Naruto Angelo Sparda
By Hollow91
AN: Alright, it's Forest of Death time with the Sexy and Single Proctor, Mitarashi Anko! Note that I'm skipping the written exam, since it's a load of shit to write. Today's menu includes snakes, cursed seals, the Devil Arm Vulpes, the appearance of the Vixen, Kyuubi! Her name? Kasumi! On to my answers!
deadw8: I have plans for duck-ass with the curse seal. Spoilers, it has to do with the Order of The Sword XD.
VanillaIce1: Not sure about pairings, not so good at romance. My real life love life is nonexistent! But I'll try!
Chapter Five: Le Serpent De La Forte
Namikaze-Sparda Uzumaki Naruto yawned and stretched as Morino Ibiki, the first proctor of the exam cried out to the room. "You all pass!"
Various shouts of 'WHAT' and 'WHAT ABOUT THE TENTH QUESTION?!?' were met with the ANBU Interrogation Officer say, "There was no tenth question, besides to whole accept or reject thing, dumb asses. "
"Hey, then why did we have to suffer through the nine other questions?" asked a Suna-Nin, Sabaku no Temari.
"Despite the fact that you might think it was a waste of time, it wasn't. It was a test of your espionage skills. Remember the rules at the beginning, you pass or fail as a three man squad. With that rule, I pressured you into thinking that if you did anything wrong, your entire team would take the punishment. "
'Man, this guy sure over-thinks and over-plans his stuff!' Naruto smirked.
"However…the questions were beyond the level upon which no chuunin, not even some jounin, could answer. Therefore, all of you reached the same conclusion. The only way for anyone of you to pass…was to cheat!" the scarred jounin stated.
"And in order to make sure there would be suitable targets from which you could have cheated from, we placed two chuunin to blend in with the participants."
"Ha, I knew it all along, only someone with a brother complex could miss it, right babe?" Naruto said to Hinata, who eep'ed and replied.
"H-hai, Naruto-kun!"
"Of course, anyone caught cheating in a clumsy or obvious way…obviously failed." Ibiki said as he reached his hands up to untie his bandana.
When he fully removed what was covering his head, everyone could see the scars on his head. "Because one day, there could be a situation where, if you are caught being a spy, it can cost you more than your life. You pay in ways that can be taken from you inch by inch, here and there while tens, even thousands, of lives hang in the balance that exists in your mind."
'Burn scars, puncture marks from drilling nails, long slash marks, this guy's been tortured!' thought the duck-ass emo, Uchiha Sasuke.
'Cool, I'll bet his hands are even worse. Serves him right for being dumb enough to get captured, that'll never happen to me.' thought the poor deluded, and unlucky Sound genin, Kinuta Dosu.
Tying his headband back on, Ibiki continued his lecture. "The information you obtain cannot be trusted if you can't keep your presence from the enemy. Learn in and learn it well. If you bring information back from a suspect source or a compromised operation, you are doing your foe's work for them. All in all, the tenth question was the first test of the exam. It was meant to test your willingness to accept a mission under dangerous circumstances."
The rant was caught off when a flying black ball of cloth crashed through one of the windows. Out of said ball, a very voluptuous and scantily clad woman appeared. She wore a fishnet bodysuit, a necklace with a fang on it, a VERY short orange miniskirt, shun guards, and to top it off, a tan trench coat similar to Naruto's and Dante's. "None of you are in any sort of position to celebrate, maggots!" the woman exclaimed as her banner showed : THE SEXY AND SINGLE SECOND PART PROCTOR, MITARASHI ANKO, HAS ENTERED THE FRAY! .
"Psst, Anko, you're a weebit early…" Ibiki sweat dropped.
"Shut up!" Anko shouted as she launched a bamboo skewer with an explosive note attached to it at Ibiki, to which it promptly it exploded in his face.
"Looks like Ibiki's gotten soft, seventy eight teams? Whatever. Alright follow me, maggots!" Anko yelled as she took off to the next area with everyone following her and her spiky purple hair.
Ibiki picked himself up and brushed off the soot from Anko's attack and begun collecting the papers and when he got to Naruto's, it was blank except for a small note:
Nice try attempting to scare me Scarface, but my grandma is scarier than you. A little hint though, I have firm belief that one Yakushi Kabuto is, in fact, a spy for none other than Orochimaru, he's taken this exam seven times, no one sucks THAT bad. He also reeks of snakes and bar soap. My estimates put him on Kakashi's level, so send a couple of ANBU squads after him.
Well anyways, Ja Nee.
Resident Devil and Demon Hunting Babe Chaser, Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto.
P.S.: Tell Anko I said Hello there 3.
Laughing to himself, Ibiki just shook his head. 'Figures that Minato's son would be the one to pass this test without any answers on his worksheet. I'll take him up on that advice though. Things are gerave indeed if Orochimaru is here.'
[Outside the Shi no Mori, Area 44]
The spiky, purple-haired babe named Mitarashi Anko led the group of seventy-eight chuunin hopefuls to the entrance of SS-Rank Shi no Mori, the Forest of Death. "All right ya' maggots, this here is the Forest of Death!"
"It looks like a very creepy place…" thought the she-male banshee, I mean, Sakura.
Smirking at the pinky's fear, Anko stated. "And you, are about to find out how it got its name!"
Naruto thought it was time to make a sarcastic remark. "Ooh, I'm so scared. 'You're about to find out why they call it the Forest Of Death…' I'm shaking in my steel-toed boots. That ain't gonna scare me, stop trying to psyche us out babe!"
Anko smiled outwardly, but on the inside she was fuming. 'How dare that sexy brat make a mockery of me, I'll show him!'
Unaware that she had inwardly called the young devil 'sexy' she replied. "Oh is that so, you're pretty cocky, huh?"
With a twitch of her hand, a kunai popped out from her sleeve, which was thrown at Naruto. Deciding not to dodge it, he left the kunai graze his cheek as he felt Anko's D-cups press against his back. "You're kind are always to go first…"
Before she could react, the Naruto she was molesting, so to speak, disappeared in a poof of smoke, and she felt two cold hard objects on her body, one on her head, the other near her womanhood. "Well, not sure about the pretty part, but I sure am cocky, if you get my drift, Anko-chan. And while I may go first, I'm the only one who can go first and come last, ya know?" whispered the real Naruto as he nibbled on Anko's ear before disappearing back to his team.
'The hell, I got beat at my own game! No one's ever been able to seduce me before!' thought the snake-woman as she felt her face heat up.
She was interrupted from her thoughts as a female Kusa-nin gave Anko's kunai back with her tongue.
Naruto droned out the old speech about scrolls and killing, as well as the five-day limit and headed with emo and bitch in tow to sign their consent forms. When they got out, Sasuke demanded that he should carry the scroll since he was of the Uchiha, to which Naruto responded. "Is it not wiser for me to have the scroll? Most would assume the great Sasuke to carry the scroll and attack you first, therefore gaining the scroll, they would never assume that I, the deadlast, would be carrying the scroll."
Sasuke, the King of Emo, just huffed in annoyance and allowed, in his words, the peasant dobe, to hold the scroll.
They entered through Gate 12 and began making their trek through the forest.
[Undisclosed Location in Forest]
"Are they ready, Kabuto?" asked a hissing voice.
"Yes, Orochimaru-sama, our experiments have succeeded and we were able to create a new type of Angelo from the notes left by this Agnus person. The ANBU Angelo are inside the Forest as we speak." replied the timid voice of the one called Kabuto.
The newly named Orochimaru stood up, reveling yellow, snake-like eyes and long black hair. "Soon, the power of the Sparda clan shall be mine. Thanks to Danzo having the rest of them leave the veil due to misinformation, no one shall stop me, with Namikaze's brat dead after the sealing, we are invincible!"
Cackling laughter was heard throughout the forest.
[With Squad Seven (The Devil Amongst Emo Bitches)]
Sasuke stopped and said, "I think we should create a password, in case one of us is impersonated."
'The duck-ass came up with a good plan…for once.' the silver-haired player thought.
"Like what?" asked pinky, aka Sakura.
"How about we recite the Shinobi Creed: In the dark of night we stalk our prey, killing before the start of day. Using the tools of the land, assassinations or massacres, our achievements are always grand.. By the power of our Kage we stand by our creed, side to side our teams are always three by three."
"Okay got it." replied Sakura.
"Meh, sure whatever." came the voice of Naruto as he stood up and went to walk away.
"Where are you going?"
"Nature calls, Haruno."
"Uwaaaah, don't do that in front of a lady!" Sakura screeched.
"Why do you think I was walking away, though the lady part is questionable…" he whispered the last part as he headed deeper into the Forest to take a piss.
A few minutes later, 'Naruto' came back out, only for Sasuke to punch him in the jaw. "Sasuke-kun, what did you do that for?"
"Yeah, teme, what did you do that for?"
"Drop the Henge, shinobi, your even worse at it then Naruto is. One, the dobe's left arm isn't armored, his right is. Second, he doesn't call me teme anymore." smirked Sasuke.
"Lucky, but you won't be lucky enough to live" replied a breathy voice as 'Naruto' poofed in smoke, and in his place was an Ame-nin, or Shinobi of the Rain Village, wearing a jumpsuit.
Sasuke was about to retort when the sound of thunder rang out once after a screm of teroor commenced somewhere near them. Naruto then walked into the clearing, half of his face covered in blood. "Hey duck-ass, banshee, how's it going?"
"N-Naruto, what happened?" the banshee asked.
"Well, it happened like this…" began the sword user.
[A few minutes ago with Naruto]
The young devil whistled a tune as he pissed, before he sensed two chakra signatures behind him. "Ya' know, it's kind of gay to watch another dude piss."
"What!" said one of the Ame-nin behind him as the Naruto they were watching from disappeared and he felt a sword through his gut.
"So let me tell you something…I don't go…that way!"
With a gut-wrenching twist, Naruto disemboweled the first nin before sensing for the one that tried to run away. 'Found you…'
Amegakure no San'ngyoijintai (Amegakure's Trio of Divers) member, Seito, took a breather as he thought he escaped his predator, only for Naruto to crash through a few branches and land in front of him. "Abandon all hope…" his predator said as he aimed his gun to Seito's head.
Only one thought echoed in the soon to be dead genin's head and that was, 'Unlucky!'
[Present Time]
Sakura almost puked at the thought of Naruto killing so coldly, but the devil just shook his head. Oboro, meanwhile, rushed to attack Naruto, only to have a Devil Bringer shoved through his lungs. "Look's like today wasn't your lucky day, Ame genin"
And so ended the life of genin and closet lolicon, Doujigoibito Oboro, as Namikaze-Sparda Uzumaki Naruto tossed his foe's body into the Forest. "You guys coming?"
With that, Sakura and Sasuke followed their superior and 'unofficial' leader into the Forest.
[A few hours later]
As Team Seven trekked through their path, a large gust of wind blew through the clearing they were in and knocked Naruto away from Sasuke and Sakura 'Not again!'
"As expected of the deadlast, now show me the power that resides within the Uchiha blood!" roared the Kusa-nin that had returned Anko's kunai earlier on as she projected a medium amount of Killing Intent (KI).
[With Naruto]
Landing on his two feet and sliding a few inches, Naruto deduced he had landed in an unknown area of the Forest of Death. His deduction was correct as the entrance and exit to the area became sealed in blue energy. 'So I need to solve a puzzle huh?'
Soon, the ground before him was revealed to be a game board as a dice dropped from out of nowhere and a clay figure with Naruto's likeness was placed at the start of the 'board'.
Deciding to hit the dice, he rolled a five, moving his piece to a blue circle, which resulted in Red Orbs falling from the sky, along with a few green orbs. Our hero grabbed quite a few using the speed boost he learned in one of his mother's scrolls and hit the dice again. Four, one, three, six, and five. The numbers resulted in a yellow, a white, a blue, a red and another white circle respectively. When he had landed on the red, a large number of scarecrows appeared, but were easily shredded by Hakumei and Mayonaka. So close to the emd Naruto swung Pariah at the dice, making him hit two, one away from the end. As he landed on the red circle, he felt a pull on his person and instantly, he was in the section of the Forest where he had killed that wannabe crustacean Valafar. Speaking of said wannabe, he was somehow in front of him again. "Great…"
Pulling out Odin's Blades, he jumped on top of one of the demon's blades after he dodge a swing from it. The demon shook his blade, trying to rid his weapon of Naruto, only to fling the devil-boy in the air. Once Naruto was directly above him, he called out, "Lightning Rod!" and stuck his blade directly downward at Valafar.
A tiny ball invisible to the naked eye attached itself to the demon's head as thunder clouds formed. In a flash of light, a large bolt of lightning struck Valafar, stunning him. Activating his Devil Trigger, Naruto became surrounded in lightning and gained a yellow color scheme (FYI: Naruto's color scheme changes with his weapon element, No element: Regular Orange, Fire : Red, Water : Blue, Wind : Green, Earth : Brown, Thunder : Yellow, darkness : Purple, Light : White. Just so you know.). He also gained spiked shin guards and spiked arm guards, also yellow in color. "Time to put Vitamin Shock into your daily diet!"
Thunder Devil Trigger Naruto (TDT) threw his Devil Bringer on Valafar's tail and began spinning him like a lasso before throwing him up in the air and clapping his hands as he was surrounded in lightning and flew straight through the demon's stomach, killing it.
Large and small Red Orbs fell form the sky as the pseudo-clone of Valafar was defeated and Naruto de-triggered. "Damn, still not use to going Trigger for very long, maybe I'll offer my Red Orbs to the nearest Divinity Statue and ask for a Purple Orb like Gramps said I should. As Naruto pondered that idea, a portal opened and he stepped through it.
Back outside on the game board, Naruto finished it up and exited the area to find himself in a narrow stretch that had fragile rocks and a Divinity Statue. Said rocks were stumbled onto by Naruto and broke, revealing a Silver orb, replenishing the mental fatigue he used up using Devil Trigger. It isn't well known, but the reason only the strongest Devils can hold their trigger is their immense Mental power. If you hold your Trigger too long, you can be consumed by your own inner devil and become a monster, so it is good advice carry Purple Stars with you if you need to last longer, otherwise you should de-activate your Trigger as soon as your brain begins throbbing. Naruto approached the Statue and offered 5000 Red Orbs to gain a Purple Orb. When he crushed the Orb, it swarmed inside his body and increased his Mental Pools. Few knew the fact that men had larger 'Tai', or Physical, pools so they healed faster, devil or human, than females. Female Devils, however, had a larger Mental, or Rei, pool, which boosted the amount of magic they used or the amount of time they can hold their Devil Trigger. It is these two pools that combine to create the human energy chakra.
Brushing off his trench coat, Naruto exited the stretch and was greeted to the sight of an abandoned church he had seen pictures of from Dante's trip around beyond the veil. "So you've finally made it Naruto-kun"
The pain of searing heat made itself known to Naruto as bubbling red-orange energy exited from his stomach and made the shape of a woman. Said woman was around five feet and ten inches tall, she had a decent sized bust, around mid B-cup, and was wearing a Chinese-like Battle kimono that showed she only wore a pair of red panties underneath the scanty outfit. Her long orange hair had black streaks in it and her ruby red eyes looked to have permanent black eye shadow around them. The most interesting thing was the weapon in her hands. It was a cross between what looked like a halberd and an axe. The head of her weapon was made up of nine tail-shaped blades starting conjoined art a single large ruby that resembled the woman's eyes and ending pointed like a fan. To ad to her deadly beauty she had two orange fox ears and nine orange fox tails. "Kyu-Kyuubi?" asked Naruto, stunned.
"Bingo, we have a winner here folks! Let's give him a prize!" said the woman as she made mocking gestures towards the silver-haired teen.
"Since when are you female, let alone smoking hot?"
Almost blushing at the comment, the Kyuubi replied. "Stupid mortals, figuring I'm male just because I enjoy a little carnage, I mean I didn't even attack Konoha of my free will at the time."
"Why did you attack?"
"Well, it's not exactly a comfortable subject, but I guess you have a right to know. On that day, I was summoned from Makai by none other than the founder of the Uchiha clan, Uchiha Madara. I was used to attack Konoha, but he didn't count on your father to seal me in you using the same method the Rikudo no Sennin to seal the Juubi in himself."
Shocked, the Namikaze heir inquired. "I know that the founder of duck-ass' clan can't be alive, he'd be close to one-hundred and twenty, wouldn't he?!?"
"True, but ever since Madara implanted his brother's eyes into his own, he's become immortal, never aging." answered the vixen.
"This is interesting, but I'm guessing the demonic runes didn't call you here just for a friendly chat?"
"Trust a descendant of Sparda-kun to figure out the runes on here. You are correct. The runes are meant to summon your inner Devil or demon to battle you, a way to overcome one's weaknesses when this area was used. Normally, it would be a fight to the death, but as I'm your 'tenant' so to speak, all you have to do is make me, Youko no Kasumi submit." smirked the Kyuubi seductively as she flourished her weapon in a firey blaze.
"Submit? Babe, you'll be moaning my name before this day is over!" replied Naruto as he took out Seiryu and began before icicles at Kasumi, who blocked the barrage of ice needles.
Taking note of her prey, she dashed towards him with a rising blow that he attempted to block, only to get thrown up into the air. "Fuuton: Atsugai (Wind Release: Pressure Damage)!" came Naruto's cry as an invisible wall of wind surrounded and sliced her in various places.
Growling, Kasumi made handsigns of her own and called out. "Muton: Kou'imari! (Nothing/Non-elemental Release : Minature Menacing Ball)!"
Chakra of no element concentrated into her mouth and left in a small, but fast, ball of energy which struck Naruto in the stomach. 'Shit, hat hurt like hell!' he thought.
"Unlike the other Bijuu, who use elemental attacks, mine are non-elemental, meaning they work the same against anything. Be lucky I didn't have time to finish a true Imari, or you'd be toast."
"Let's see you like this attack, Suiton: Suikoudan no Jutsu (Water Release: Water Shark Bullet?)!" he said as water from the well inside the church-like area burst from the ground into Kasumi, pushing her backwards.
At the same time, both Kasumi and Naruto made nine handsigns and shouted, "KATON:KARYUU ENDAN NO JUSTU (Fire Release: Fire Dragon Flame Missile)!"
Twin dragons of fire roared and crashed into each other, trying to overpower the other, before they both fizzled out. "This battle cannot be determined by our powers over Ninjutsu, but by our skills with weapons." stated Kasumi as she and Naruto met sword to axe in a torrent of sparks. Naruto cried, "Million Stab!" and launched a series of eight thrusts to Kasumi, who blocked them all. The fox-girl replied with a blast of heat from her axe that scorched Naruto with first and second-degree burns. "Damn it! What the Hell!"
"It's my halberd-axe's special ability. If she ever hits you, blocked or not, she can respond with a blast of super-heated flames in correspondence with the number of tail-blades lit up. The more lit-up tails, the more power." said Kasumi as she caressed her weapon lovingly.
"Damn, that's some ability, let's see if you can hit me with huh, babe"
"Are you some sort of masochist?" chuckled Naruto's opponent before running along the walls of the battlefield.
Whipping out his guns, Naruto shot at Kasumi in an ecstatic frenzy of bullets. "Ooh, Naruto-kun, shoot your load all over me, baby!" laughed Kasumi as she kept dodging bullets.
"I'd rather just spray you all over Kasumi-chan!" the white-haired devil smirked as he charged Devil chakra into Hakumei and Mayonaka, intent on penetrating Kasumi's flesh.
Kasumi leapt and bounced away from the bullets, but a few got inside of her. 'Damn…'she thought as she forced them out of her skin.
This was enough time for Naruto to extend his Devil Bringer, activate his Devil Trigger and cry, "Aww Yeah Baby, Here…I…Come!"
Grabbing the fox-girl he tossed her into the pulpit and began punching her repeatedly, only for her to keep healing the damage. DT Naruto slammed her into the ground three times and threw her into a wall before pulling out Odin's Blades, ramming the swords underneath her arms and keeping her held up against the wall she crashed into. Pulling out Pariah, he stuck the blade just inches from her 'nether regions' and de-triggered. He then did the unexpected, and crashed his lips against Kasumi's startling the poor trapped girl. Even though she resisted at first, thinking that he was a human, she remembered that he was ¼ Devil so she gave in to Naruto's kiss. His tongue licked her bottom lips, asking for entrance, which she willingly did and the two began a heated session of passionate and lust-filled kisses as their tongues battled for domination over the other. When they pulled apart, they were both panting. "This means you submit, right Kasumi-chan?" asked Naruto.
"You got me lover boy, I'm all yours, for now and forever. Take my weapon as your own and use it to kick ass!" cried the fox-girl, still on a hormone and pheromone-induced high from her short and passionate make-out session with her container.
"Very well, how do I get out?" asked Naruto.
His question was answered and he sweat dropped as Kasumi pointed to the door leading outside into the light. "Right, well, I'll be seeing you later, Kyuu-hime, Ja nee!"
In a flash of orange, Naruto took off to find his 'team'. Reaching her hand down by her womanhood, she flet her panties were sopping wet, and was surprised the liquid hadn't run down her legs. Shuddering in delight, she thought, 'Oh yes, we will definitely be seeing more of each other, Naruto-kun, that I can assure you,' before disappearing from view in an explosion of orange bubbles.
[With Sasuke and Sakura]
He had tried everything, Goukakyuu, Ryuuka, Housenka, hell, he had even unlocked the second tomoe in his other eye just dodging the freak. But this genin, no this man, woman, thing, was way beyond genin in power level. He seemed to be toying with him, which meant he was at Kakashi-sensei's power if not more. "Just who the hell are you, you damn freak!" shouted Uchiha Sasuke as he was frozen in fear from the Kusa-nin's KI.
"Since you're going to die I might as well tell you , I am Orochimaru, and I will destroy the Leaf Village with help from Suna!" stated the thing as it pulled of it's face, indeed revealing itself to be the wannabe Michael Jackson himself, before he summoned a large brown snake and attacking Sasuke.
'Is…is this it…?' thought the emo inside his head.
Closing his eyes, he awaited his death, but instead he heard a taunting voice say, "Hey what's the matter duck-ass, finally embracing your poultry side and becoming a chicken?"
He opened his eyes to see Naruto holding back the snake with his right hand, the one with the Devil Bringer.
'What, I thought all of the Sparda's were gone!' screamed the snake in his head.
"This may come as a surprise, but the old cripple lied to you, I…Namikaze-Sparda Uzumaki Naruto, am alive. And I am here, to get this party started!" he said as he summoned Kasumi's Devil Arm, Vulpes and attacked.
Cursing his luck, Orochimaru pulled out his Kusanagi just in time to block rapid jsbs from the tailed axe. "Damn brat, I don't care if you are a Sparda, I will kill you!"
Slicing diagonally, Orochimaru thought he sliced Naruto, but was met with a log. 'Kawarimi?'
"Penetration!" cried a voice behind him.
Barely blocking a chakra-enhanced thrust from the weapon, he didn't expect a large ball of fire to attempt to consume him and was burnt from his left oblique to his left leg. "Damn you, you Sparda brat! You've crippled me!"
"Aw don't be like that, I thought what we had when I was a little boy was special?" taunted our hero as he enraged the Snake Sannin even further, making him sloppy.
'Naruto-kun, use this move!'
'Alright, Kasumi-chan.' replied Naruto in his head as he charged enough chakra to make the blades of Vulpes spin like a chainsaw.
Seeing the spinning blades, Orochimaru tried to get away, but was shredded when Naruto hit him with the rotating blades as he shouted, "Vibrator!"
When the smoke from the destruction cleared, all there was left was a pile of mud. "That's a let down, I was hoping for more than just a pile of dirt." remarked Naruto even though he knew it was a Tsuchi Bunshin all along.
He turned his head to see Orochimaru's head bite Sasuke on the right leg before disappearing into the earth again. Seeing his 'teammates' unconscious, he made the seal for Kage Bunshin and made four clones to carry them to the tower.
[Tower in the Middle of The Forest Of Death]
"If you have the strength of Earth, Seek the wisdom of Heaven, If the Strength of Earth is what you lack, Use your brain to learn to attack. The answer is man, which means what is inside the scroll is…!" said Naruto to himself as he opened both scrolls and tossed them onto the ground as they began hissing.
In a flash of blue, Sparda Vergil appeared and looked at Naruto. "So boy, looks like you've made it, and you achieved a new Devil Arm as well." stated the ice cube man, who looked the same except for the Konoha symbol on the back of his overcoat.
"Yeah, met up with Kasumi-chan and beat the babe up, got her Devil Arm, and played with the Snake in the Grass, give this to the old man." said Naruto to his Nidaimeojiisan (Second Generation Grandfather, or great-grandfather).
Catching what was thrown his way, it was a recorder. When Vergil pressed play, Orochimaru's voice rang out. "I am Orochimaru, and I will destroy the Leaf Village with help from Suna". Sweat dropping at the stupidity of the Snake Sannin, who the hell tells a still living enemy your plans for destruction?, he put the little machine in one of his pockets and woke up Sasuke and Sakura by flaring his Youki. "Tomatoes!" yelled the duck-ass emo avenger as he awoke with a start.
"…"
"…"
"…"
While Sasuke turned as red as a tomato, Vergil noticed a mark on Sasuke's right leg. I looked like a sword and two wings. It was the Order of The Sword's Symbol! He had heard of Orochimaru getting a hold of that idiot Agnus' research, but now here was proof. Paging Kakashi, Anko, and the Hokage so he could tell them the information he found out. He then led Team Seven to the next area, the preliminaries, seeing as there were too many participants competing, they decided to weed out the weaklings.
They were led to the preliminary arena where Gekkou Hayate started a speech which Naruto droned out. The computer screen began flashing and two names appeared.
Uchiha Sasuke Vs Akaido Yoroi
Smirking, the Uchiha leapt down to face his opponent, a leaf-nin with glasses and a piece of cloth over his face.
For Naruto, the fight was uneventful until Sasuke got the upper hand and punched Yoroi into the air. Using a variant of the move he copied from Lee, Sasuke let lose three kicks to the left and right ribs, followed by the head. He then put Yoroi in a submission hold with his legs, before slamming into the ground and killing Yoroi. "Bianco Rendan!"
'Bianco…isn't that the name of those Angelo things that Sanctus used against Gramps, the armored mothies?' thought Naruto.
Shrugging off his confusion, he watched as the hotties from Sound, Tsuchi Kin and Tsuchi Tayuya (yes they are sisters XD) beat down the Sasuke fan girls, and congratulated them both with a kiss on the cheek, getting an unconscious Kin and a nose bleeding Tayuya as a reward. He watched Gaara, the Vessel for Shukakau, Kasumi informed him, maim Lee though Gai interfered. Gaara's teammate, a puppet user, killed the other guy from Kabuto's team, Misumi. Shikamaru forced Temari to forfeit, as she couldn't do too many high level wind jutsu in such a crowded area. Next came the fight Naruto was most interested in, his own.
Uzumaki Naruto Vs Inuzuka Kiba
Kiba, being the brash fool he is, taunted the silver devil. "Aw c'mon this will be a piece of cake, just stand back Akamaru, I'll take down this clown"
'Damn, that rapping fool makes my rap look jewel, yo.' thought a dark-skinned Kumo genin who had black hair in slicked back in cornrows, a beard on his face and sunglasses. He was easily taller than , most of the competitors and had eight swords all sheathed on him. His most impressive feat were his two tattoos that resembled either bull's horns or octopus tentacles, depending on what angle you looked at them at. "So you're going to fight handicapped, well I guess I will too, I'll use only my fists." said Naruto as he handed Vergil Pariah and Hakumei and Mayonaka before using an Air Trick instinctively down to the area.
As soon as Hayate called 'Start', Naruto appeared directly in front of Kiba and landed a bone-crushing fist into the dog-boy's face "Tumult."
AN: CLIFFHANGER! Is Kiba down and out, what does Tumult mean? Why are Kirabi, Raikage, and Yugito in Konoha? Why Am I Asking you all these questions? Find out on the next episode of TOTAL DRAMA ACTION!
Nero: Wrong show, and didn't you steal that line form Hakureisaga?
Hollow91: No…
Nero: You're stealing his format as well.
Hollow91:…MACERATE! *chakra-powered chop smashes into Nero's gut*
This is a tribute to one of my favorite author's Hakureisaga-dono, I stole it w/o permission, but the last few lines are dedicated to him!
Hollow91...logging Off! Ja Nee!