Naruto Angelo Sparda
By Hollow91
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Devil May Cry, if I did, Naruto would be the Rokudaime not Danzo and Devil May Cry 2 would have never been made.
Chapter Two: Arrival of three more devils! And three babes as well!
Hiruzen handed Naruto the keys to his new residence and bid his farewell, as e ad to take on his dreaded enemy, paperwork, again. Naruto stepped into the grounds after activating the blood seal and whistled. The front of the grounds, which led to the house/mansion, was a stone pathway with thorny rosebushes decorating the edges. Between the bushes were statues. Eight to be exact. The first two were of a large demonic looking knight wielding a katana and a large zweihander in his hands, and had two large horns going down his back, as well as small wings. The other was a woman wearing an evening dress with long hair and an amulet on her bosom. Continuing down the line, the next two statues looked to be glaring at each other. The one on Naruto's left had spiky hair and wore a noble's coat over what appeared to be dress pants and sleek boots. His weapon, the katana seen on the first statue, was strapped to is left hip. The one across from him, was what appeared to be a twin, except this one had shaggy hair and a scruff on is chin, at least that's what it looked like to Naruto. He wore a more casual outfit, a cross between a cowboy and a noble. Forward, the two statues close to the twins were of two gorgeous ladies. The first wore a civilian style set of clothing consisting of a tight white shirt and a mini-skirt that looked to short too be legal. The skirt also seemed to have multiple pockets on it. She seemed to be leaning against what looked like a…rocket launcher, he assumed, that was as tall as her and had the name Killa Ann, inscribed on it.
The second babe appeared to either be a dominatrix, or someone with a large leather fetish. With a choker, a leather corset, leather arm braces, leather pants, and long leather boots, Naruto would let her 'dominate' him any day. But for some reason, he got a chill down his spine when he thought that. The next statues were of a man and a woman. Te man wore an outfit that reminded him of a fusion of the twin's outfits. His hair was eerily reminiscent of a duck's ass and was spiked in the back. His arm, though, appeared to be not human and resembled the arm form the first statue, which also resembled his own Devil Bringer to a 'T'. 'This must be Gramps.' thought the silver-haired youth.
Looking to his right was a statue of a kind woman with her hair in a ponytail and was dressed in a priestess' gown. 'Ahh, that's Granny, then.'
The last two statues were of the Fourth Hokage and his wife, Kushina.
He stepped up to the mansion door and opened it. "Hot damn, I'm loaded!" shouted Naruto as he took in the view.
The theme seemed to be a mix of modern-contemporary, gothic, and Victorian. There was a large kitchen with it's own brick oven and a large fridge, it also had multiple appliance ranging from a microwave to a cappuccino dispenser. The dining room could easily fit over one hundred people and looked more like a banquet hall. The living room was just as large and had a large seventy-two inch screen plasma TV with every video game system and every video game ever imagined.
Walking around, he saw that most of the house was castle-like. When Naruto got to the family dojo, he nearly orgasmed . There were multiple dummies, at least ten and each had a replenishing seal, meaning they were nearly indestructible. There was also a large tapestry with multiple blood seals, which contained who knows how many scrolls on everything from swords, to demons and lore. There also happened to be a vault inside, which he put his hand on. [Scanning DNA…Query: Welcome Master Meatbag, I trust you had no trouble in finding this wondrous place of destruction?]
Naruto proceeded to flip out, "Whoa what the hell are you?"
[Statement: I am an Automated Greeting, Defending, and Destroying Machine designed by your father and his former teammate, one weapon smith/mad scientist Higurashi Dustin. I am the forty-seventh model of the Hell Killer series, HK-47 at your service, Master Meatbag.]
"Meatbag?" inquired Naruto.
[Reply: Yes, Master Meatbag, as you are made of flesh and bone, even if you aren't fully human you are still a Meatbag by my terms.]
"Where the hell did you get your personality from?"
[Answer: After you father played a game called 'Knights of The Old Republic' he came up with the idea of an android, a machine with human features. He gave the idea to the meatbag Dustin, who proceeded to replicate the droids from the game, after the first forty-six failures, I was the first to be a success, my personality was taken from the game as well, from a droid named HK-47, an assassination and combat droid to be exact.]
Intrigued, Naruto asked, "Where's this humanoid body then?"
The house guardian seemed to sigh, [Weary Reply: Alas, I was not finished before the attack of the demonic meatbag Kyuubi and have been stuck as this house's guardian for some thirteen years.]
"Well, I'll see if I can talk to Dustin about making you a body, that or I'll make you one." said Naruto as he mulled over the benefits of a droid, he had watched the entire Star Wars series before.
If he could replicate droids, maybe, just maybe, he could make anything else from the series of movies. 'Kukuku blaster pistols that fire chakra beams…'
[Query: Master, should I open the vault now?]
"Sure thing HK."
On cue, the vault door clicked and swung open, revealing an armory that contained anything from pistols and SMGs to rifles and RPGs. "Damn, someone had a weapon obsession…"
Naruto then found a pair of pistols, one with a deep blue design and the other was a black reminiscent of the night sky. Attached was a note:
Yo kid, it's your mom. I made these pistols for you as a belated birthday present since I wont be there for them. The pistols are named Hakumei and Mayonaka and unlike the pistols over the 'veil' they rely on your chakra rather than metal bullets. If you're like me, you're good with mechanics so you'll be able to customize them when needed.
P.S. Underneath the pistols in the drawer is a scroll in which your father's last gift, a sword named Pariah is sealed into.
Silently thanking is parents and putting Hakumei and Mayonaka (H&M) into the holsters that came with them, he opened the drawer beneath the guns and opened the scroll. The blade was expertly crafted, with a smooth. Polished hilt that was a deep blue with a ring halfway between the end and the start of the blade. The blade was easily four and a half feet, making the entire weapon almost as tall as him. The sword's blades was five to six inches wide and a shade darker than is hair. There was no guard, like that on a katana, but a strip of metal that sprouted off of the start of the blade curved downward and formed a crescent shape, a makeshift hand protector if you will. There also was a note attached to it's strap:
Well my son, you're looking at my greatest accomplishment, besides marrying your mother. The Pariah, a chakra-conducting blade that can only be wielded in the hands of one with devil blood in them. Depending on what your elemental affinity is, it can:
Fire: Blast Flames
Wind: Shoot out invisible blades
Earth: Create seismic waves
Water: Summon walls of water to defend
Lightning: Electrocute when striking.
I hope this blade helps you in your life.
Sincerely,
Namikaze-Sparda Minato, aka Pops
Strapping Pariah to is back, Naruto asked HK for directions to the master bedroom, to which he replied.
[Master Bedroom]
A large bed big enough for ten people greeted Naruto as he walked in. A large portrait of his Mother and Father stood above the headrest. There was a large closet, to which Naruto decided to head to. The devil looked art the screen next to the door and input his height, color preference, and specialty in combat. The closet, which clicked and whirred a few times, opened to see a single outfit of a large orange trench coat made from flameproof leather, a black sleeveless high-collar tank top, black leather chaps on top of dark orange jeans, and to top it off, a pair or dark orange cowboy boots. Putting on his outfit, he strapped his weapons and looked at himself in the mirror. 'Damn I look good. Going to turn heads tomorrow.' Said Naruto as he went to sleep in is new abode.
[In a small covert ship]
Six people were sitting in the small, by Sparda standards, ship. They were Dante, Vergil, Nero, Kyrie, Trish, and Lady. "So let me get this straight, Nero-kun…our grandson is still alive…and you didn't know?" Kyrie asked sweetly to her husband, a little too sweetly if Nero had anything to say.
"N-now let's be reasonable Kirei-chan…"
"Oh, calling me by your 'safeword' isn't going to save you, honey." Kyrie said as she proceeded to beat on Nero.
Yes, after Kyrie's Angelo blood had awakened after and almost fatal incident, se ad gotten a big boost in confidence. Apparently, Sanctus injected her with demon blood when she was little but it didn't show up until that day. "Safeword?" Trish smirked playfully.
"Like I say, it's always the quiet ones…ow!" Dante said then yelled as Lady smacked him upside the head.
"I've said it before, Kyrie is a lot like Nero's mother, Lucia." Vergil said solemnly as everyone remembered when se was killed by a resurrected Mundus, who was then killed by Dante and Vergil, who used a combination of Overdrive and Maximum Bet on the Overlord of Hell and killed him once and for all.
Before anyone could think of anything to say, the ship's captain, a doppelganger of Dante, shouted "LAND HO!" as they made contact in one of the many shores near Konohagakure. As the six stepped out of the ship with their belongings, Vergil sliced his katana in the air and blew up the ship.
"Hey, Dad, I liked that ship!" whined Nero.
"Then build yourself a new one when we reach Konoha." said Vergil as he mentally laughed his head off and sheathed Yamato.
Shrugging, Dante strode up ahead and leapt into the air wile shouting, "This party's getting crazy, Let's rock!"
The other five, using their own devil energy, followed Dante towards Konoha. Soon, the Village Hidden in the Leaves was going to be rocked to the core.
[Sparda Mansion]
BEEP BEEP BEE-SMASH! The poor little alarm clock never stood a chance as Naruto smashed it with his Devil Bringer. "Damn alarms, never did like them."
Standing up and stretching, the young teen did his daily routine of brushing, flossing, and washing, then he holstered H&M to their straps and placed Pariah on is back before jumping out of his window to meet his 'team'.
[Emo, oops sorry, UCHIHA Compound]
Opening his eyes, everyone's favorite avenger put on his normal outfit over his 'I love pink tomatoes!' underwear and headed North to meet the 'losers he was teamed up with'.
[Bitc-HARUNO Household]
The pink-haired monstrosity woke up with a deafening roar from it's, her, mouth. She put on her red dress she got from Nin-mart and left, but not before stopping the recording she ad taken of her precious Sasuke-kun sleeping in his house. Yes, somehow she had put a hidden camera in the emo's room so she could watch recordings of what ever her crush was doing.
Sakura's younger sister, Kasumi, just thought she was more insane than her, and she read Icha Icha at eight years old!
[Hatake Mansion]
Waking up with a start, Kakashi looked at his clock. 'Only 7:30, good. I can sleep for three more hours then.'
He then proceeded to return to Nyappyland.
[Training Ground Seven]
Naruto arrived earlier than usual, at 6:00. "Hmm, might as well get a work on to mixing the Bringer style with the Angelo style." said the silver-haired youth as he pulled out Pariah and proceeded to attack a dummy with 'Streak'.
He spun his blade twice before grabbing his blade and slamming it two times, then thrust it into the ground and quickly pulled it out, making a wave of energy hit the dummy. He charged some chakra into his sword and yelled, "Angelo Streak!"
Unlike the regular Streak, which was a running slice with your sword, this one gave a yellow glow and was two streaks. It was a mix of using his Angelo chakra, inherited from is granduncle Credo, a knight of the Order of The Sword. Unlike his normal 'Devil' chakra, the Angelo chakra was more about control then power. By his calculations, Angelo chakra was more suited for healing and genjutsu, where Devil chakra was for taijutsu and ninjutsu. He repeatedly stabbed his sword into the dummy around eight times before giving a final trust, crying out, "Million Stab!"
Deciding to try out a new move, he channeled his normal chakra and swung the sword in a one hundred eighty degree angle downward. The chakra seemed to launch from his sword and tore through the ground before blowing up the dummy into bits of sand and burlap. He decided to name this move, "Gear Slam!"
Sensing a presence behind him, he sheathed his sword and turned to see Sasuke and Sakura walk up to him. "Ohayou Okama-chan, Busu-san." waved Naruto as he gave a creepy fox grin.
Ignoring the nickname, Sasuke looked at Pariah and smirked, "What's with the huge sword, overcompensating for something?"
"Says the guy who wears a duck's ass on his head and uses Fuuma shuriken as his weapon of choice." retorted Naruto as he leaned against a tree and took out a scroll entitled, "Elemental Chakra for Dobe". Snorting like he had cocaine in his nose, Sasuke just sat next to the blown up dummy and brooded while Suckura drooled over his emo features.
This was the scene their sensei came upon, a brooding avenger, his most loyal lapdog, and a silver-haired, orange clad devil reading up on elemental chakra. 'Well at least one of my student's is doing something. If it weren't for the 'Honorable Elders', I could have helpedim more.' thought the copycat ninja as he scowled.
"Well, looks like the gang's all here, what will our next-"
AHOU!
Kakashi looked up to see a falcon flying above him. 'Is it that time already?'
"On second thought, you all have the day off, see you all tomorrow at 8:00 sharp!" Kakashi hastily stated before disappearing in shunshin.
Shrugging, Naruto walked on towards is complex, unaware of the surprise awaiting him.
[Namikaze Mansion]
"Whoa man look, this fridge is stacked with pizza and strawberry sundaes!" said Dante as he raided Naruto's fridge.
"Really, what else does it have?" asked Nero.
"Let's see, Ramen, Skittles, Dango, and every other sweet treat imaginable, all you do is press a button a voila!"
"How's that possible?" asked Kyrie.
"Most likely our son, before is death, stocked up on every single food item available and stored them in a large seal vault, preserving their freshness for 13 years."
"Aah, fuuinjutsu, the strongest, yet most overlooked, shinobi art." stated Lady as she remembered when Nero's son Minato had given her a tattoo of a gun on her wrist, which allowed her to summon any weapon she had sealed in a special scroll with a drop of blood and a bit of devil chakra, if the man had been single at the time, she would have raped him.
"I still prefer kenjutsu, more useful in a fight." said Vergil as he ate a bag of Skittles.
"Speaking of fights, have you guys been to the dojo, the place is loaded!" Trish said as she ate a piece of pizza.
"Yea, gotta admit, Minato was one helluva genius." Dante spoke with a full mouth as he began devouring is second pizza.
"UNHOLY SHIT!" Came Nero's voice from the dojo as everyone rushed to see the problem.
"What is it, your balls finally drop?" asked Dante as everyone sweat dropped.
"No, check this out." Nero replied as he used a Charge Shot Mark 3 on the dummy which exploded in half, before it regenerated to it's normal size and shape in less than a second.
"Wow…" Lady said for everyone.
"That is some unholy shit." Kyrie plainly stated, getting weird looks from everyone as they still weren't use to her swearing, even after thirty years of knowing her swear like that.
Naruto opened the door to his house and heard some commotion his dojo. Hanging up is trench coat he cricked his neck and stretched. Wondering what the commotion was, he headed over there, thinking HK was doing something odd again. His eyes bugged out when he saw Nero, Vergil, and Dante lightly sparring as Trish, Kyrie, and Lady practiced emptying bullets into dummies. Trish was using Luce and Umbra, Lady was firing missiles with Killa Ann, and Kyrie was using her own weapon, an SMG named Discipline. His mind struggled to comprehend what was happening. He's gone for what, fifteen minutes and six people invade his impenetrable house. How did they get passed the blood seals, he made sure to double check them. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!?" the young silver-haired devil shouted at the top of his lungs.
Dante strapped his sword to his back and said, "What's the matter kid, you look like you've never seen family before?"
Naruto then agreed with his mind, it was time to faint.
AN: Nearly 3,000 words again, I'm going to faint. Okay, so besides Seiryuu, I don't know how or when Naruto will get his next Devil Arm, any ideas would be helpful. Please read and review, so that I get something accomplished in life.
Hollow91, Signing out!