OMG, remember that story I mentioned where Kaiba's turned into a cat?

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I feel so loved -.- Anyway, I finally found it. It's 'Kaiba Cat' by The 'Tie-dyed Trickster'

Lara The Dark Angel-personally I HATE character deaths (unless it's the pharaoh, puzzle and ancient egypt eithers good, or Mahado) anyway, don't worry, you may continue to suffer. This is just the plane flight. MWA HA HA HA HA!

Chapter 6

Bakura yawned, being careful not to drop Yami who was asleep in his arms. He'd been up all night packing things for both of them and had to rush out the door at three when he'd finally taken a break to rest a little and Mr. Motou had called to let him know the plane left in an hour and a half.

"Wyou… no…" Yami whispered in his sleep "I don… pwease Wyou, pwease…"

Bakura set his bags down and sat on the floor for a minute, letting Yami find a more comfortable sleeping position "You're so lucky, you got at least five times as much sleep as I did, even if you kept waking up while I was packing"

The message rang through the airport that Bakura's plane left in five minutes. The panicked borderline albino rushed threw the last fourth of the air port, waking a grumpy Yami as he did so.

OOOOO

Still not fully awake Yami peaked out the window of the airplane "Wyou, aw we fwying yet? We're weally high"

Yugi laughed and ruffled Yami's hair "We aren't flying yet, little guy. Why don't you let your daddy sleep for now? You can sit on my lap instead"

However, Yami, who could see Erika to rows down, absolutely refused to leave Bakura's lap. His father knew he'd wouldn't get any sleep as Yami let out a high pitched scream of excitement when the plane started to take of

"We're fwying, Wyou!"

Bakura forced a grin and nodded "Yeah, Yami, we're flying. Let's fly quietly, okay?"

Several minutes after, during which Yami had managed to be perfectly silent for his dad, the small exvillain felt an uncomfortable twinge in his stomach "Wyou, I don feew to good…"

Bakura scowled "How don't you feel good?"

"My tummy hurts…" Yami whispered, clamping on to Bakura's arm "Wyou, make my tummy stop hurting"

Bakura shook his head and pulled a paper bag out of his carry on luggage. Yami stared at it with disdain, recognizing the object from many different occasions where he'd gotten sick on the train. "Wyou, I don wanna-"

He was cut off in mid sentence as his early morning breakfast (A piece of toast and a yogurt Bakura had picked up on request out of a vending machine) came back out and into the bag.

Oh how Yami hated that bag. No matter how often he tried to tell Ryou that 'the bag' was an evil machine made by MacDonald and China (which everyone knew were the people who made all the toys and machines) designed to make children miserable his father was convinced that the bag meant no harm and used it all the time to torture him in the way it just had. If it weren't for the bag he'd never throw up.

(A/N: It's always fun to write about a small child's views of the world. And when you think about it, China and MacDonald are the two things a four-year-old is most likely to think of when it comes to anything manufactured)

Yugi reached over and patted Yami's back, which Bakura knew only made the problem worse, but since he'd be surprised if there was anything left in Yami's stomach he remained silent.

Yami whimpered as Bakura closed the bag up and buried his face in his father's stomach, keeping it there for several minutes before coming up for air and then repeating the process.

"It's really funny how he does that" Yugi whispered "Does he do it a lot?" Bakura nodded "He's cute that way. You really make him feel safe"

"I guess…" Bakura muttered as he watched Yami "though I don't know why. It's not like I ever did anything to make him feel that way…"

"Short of saving him from being killed by Shadi?"

"Oh yeah…"

The two watched Yami in silence as he continued his bizarre yet strangely adorable breathing and burying. The only thing that stopped them was when a stewardess came by to take the paper bag the Yami had puked in, and after this the two had gone right back to watching Yami.

Finally when Yami stopped he looked up at Bakura "Wyou, I'm hungwy, can I hab some food?"

Bakura shook his head "I don't think it's a good idea to give you food just yet" Yami scowled and crossed his arms "You'll just throw that up too"

"But Wy-ou I'm hungwy"

Bakura sighed "I'm sorry, Yami, but if you eat anything I'll… have to pull another bag out"

Yami stopped complaining.

OOOOO

Yami woke up, after a short nap on Bakura's lap and looked out the window "SNOW! WOOK, WYOU, WOOK! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW!"

Bakura groaned and forced himself to open his eyes, not enjoying coming out of his own much needed nap. "Oh… that's great Yami…" Neither of the older boys felt like telling the four year old that the fluffy white substance they were flying over wasn't snow.

"Wyou?" Bakura was asleep again "Wyou can I get down? I wanna wun awound" Being asleep his father couldn't object to that

Yami climbed over Yugi, then attempted to climb down into the aisle but the star headed midget stopped him "Sorry little guy, you need to stay put"

"NO!" Yami screamed "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!"

Bakura was awake now, and so was everyone else near by "Yami, calm down" he whispered "You can't go out into the aisle, but please, calm down"

Yami didn't calm down, he continued to scream and cry and kick at Bakura until the borderline albino was about to scream in frustration himself

"Shut him up!" Atem hissed from the row ahead of theirs.

"I'm sorry" Bakura tried to hold Yami really close hopping it would comfort him "He didn't get enough sleep last night, and he's sick, and he's getting tired of being in the same spot for so long. We've already been here for two hours"

"I don't care. He's driving me crazy, make him stop"

Bakura sighed and looked in his bag to see if he had anything for that. Smiling and wondering why this hadn't occurred to him, he pulled out Vanilla "Do you want your kitty?"

Yami stopped screaming and kicking (though he continued to cry) and accepted Vanilla "Niwwa's sad" he whispered "Wyou can I use da batroom?"

"Sure" Bakura picked Yami up and stood up "come on"

OOOOO

Five hours into the ride Bakura decided it was safe enough for Yami to eat light foods again, and gave him a small bottle of Sprite and a little packet of applesauce which Yami eagerly ate up, then took a sip of the soda "Wyou, did watah's fizzy! Da watah yesterday wasn fizzy"

"The water yesterday wasn't fizzy"

"Da… da… the watah… yesterday wasnnnnnnnnnn't fizzy. The watah yesterday wasn't fizzy"

"Close enough" Bakura ruffled Yami's hair and kissed him on the forehead "Do you want to see Marik again?"

"MAWIK!" Yami threw his hands up in the air, unfortunately his hands held an open bottle of sprite right then, sprite which went flying onto the person in the seat ahead of Yami and Bakura, which just happened to be Atem "oopsy" Yami said casually before taking another sip out of the remaining half of his soda

"You" Atem hissed are so. Dead. When we. Land."

"He's only four" Bakura defended. Luckily, by the time the plain landed Atem had gotten over hat fact that he was sticky from the soda and looking forward to seeing Ishizu. Of course, he was still sticky from soda, and near;y did kill Yami anyway when the kid pointed out that it made his hair look 'even stupid dan nowmal'

Isaya831: That means 'even stupider than normal'

Pharaoh: You don't like me, do you

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Pharaoh: …nice…

Isaya831: I thought you knew. You and Atem are my least favorite characters, but because in this story you've already found out what your real name is you're called Atem in it. Don't you love my naming system?

Readers: NO!

Isaya831: I love it too.

Yami: …you know… reading that last bit makes me feel better about my role in this story… and read YOUR points at Akefia roll in THIS point to AW scrip story makes me feel A MILLION times better!

Akefia: Shut up!

Isaya831: I really want to post Angel Wings soon… LS is almost done so…