Chapter 27: Internships are A-go
After the rest of classes ended, Class 1A were back in Heights alliance deciding who to intern under.
"Hey Deku, who are you gonna intern with?" Ochako asked.
"Well, I think I'm gonna go with the rabbit hero," Izuku said.
"May god be with you," Tadashi stated with a grin.
"Wait, why?" Izuku asked.
"Well, she'll most likely shove her foot up your ass and after that, you'll probably hear constant fucking." Tadashi noted.
"Like you didn't indure the constant beatdowns from her," Mina said.
"Oh I did," Tadashi said.
"He's pretty good when it comes to training," Momo stated, "Plus he's very proficient when we have s-"
"Momo!" Tadashi said.
With Class 1B, Itsuka was resting on Ryu's lap as they looked at the list of interns.
"So who are you interning under?" she asked
"Honestly, I don't know yet. Probably go with your grandfather." Ryu noted.
"About that... someone gave you an exclusive offer, someone called Watannabe I think," Kendo said.
"You know Itsuka, you should intern with Uwabami," Setsuna said
"I think I will, she seems interesting," Itsuka said.
Setsuna smirked knowing that her plan was going into effect.
"I noticed you two hadn't had to knock some sense into Monoma recently."
"Well, apparently he doesn't remember that me and him were rivals," Ryu said, "He doesn't even remember dating Kendo," Ryu said.
"I told you to call me Itsuka."
"Yeah, I'm still trying to get used to that. Sorry, Ke-... I mean, Itsuka." Ryu said.
Tsu looked up from her newspaper.
"Tsu something wrong?" Mina asked.
"I feel a disturbance," Tsu mentioned.
The day came for hero internships. Everyone was waiting for their busses, with their costume cases. Ochako gave Izuku a kiss on the cheek. Izuku did the same for her.
"Come back soon Mama and Papa," Eri said.
"We will, Eri." Izuku said as both him and Ochako have her a kiss on both of her cheeks.
"Hehehe," Eri said.
Inko then picked her up and smiled.
"Looking forward to some quality time with your Grandma?"
Eri nodded her head yes, excitedly.
Tadashis bus came. He walked to it but Momo stopped him.
"A good luck charm," she said.
She then hugged him to her boobs, allowing him to smell her body soap. After a few seconds she let Tadashi go to get air.
"Wow, that definately felt lucky," Tadashi said with a smile.
"You'll do great baby," Momo said, "When you get back there's a lot more where that came from."
Everyone started getting on the busses. Izuku was on his way to an apartment where his internship was gonna take place at. After a few minutes, he made it to his destination.
"302, 303, and 304," Izuku said, "Found it."
He knocked on the door.
"For the last time I didn't order a goddamn pizza!" shouted someone opening it.
The door opened revealing the rabbit hero Mirko.
"Um... hello." Izuku said.
"You selling girl scout cookies?" Rumi asked.
"What? No! I'm here for the internship!" Izuku said.
"Well then get your ass in here before I kick it then!" Rumi said.
"Uhh... ok," Izuku said as he walked in.
He saw the apartment.
'Wow, its a lot cleaner than I anticipated,' Izuku said.
"I've seen you in action, and you're got some serious potential," Rumi stated, "But you seem to focus more on Ranged attacks than Melee."
[9:40 AM]
"That's... true," Izuku said.
"Nothing wrong with that. Just gotta get Melee back into your mind," Rumi stated.
"My classmate Tadashi speaks a lot about you," Izuku said, "How do you two know each other."
"He's my ex," Rumi said, making Izuku spit his drink out.
Rumi started laughing at the joke she made.
"YOU TWO DATED?!" Izuku shouted.
"No, those two are actually cousins. She likes to joke a lot." Said another guy who had messy hair while taking a drink of his soda.
"This is my real boyfriend," Rumi said.
Izuku got a good look at him.
"Oh my god!" he said, "Yourespeedstreakthesuperfastherowhomanagedtostop500crimesinonedaysettingawholenewrecord," Izuku said getting into his muttering phase.
Rumi and Yoshito sweatdropped at this.
"I think you might need to see a doctor for that, mate." Yoshito said.
"Sorry its a habit of mine," Izuku said.
"Take it from me, he's a bit of a perv," Rumi said with a smirk, "Takes every possible chance he can to grope me."
"I find that hard to believe," Yoshito said, "You're the one who makes me."
"Keep it up and I'll fuck you til spring," Rumi said.
"Uhhh don't you mean fuck him up?" Izuku asked.
"I KNOW WHAT I SAID! And because you just asked that, once I'm done with him, you better keep your ass guarded!" Rumi said as she dragged Yoshito into another room.
"What the hell did I just walk into?" Izuku asked.
Meanwhile with Tadashi.
Tadashi went to an apartment where all Might's old teacher was. The door opened.
"Well let's see what this old timer can teach me," he said to himself.
He was met with a cane to the head.
"OW!"
"I am not that old!" said an old man walking out.
"Geez you didn't have to hit me that hard," Tadashi said, "Now where's Gran Torino?"
"You're looking at him," the old man said.
Tadashi snickered.
"For real?" Tadashi asked
[9:53 AM]
Gran Torino started speeding around Tadashi at High Speeds, too quick for him to follow.
"Holy fuck," Tadashi said surprised.
Torino then kicked him in the face.
"WATCH YOUR POTTY MOUTH!" He shouted.
Later on Tadashi was in his new hero costume.
"Alright, this is gonna be fun," Tadashi said.
"I'll bet," Torino said, "You've got great skill when it comes to melee, however your Ki can be used for so much more."
"What do you mean?" Tadashi asked.
"Let me answer that question with a question," Torino stated, "Aren't you starring as Yusuke Urameshi in Yu Yu Hakusho?"
"Yes, but what does that have to do with-" Tadashi began.
He suddeny started having flashbacks of filming, and saw himself doing spirit guns.
"I get it now..."
"Your ki can be used for Ranged attacks as well!" Torino said
"I see," Tadashi said.
Later on the two of them were outside, with a target practice range that Gran Torino somehow prepared. Anime logic, roll with it.
"I think I got an idea," Tadashi said.
He pointed his finger at a target. As he waited, energy charged up. After a few seconds, he released the energy beam.
"RAYGUN!"
The target was obliterated from sight.
"Sweet Jesus..." He said