more writing stories and drawing than you did learning
Isaya831: And I still got better grades than most of my classmates (in most classes). I was a top student in science. 'Sides, if YOU ever went to school you wouldn't complain about me spacing out!
Bakura: I can enroll him!
Isaya831: SW33T!
Yami: panicking
Isaya831: We're gonna get Yami into a high school, while we're doing this, please review