The next day, the mirror once again said that Momo White was more beautiful that she had bigger boobs than the evil queen. Of course, this enraged her and she realized that the huntsman had lied to her.
''Don't send a man to do the lady's job!'' the evil queen hissed while she was preparing a poisonous potion. She used it to create a red apple ''Once Momo White take a bite out of this apple- she will fall into a coma from which she will never awake!''
''Why not just killing her with the apple?'' the mirror asked ''It seems way safer than-''
''Hush you useless glass mouth!'' the queen interrupted the mirror ''This plan will work and I have the perfect disguise for it!''
The evil queen then turned into a little girl and set off to the dwarves' cabin...
When she arrived, Momo White was outside washing the windows of the cabin. The dwarves were nowhere to be seen so the queen in disguise decided to step into action. She came to Momo White and offered her a apple, but the princess remembered Speedy's words to not talk to anybody, so she refused.
But the queen was not going to give up so easily. She started crying how her father would beat her up if she doesn't sale all the apples. This worked, because Momo White's good heart couldn't stand seeing the ''girl'' in tears, so she bought the only red apple, the poisonous one.
The queen was beyond happy, though a problem appeared- Momo White was not eating the apple.
''Aren't you going to eat the apple?'' she asked.
''I would like to, but I still have work to do.'' Momo White answered.
''Oh, but I would like to hear you complimenting the apple!'' when Momo White once again refused, the evil queen jumped on her and forced the apple into her mouth. After a bit of a struggle, Momo White took a bite out of the apple and swallowed it.
''What was...'' Momo White was about to asking, but she then started feeling dizzy.
Before long, she was on the ground in deep coma.
The evil queen came out of her disguise and started laughing ''AT LAST! I AM THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL! I didn't even have to use this!'' she pulled out a dagger out of her pocket.
With Momo White in come, the queen happily started walking back to her palace, but she accidentally dropped the dagger on the ground.
A few hours later the dwarves returned home, but to their horror, they found Momo White lying on the ground.
''MISS WHITE, PLEASE WKAE UP!'' Speedy yelled as he and the other dwarves surrounded the princess.
''DON'T DIE BEFORE I HAVE THE CHANCE TO TOUCH YOUR BOOBS WHILE YOU ARE ALIVE!'' yelled Pervy, which earned him a punch from Birdy.
While looking around, Sparky noticed a dagger lying nearby ''Hey, what's...''
A blue hand took the dagger from the ground, which interrupted Sparky's question.
''Ah there it is!'' the evil queen said happily ''I better not lose it-'' she then noticed the seven dwarves staring at her angrily ''again... GOODBYE!''
The evil queen started running, sure that there was no way the dwarves could catch her with their short legs. But to her horror, one of the dwarves caught up to her in no time. It was Speedy, who was named that way for a reason.
''How?!?!'' asked the queen, baffled. But before she could start running again, she noticed that her feet are stuck to the ground by purple balls.
''THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH MOMO WHITE!!!'' Pervy, who was throwing the balls from his head, yelled.
The queen tried to get her feet free, but it was pointless. And then...
''DIE, BITCH, DIE!!!!" the evil queen looked upward and saw a blonde dwarf flying towards her, using the explosions from his hands.
The last few seconds of the queen's life were spent in hopeless attempts to free herself, until Explody grabbed her head with his hands and blow it up while shouting ''FUCK YEAH!!!"
Unfortunately, the queen's death brought no joy to the dwarves (except Explody), because Momo White was also dead.
They tried everything: Mighty and Speedy used all their knowledge into work, but in vain. Explody tried exploding his hands right in front of Momo White's face, Chady tried to wake her up by being an absolute chad, Birdy tried to scare her, Sparky tried electrocuting her (which only resulted in his brain getting fried). They even let Pervy to grab her boobs and ass, but nothing worked.
Momo White was dead.
The dwarves couldn't bring themselves the bury her, so they put her in a glass coffin near the road and mourned her dead.
''Why the FUCK are we sad!?'' Explody asked ''We barely fucking knew her!"
''Come on, dude,'' Chady said through tears ''put your hat down like us.''
''I am not mourning a FUCKING STRANGER!!!"
''Pleas, Explody!'' Chady looked at him with big, puppy eyes.
Expody took his hat off, while cursing under his breath.
Soon, two strangers on horses came from the road and noticed the unusual scene.
''Um, excuse me.'' said the voice of a young man.
The dwarves looked up and saw a well-dressed young man. His hair was split in two, with one part being red, while the other- white and he had a scar on his handsome face. Next to him was a blonde man, who had big red wings on his back and was dressed in shining armor.
''Can you tell me what's the meaning of this event?'' asked the young man.
''WHO THE FUCK IS THIS PUNK?!?!" asked Explody.
''Explody, this is Prince Shoto, the son of King Endeavor from the neighboring kingdom!'' Mighty explained as he and the other dwarves (except Explody) bowed down.
''Indeed I am Prince Shoto.'' the prince then turned to his companion ''And this is my personal guard, Sir Hawks.''
''Very nice meeding you, short peaple,'' Sir Hawks greeted the dwarves ''but me and the prince are in a hurry. If we don't go bad to the palace soon, King Endeavor will start shouting the prince's name from the balcony.''
At that moment, a loud ''SHOTOOOOOOOOOOO'' was heard from the distance.
''Yes, let's go, my prince!''the knight said, but noticed that the prince was not even looking at him '' My prince?''
The prince was looking instead at Momo White. He was stunned by her beauty ''That girl... she... she"
Sir Hawks could tell where this was going ''Yes, she is lovely, but I don't thing it's wise to- aaaand there he goes...'' while the knight was talking, the prince got down from his horse and walked to the glass coffin.
''What's wrong with her?'' He asked.
''She was killed by the Evil queen who ruled this land.'' Birdy explained.
''No!'' the prince exclaimed. He could not believe such beautiful creature could be dead. He opened the coffin and took her lifeless body in his hands. Suddenly, an overwhelming desire to kiss her came to him. So he started leaning towards her lips.
Needless to say, the dwarves and Sir Hawks were very weirded out.
''Is he really...''Mighty asked with horrified expression.
''It appears so...'' Speedy answered.
''Fucking necrophile!'' Explody said with pure disgust in his voice.
''I am a chad, but this...'' Chady looked away.
''That is so wrong!'' Sparky also looked away.
''Meh, I've seen worse.'' Birdy was Biedy.
''Oh, so when I do- it's disgusting, but when it's the hot prince doing it- it's cool?!'' Pervy crossed his arms.
''Trust me, nobody thinks that's cool!'' Sir Hawks assured the dwarf.
And soon, Prince Shoto's lips pressed against Momo White's. Everyone wanted to vomit. But surprisingly, when the kiss was done, Momo White's eyes started opening. The first thing she saw was the handsome face of her savior.
''True love's kiss saved Momo White!'' Mighty said through tears.
''UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!!!!'' Explody yelled angrily.
''You- you are alive!'' Prince Shoto was shocked.
''I am...thanks to you.'' Momo White said as she and the prince exchanged loving looks.
''ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?'' Explody made his presence known ''YOU JUST MET, YOU BRAIN-DEAD DIPSHITS!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER'S FUCKING NAMES!!!''
But Momo White and Prince Shoto didn't even notice the dwarf. Instead, they once again kissed. Prince Shoto took Momo White with him and after King Endeavor gave them his blessing, the two married and lived happily ever after.
As for the dwarves uuuummm...uuuuummmm...I don't fucking know! The probably died soon after from their terrible work conditions or something like that.
(The end)
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