Hiya! I'm back. Sorry I didn't get this up Sunday. My Mom decided I need a break from the computer. But great news! Pretty soon I'll be getting my own computer so I'll be able to update way more! So here's chapter 6.

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"Well isn't this nice."

The entire host club looked up, shocked and terrorfied.

"This will be much easier than I thought." Standing in front of them were the two weirdos from before. Except this time they had way more people with them than before. Kaoru moved closer to Hikaru, trembling. Hikaru hugged Kaoru. He glared at the weirdos.

"What the hell do you want?" He snapped. Kyoya stood up.

"How did you find us and what can we help you with?" He asked calmly. The first weirdo smirked.

"Well we were pissed that you beat us up so we followed you. And then we saw your accident so that's how we're here. And as for what we want, well that's a secret." The weirdo's smirk grew. "How about introductions? I'm Daisuke and this is my brother Yuki." Daisuke said pointing to the man beside him. "You don't need to know everyone else's names. Now how about you?" Kyoya opened his mouth to say something but was interrupted by Hikaru.

"If you tell them our names I'll kill you." He growled. Kyoya turned to Hikaru.

"How stupid do you think I am?!" He snapped before turning back to Daisuke. "I'm sorry but I can't tell you that. Now if you'll excuse us for a moment." Kyoya gathered the host club around. "OK, we need to call each other by something." Kyoya started. Tamaki interrupted him.

"I've got it. Call me father, Kyoya Mother and Mori and Hunny senpai. And we'll call Haruhi daughter and Hikaru and Kaoru sons." Tamaki looked happy.

"I get what Milord is saying. I can call Kaoru otouto-kun and he can call me onii-chan. And both of us can call Haruhi sister." Hikaru said.

"Yes but what will she call you individually?" Kyoya asked.

"She can call otouto-kun little brother and me older brother." Hikaru replied.

"But I'm older then both of you. Plus you two are twins so that wouldn't be possible." Haruhi said. Hikaru rolled his eyes.

"No, not tha way. You call me older brother cause I'm the oldest out of me and otouto-kun and you call otouto-kun little brother cause he's the youngest between me and him.." Hikaru explained.

"Oh, ok." Haruhi said. Suddenly Daisuke appeared next to them.

"Are you done talking?" He asked, irritated. Everyone except Kyoya, Mori and Hunny jumped.

"Yes we are." Kyoya said.

"So are you going to tell us your names?" Daisuke asked.

"No." Mori said.

"Mother! Wait for us!" Tamaki cried, dragging Haruhi and the twins with him. Daisuke looked dumbfounded.

"D-did he just call the guy with glasses 'mother'?" He asked.

"Yes he did!" Hikaru called. "Oh hey milord how are you going to talk to me and otouto-kun individually?" Hikaru asked.

"Easy! Older son and Younger son!" Tamaki replied.

"Oh..ok." Hikaru replied. For some reason Hikaru, Kaoru and Haruhi were sitting inbetween Kyoya and Tamaki. Hikaru sighed and hugged Kaoru.

"Milord what are we going to do?" Hikaru asked. Tamaki shrugged.

"You'll have to ask Mommy that one." Tamaki replied. Hikaru turned to Kyoya.

"Mother what are we going to do?" Hikaru asked again.

"I'm not sure, but we'll think of something."

OMG! I AM SO SORRY! I know this is a super crappy chapter! I hate it! *cries* I'M SO SORRY! I'll try and make the next chapter better. I really am sorry. Please review.