Naruto Angelo Sparda
By Hollow91
AN: Thank you Unknown-Nin and Hakureisaga (Aka Haku-chan, which ironically can be translated to whitey! Lol) for your views, that makes me go passed the ten review mark! Woot! Letting you both know that I am big fans of your own DMC/Naruto crossovers. And yes I did put a small make-out scene with citrus flavor in the last chapter. Today, we have general ass kicking and the next chapter of mine after this one, will be filler for my Movie, Gekijouban Naruto Angelo Sparda: Jack Attack. Here is a preview.
Gekoijouban Naruto Angelo Sparda: Jack Attack
Setting: A week before Naruto is due to show up against Kirabi in the finals of the Chuunin Exams
Summary: He, Dante, Lady, and Vergil investigate a new hidden village, Miraigakure no Sato. During said investigation, they find a number of mechanized demons attempting to break through a shield to get at a green haired girl, who looked innocent. Who is responsible for these attacks, why are they after the girl, find out in my filler movie!
On with the story!
Chapter Six: Who Let the Dogs Out?
Kiba was sent to the other side of the arena as he was hit by Naruto's punch. Kurenai, who saw the punch, was impressed. "Kakashi, what have you taught that boy?"
The scarecrow jounin sighed and answered "Unfortunately, I'm not the one who taught him."
"Then who did?" inquired the crimson-eyed jounin.
"We did." Came a lazy, yet cocky, voice.
Turning her head, she saw Kyrie, Nero, Trish, Lady, and Dante walking up the stairs Each of them now sorted either Konoha Headbands or the Symbol of the Leaf on their clothing. Kyrie wore a headband around her neck much like Hinata did, Dante had his sown on the back of his overcoat, as did Nero. Lady had her headband tied around her left arm and Trish had hers on the left ass pocket of her jeans. "Who are you guys?"
"Well babe, I'm Dante, the emo over there is my brother Vergil, the brat with the creepy arm is my nephew, the pretty lady with him is Kyrie, his wife, and these two babes are Lady, with the short skirt, and Trish, the goth babe with a fetish for leather." said Dante as he got a glare from Nero and Vergil as well as a bop to the head from Trish for calling her goth.
Honestly, just because she wore black didn't make her one of those wannabe vampires. In fact, she met vampires in hell, and none of them wore black they actually preferred purple oddly enough. "What are your realtions to Uzumaki?" came the voice of Kurenai.
"I, along with this idiot brother of mine, are his great-grandfather and great-grand uncle respectively. Trish and Lady are co-workers, Nero is my son and Kyrie is his wife, as Dante told you before." Vergil stated as Dante was rubbing his sore head.
"Like I'm going to b-"
Kakashi spoke up. "Actually, it's all true. Naruto's father's clan is known for being immortal and damn near unkillable as well. They aren't from Konoha though, so you wouldn't know them anyways."
"Well at least Orochimaru doesn't now, him and his dreams of immortality."
"Oh, the snake knows, he's just too afraid to show his face around anyone associated with the twins of doom over there. Last time he tried, I shot him in the face with Killa Ann, and sent him all the way back to the outskirts of Konoha." smirked Lady.
Kurenai sweat dropped. "Killa Ann?"
"Imagine a long, pointed kunai shooting out of a barrel at speeds over fifty miles per hour with the explosive force of ten explosive tags." Kakashi said.
"Don't let Anko here about that.." said Kurenai.
"Oh, too late Nai-chan, I heard it all. Now I just need to find out where to get one of those!" said Anko as she suddenly appeared next to Kurenai.
"Oh that's easy, just get Naruto to bring you to the…ow" Dante once again was bopped over the head, this time by Lady, for almost saying 'Namikaze Mansion'.
"Ooh, perfect, he owes me since he embarrassed me before he entered the Forest Of Death, and he also made Hebi-teme almost get cooked alive." said the Snake Mistress as she began cooking up some whacko plan to get an RPG for herself.
"Let's just watch this match…" said Trish as everyone's eyes went to the arena.
Kiba had somehow survived the punch and got back up again. "Damn you, Naruto, I didn't want to reveal this since my Mom forbid me, but I'm going to kick your ass now!"
Akamaru ran next to Kiba, who popped a soldier pill into the small puppy, turning him red before Kiba shouted, "Ninpou: Shikyaku no Jutsu, Juujin Bunshin no Jutsu!"
Kiba grew more feral and Akamaru became transformed into a clone of Kiba. Both Kiba's then clapped their hands together and growled. "Inuzuka Hiden : Nimen na Ookami Henge no Jutsu (I can't remember the name of the twin headed wolf technique, so I did my best, it translates to Two Headed Wolf Transformation, I think)!"
There was a large poof of smoke, and a large two headed wolf, all white with large floppy ears and drool coming from it's mouth replaced Kiba and Akamaru. 'If Naruto is more like Dante than us all, he'll…' thought Vergil before Naruto spoke.
"Wow, I've never seen a large mutt like yourself before!"
"Silence dobe, I will crush you." came Kiba's voice from both mouths.
"Ya know, you'd be a sure win in a dog show, know any tricks?"
"That's it, I will kill you!" roared the wolf as he rushed Naruto.
Dodging the twin jaws that were aimed for him, Naruto out Seiryuu and yelled, "Draconic Sniper!"
The beast roared in pain as a large spinning bolt of ice chakra hit his tail. "It's super-effective!" called out Naruto, earning sweat drops from everyone, including Kirabi, Yugito, and the Raikage.
"Garouga (Wolven Fangs)!" cried out 'Kibakamaru' as they made a drill intent on crushing Naruto.
Our hero just side stepped the attack and fired bolts of ice at the backside of his foe before putting Seiryu away and pulling out…Lucifer?
Dante looked on. "The hell, that kid just went through my stuff!"
Trish laughed as did Lady. "Just goes to show that you shouldn't leave powerful weapons out in the open, even in your own home."
"Yes, even after the incident with those photos, he still hasn't had enough sense to actually lock Pandora." said Vergil.
Nero nearly guffawed at the memory. For some reason, Dante had pictures of himself as a baby in Pandora, to which Vergil then stole and began to display towards anyone in the Devil May Cry building, customers and co-workers alike. Dante still hasn't erased the horrors of being the brunt of many jokes for some time from his mind. Looking down, Vergil saw Naruto start up Lucifer. "First, I whip it out. Then, I thrust it, with great force. Every angle, it penetrates. Until with, great strength. I ram it in!" Naruto shot out dozens of red blades onto 'Kibakamaru' and then flipped into the air and threw a rose.
"And in the end, we are all satisfied. And you are…set free."
KABLAM!
A large explosion, equal to that of ten explosive tags, commenced and knocked Kiba and Akamaru out of their twin-headed wolf form and into the wall, as well as knocking the small puppy unconscious. "D-damn you…dobe…I can…still fight!"
Kiba was a mess, he had shrapnel from the concrete wall all over his body and looked to have first degree burns on his face. "Well aren't you a lively one. Sad to say though, it's time for you to go nighty-night."
Forming a strange handsign with his palm up that looked like an 'L' with the middle finger and with the pointer finger bent at a forty-five degree angle behind the middle finger, Naruto called out his finisher. "Muton : Tsuidangen (Nothing Release : Hammer Bullet/Concussive Blast)!"
A brilliant yellow orb formed at the center of Naruto's palm and began spinning. Kirabi raised an eyebrow and questioned his Bijuu, the Hachibi. 'Yo eight-o, you see that cat's attack it's color is yellow!'
'When will you stop with your shitty rapping, I see the damn attack, it's a staple for the Kyuubi, which probably means that Devil is the container of Kasumi-dono.' replied the Yasshokushu-na-Ushi (Lit.: Eight Tentacled Bull)
'Devil, man, what do you me-an?' inquired the blond-haired wannabe rapper.
'That boy is not fully human, he contains the blood of one who was even stronger than the Juubi, a devil named Sparda. He sired twin sons, those two white-heads near the Hatake and Yuuhi. Later on, the one with slicked back hair, Vergil, sired the one named Nero, who sired with his wife the man named Namikaze Minato. It was this man, Konoha's Yondaime, who impregnated the survivor of the Uzumaki, a woman named Kushina, and that boy is their child. Knowing Kasumi, she's manipulated his DNA to make him at least ¼ Devil rather than 1/16 as he should be.'
Mentally nodding his head, Kirabi looked at the battle.
The yellow energy blew outwards in a sixty-five degree angle, only bits of it hitting Kiba, marking him with a wound over his arm and face. The draft, however threw him into the wall again and knocked him out. Hayate, who was speechless over the entire fight, went over to Kiba, checked his pulse, than called a few Irou-nin to take Kiba to the hospital. "Shousha, by knock-out. Uzumaki Naruto!"
Those who weren't stunned still from the epicness of the battle clapped loudly, especially the females (Kin, Tayuya, and Yugito, as well as the Suna-nin Temari). Naruto used an Air Trick to get up to the observer's area, where he was dragged away by his grandfather, Dante, and Vergil just as the names TenTen and Zaku appeared on the screen.
[Outside Clearing]
"The hell are we doing out here?" asked Naruto.
"We are going to begin your training, now tell us what you know for attacks and all that." said Nero as he crossed his arms.
"I know two Fuuton, Daitoppa and Atsugai, two Muton, Tsuidangen and Ko'imari. three Suiton, Suiryuudan, Suikoudan, and Suirou, zero Raiton, and zero Doton. My taijutsu moves at the moment are only Tumult, the teleport punch I began my fight with. My genjutsu are non-existent, my Kenjutsu include Streak, Million Stab, Combo 1, 2, and 3, and Angelo Lance/Streak with Pariah. With Vulpes, I know Vibrator and Penetration. With Odin's Blades I know Get Over Here, and Lightning Rod. With Mayonaka and Hakumei, I know Charge Shot. And finally, with Seiryu, I know Draconic Sniper." Naruto said as he laid all his skills down.
"That's it? I knew more skills than that when I was ten!" said Dante as he shook his head.
"The hell, you bastard, It's been only six days since I found out I was a Sparda!" Naruto countered.
Vergil looked thoughtful. "He's right, Dante, he's only recently awakened his Devil blood. We need to push him harder."
"Well since Kyrie-chan isn't here, I'll train you in the Bringer Style." Nero said.
"And I will train you in meditation and emotion handling, until you get a weapon with the Darkness element, I cannot train you in the Dark Slayer style." Vergil said.
"And as I will be training you first, I'm teaching you Ninjutsu, Taijustu, and the truckster and Swordmaster Styles."
Nero and Vergil stepped to the side as Dante began tutoring Naruto. "Okay, you've used an advanced Trickster move, Air trick, by instinct already, so you should have no problem doing what I show you. Now, the whole point of trickster is speed over power, and focuses your chakra into your legs, increasing the speed upon which you dodge and kick. While Trickster has no offensive moves, it's impeccable if your outmatched in speed and need time to get away or dodge. Watch me.
Dante showed Naruto Trickster as he began zooming all over the clearing in zigzag lines. He then jumped into the air and used a magical platform to jump even higher. He jumped once more and pushed off another magical platform and dodged in mid air. "Those moves, are, in order, Dash, Air Hike, and (I can't remember? Lol). Now create ten cones and have them attempt to do what I did." Dante said a she motioned Naruto to follow him to another part of the clearing.
"Now despite it's name, the Swordmaster style isn't just for swords. The whole point is that, depending on your weapon, you can use a more powerful set of moves, albeit a lot slower than your normal ones."
Dante tilted his left hand to his side while he held Rebellion and snapped his fingers. "Swordmaster!"
A red flash surrounded Dante before he began attacking a tree. Three normal attacks, followed by two wave-like strikes, a Million Stab, and a High Time. Dante then readied his sword like a baseball bat and charged it red with chakra before shouting, "Dance Macabre!"
Rebellion struck the tree and destroyed it, along with all trees in a twenty-foot radius.
"Bloody wicked!" said Naruto.
"Yeah, and that's just the single sword version, you still have to learn the scythe/axe/halberd and twin sword versions. Create thirty clones and my clones will teach them each the variations of Swordmaster for each of your weapons and follow me."
In yet another part of the clearing, Dante pulled out Pandora and aimed at Naruto. "Well for your first Taijutsu regimen, you will dodge bullets, missiles, and lasers from Pandora. This will train your reaction time, dodging skill, and stamina."
Before Dante could inject the foxy-devil with his chakra bullets, Lady, Trish, and Kyrie showed up. "So, you being here means the preliminaries are over. What's the verdict?" asked Naruto.
Kyrie looked at her grandson and answered. "Well, Tenten-san almost killed Zaku-san after he tried to force himself on her as they fought. He used his Zankuuha to rip Tenten-san's clothes so her chest was showing. Luckily for her, she was wearing armored sarashi so her breasts weren't visible. She then 'found' a scroll containing a long-range, and scoped, Shotgun. She then shot both of Zaku-san's arms off."
This confused the orange-clad devil. "How the hell did she find a scroll with a gun in it, let alone know how to use it?!?"
Trish stepped up. "That would be Lady's fault. She decided it would be fun to give the girl a 'present' since they are so much alike, being obsessed with weapons and all. When the girl was sleeping, she snuck a scroll containing the shotgun under her pillow and wrote on it, 'From a friend'. The scroll contained instructions on how to use and hold the gun."
Naruto turned his gaze to Lady, who rubbed the back of her head in embarrassment.
Rolling his eye, Naruto heard sobbing behind him to see Vergil…crying? He and son were playing a card game, Yu-Gi-Oh to be exact, and it seemed that Nero's Black Magician of Chaos had depleted the last of his life points. "Why can't I…ever win these games?"
"Just face it Dad, you may be a better swordsman than any of us, but we can beat you at any game. That includes video games and card games."
Vergil was about to retort when he saw everyone looking at him and holding in laughter. "What, I got something on my face?"
Everyone began laughing at the fact that the almighty Vergil had cried over losing a CARD game! "My reputation is ruined…" sulked the first wielder of Yamato as he retreated to who knows where.
"Anyways, what else happened in the matches?" Dante asked, wanting to everything, as always.
"Well, fatty got beat by the Hunchback Mummy of Otogakure, bugboy forfeited against kitty, the wannabe De. Dre got a bye, and well shy girl got nearly killed by the bishi fate worshipper." said Lady, calling people names as usual.
'Okay, so Dosu beat Choji, Shino forfeited against the babe form Kumo, Yugito. The ox-man from Kumo got a bye, and Hinata-chan almost got killed by that faggot Neji, note to self: Kick is Ass later.'
"Who am I up against?"
"Two people, first Neji, then Kirabi. You face them one month from now in the coliseum. Kankurou is facing Shikamaru, Gaara is against Yugito, Sasuke has to verse Dosu, and the two chicks from Sound are fighting each other." said Trish as she looked at her polished nails.
"Sweet! A Buffet of blood, I can't wait!" cheered Naruto.
His happiness was cut short as a rain of chakra bullets headed his way, which he was forced to dodge. "C'mon kid, we're gonna be doing this for the next entire month!"
'Well, looks like things are getting crazy up in here!' thought Naruto as he dodged bullet after bullet.
[Unknown Location]
"So are the preparations ready?"
"Yes, my liege. In one month's time, The Temen-Ni-Gru will be summoned in the center of the desert in Kaze no Kuni."
"Good. Do not fail me, Orochimaru. Or I will take back my promise."
"Yes, I understand my position, Lord Ghent."
"Very well you are dismissed." a large demonic hand waved off the Snake Sannin, who disappeared into the ground.
When no trace of Orochimaru could be sensed, a voice called out from behind Ghent. "I do not trust that snake, he is more of a loner than a team player, much like how your father was, Son of Mundus."
"My father was stupid, and the snake is but a pawn that will help us rid the world of the Sparda line. Even then, only you and he know my true name, most think I'm my father."
The figure stood up, revealing a tall, nine-foot humanoid clad in demonic armor that looked like it had screaming faces on it. His helmet was a pure black dragon's skull furnished with diamond spikes. As his red eyes gazed out into the darkness, he had only one thought. 'Soon, the Sparda line will be demolished and I will finish what my foolish brother, the Juubi no Daiyoukai, could not finish. So begins a new era!'
AN: Alrighty then! Here's the sixth chapter, which I think puts me at over 20k words for this entire story. Hmm, I bet you're wondering about Ghent. Well, let's just say that Mundus got a little giggity-goo before he died. Also, the other voice is Argosax, since in my storyline DMC2 never occurred because Vergil escaped from Hell when the mobster guy (can't remember his name -_-) tried to summon Argosax, so Vergil just ended his life right there. Anywyas, Read and Review, and if you're a female reader PM me ;);) LOL Just kidding ya don't have to.
Ja nee, Hollow91