Naruto Angelo Sparda Special, Gekijouban: Jack Attack!
By Hollow91
AN: Sorry for the long wait, here starts the special chapters that make up the 'movie' of my fanfic. I hope you enjoy it while I brainstorm scenarios for when we get back to Konoha!
=Opening theme: Setsugekka by Gackt [(dot)c0m/watch?v=FqImIaJlIu8] =
[Undisclosed Situation]
"Master Jack, everything is in order. Your droidemons are on their way to retrieve the girl from Miraigakure as we speak." came a raspy voice through the darkness.
Across from the owner of the voice, a pair of glowing silver eyes could be seen, square pupils spinning madly. "Excellent, dear Genshi. Make sure the girl's father does not get in the like he did last time."
"Yes, my lord." said the now named Genshi as he disappeared into the black shroud.
Jack stood up, his entire body covered by shadows as he seemed to stare at nothing.
"And so…tragedy bequeaths tragedy."
[On the road to Miraigakure]
The youngest son of Sparda, his twin, and the female devil hunter stood bored on the 'highway' to Miraigakure. The new hidden village had more advanced technology than all the others, hence the name, Village Hidden in the Future. But at this moment, Dante, Vergil, and Lady had other things on their mind, like waiting for the final member of their group.
They didn't have to wait long as a loud revving sound was heard and a motorcycle crashed through the trees across from them. Regaining his balance, the rider headed straight for the three before skidding to a top a few inches from Lady. Now that he was closer, one could see that the rider wore black, somewhat baggy, jeans, black Reebok sneakers, a black leather coat on top of an orange high collar tank top. He also wore a single fingertip-less leather glove on his left hand. As the rider took off his helmet, his facial features could be seen. With a chiseled face, tan skin, deep whisker-like scars on his cheeks, and cerulean eyes below his silver, almost lifeless, hair, he was the object of many young girls' and even some women's fantasies. His name was Sparda-Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto, son of Sparda Nero and Kyrie, descendant of the Dark Knight Sparda. "About time your lazy ass showed up!" said an irked Lady as she crossed her arms and glared at Naruto.
"Sorry Rei-chan (Japanese pronunciation of Lady (レイディ) shortened to just the first syllable) , I had to finish my three boxes of four-meat pizza before getting gas for PM-001 (Prankmaster Model One, Naruto's motorcycle)." replied the slant-eyed hero as he threw three scrolls to Vergil, Dante, and Lady.
When they unsealed the scrolls, three motorcycles, a red one for Dante, a blue one for Vergil, and a white one for lady, appeared. These were the DH-127 (Devil Hunter, Model 127), DS-001 (Darkslayer, Model One), and the KM-002 (Killa Mary, Model Two). Dante whistled in appreciation as he took a good look at his DH-127. "Damn kid, you sure know how to make bikes, gotta love using Kage Bunshin to read up on the anatomy and physiology of motorcycles, as well as other stuff."
"Well, I am good at mechanics."
Jumping back onto his own, orange schemed bike, he took off on the highway towards Miraigakure.
Vergil just raised an eyebrow before taking off after his great-grandson, followed by Lady and Dante.
As they arrived at the gates of Mirai, they saw what looked like mechanized demon attack a few civilians. "What the hell is this!?!" yelled Dante as he resealed his bike and pulled out Alastor before charging them.
Not about to be outdone, Vergil and Naruto followed suit after sealing their own bikes, taking out Yamato and Pariah respectively. 'Men!' thought Lady as she sealed up her bike and unsealed Killa Ann before blasting at a demon that headed for a young girl.
As Naruto stabbed a demon in the stomach, it burst into hundreds of tiny spider-like energy orbs before disappearing. 'Nanotech…?'
Dante saw the same phenomenon as he shot ten demons in a row while shouting, "Twosome Time!"
Vergil used Slash Dimension and took out a couple of demons, as well as the metal houses around them. "It would these demons are inorganic, how strange. They seem to be androids with demonic souls inside of them."
Lady sweat dropped at the fact that Vergil ignored the two or three buildings he had destroyed. "Aren't these similar to the Bianco Angelo, the armored demons Gramps fought during his time working for Sanctus?" asked Naruto as he decapitated yet another droidemon and sheathed his sword.
Looking around, he saw Lady pull out two grenades and back flip in the air before tossing them at three droidemons and blowing them into Oblivion. Dante summoned Agni and Rudra, then rushed into a combo, yelling 'SILENCE' at the end. He then looked at Vergil who unleashed a barrage of Summoned Swords, sending his enemies to back from wherever they came from. Sensing something behind him, he aimed his guns at a blue-haired girl that appeared. "Get Down!"
She did so and Naruto fired off a volley of rounds into the final droidemon that was about to attack her. Twirling his guns back into the holsters on his legs, he looked at the girl and smirked. She was around his age, and five-foot four inches. Her breasts were a large C-cup and she wore a civilian schoolgirl blazer outfit, but was all blue. She also wore "You okay, cutie? Gotta name?"
The girl blushed and replied. "Warai Sophitia"
"Well, Sophie, why don't you exactly tell me what in Sparda's name is going on here?" asked Naruto as he stared at the girl.
"It-it's my fault, no matter where I try to go, the keep following me because of my powers, and each village I go to keeps getting attacked. Eventually Me and my father get kicked out and we have to move somewhere else. Last time they attacked, father lost an arm saving me from the Nizameku, those mechanized demons you killed."
Naruto placed a hand on his chin in thought. 'It's obvious these Nizameku want something from the girl, but what is the question. I'll have to question her father.'
Dusting his hands for no reason, he looked at the girl. "Can you bring us your father?"
"No need, I'm right here." came a scruffy voice as a middle-aged man wearing a lab coat and a katana at his hip, appeared from out of the rubble.
He had black hair that was slicked back and refined, regal features. The most noticeable part of him was his missing right arm. "I'm Warai Hakumaru, and you four must be the group I hired to kill these demons, the Devils Never Cry?"
Dante replied. "Well, we're short three members, but yeah, we are."
Looking at his daughter, he told her to go look for survivors while he gazed at Vergil, Naruto, Dante, and Lady. "Follow me to my lab."
[Hakumaru's Lab]
The four men and one women took a seat in the lab chairs as Hakumaru looked at them and stated. "I assume you five know by now that there is more to this job than meets the eye."
"I could have told you that one, Doc." scoffed the only human female in the room.
"Yes, these demons are after my daughter, the S.O.P.H.I.T.I.A. Mark 001."
"The whatawhosawhereda?" asked Dante as his head was spinning from the information.
"Specially Ordained Personnel Healing Indestructible Techno-Interrogation Android, modeled after my dead daughter and infused with her soul and another item."
"What item?" asked Vergil.
"The…Philosopher's Stone." the doctor said meekly.
"WHAT! You let a near infinite source of power, money, and wealth be implanted into an android, what the hell were you thinking?" shouted Lady.
The Philosopher's Stone was a mystical gem with more chakra than 100 Kage and could turn any metal to gold, grant immortality, and any who held it destroy countries with a mere thought. "I…wasn't at the time, I just had to find a place to hide the Stone from his hands , and she was the perfect storage as her body keeps any emissions of the Stone's energy inside her body, her chakra, to be exact."
Naruto narrowed his eyes. '"His hands…who the hell are you talking about you cripple?"
"The demon known as Jack."
At this information, all four hunters in the room widened their eyes. Jack was a well-known demon throughout Makai, who was said to be one of Sparda's Devil Arms, before his spirit rebelled and searched for power. Sparda was thought to have sealed him away, but that didn't seem the case now. More than likely, Jack wanted the stone t get revenge on the descendants of Sparda and the ones they sympathized with, humanity. He was the creator of the Nizameku. "How do you know this?" asked Vergil.
"At first it was rumors, but now I think that the Miraikage, Hitada Genshi, is the one who unsealed him, since the attacks of the Nizameku are dying down to an almost non-existent level."
"And what purpose does the old fart have to unseal Jack?"
Looking at Dante, Hakumaru answered. "Revenge on me. Before he made Miraigakure, he was a simple man who had a loving wife. When his wife, Kamiko, died of an unknown illness, he blamed me, as I was the doctor who tried healing her disease."
Naruto sighed. Anyone that obsessed with revenge deserved to be destroyed, or they would create more suffering. "So what do you propose we do, Doc?"
Hakumaru rubbed his temples. "We need to confront the Miraikage, and get rid of him. One way, or another."
Dante clapped his hands and stood up, his leather trench coat swishing around his body. "I'm always up for a good ass-kicking!"
Vergil followed suit, shortly by Lady, and the rest. "Whatever, little brother. Just don't get in my way when I finish him off."
"I think you guys got it wrong, I'm going to deal the final blow." Naruto and Lady said at the same time.
They turned to each other and began throwing insults. The android creator looked at the group and sweat dropped. 'These are the legendary Devil Hunters? I hope the remaining members are more mature.'
[Devils Never Cry/Namikaze Mansion]
"U-um, hi Kirei-chan um I was just uh…looking at anime, yeah!"
"Nero-kuuun what have I told you about having Hentai?"
Nero gulped. "N-NO NOT THE FACE!!!!!" His screams could be heard all over Konoha.
"I really shouldn't have left my La Blue Girl DVDs laying around for him to grab…oh well." said Trish as she looked to her TV, where a tentacle monster began attacking a schoolgirl.
"Now why couldn't Hell have had these demons?"
[Miraikage's Office]
Hitada Genshi sighed. Even as a man with ultimate power within his grasp and a demon lord on his side, there was one enemy he could never defeat. Paperwork. In fact, only the Yondaime Hokage and Godaime Mizukage were ever known to defeat the grueling task. He let out a breath of relief when his secretary paged him. "Miraikage-sama, Hakumaru-san is here to speak with you."
'Out of the freezer and into the frying pan…Soon my vengeance will be fulfilled, Kamiko-hime.' "Send him in!" replied the Shodaime Miraikage in a fake happy voice as the man who killed his wife, in his mind, walked in.
"Hello, Genshi-dono…how are you?"
"To what do I owe the honor, Hakumaru-kun?" sweetly replied the avenger in a fake voice.
"I am here to get rid of you."
Now that answer wasn't what he expected. The doctor rushed the Kage and pulled out his katana, which was crystalline, and slashed, calling out. "Koori Nami!"
Half of the man's office was no covered in ice. "What is the meaning of this insurrection?" screamed an outraged Miraikage.
"I know of you unsealing the demon lord, Jack. In a petty act of vengeance, you tried to gain power by unsealing him and summoning the Nizameku."
Seeing he was found out, his faced became twisted in insanity. "You will die here, kisama!"
The man's body enlarged to five times it's original size and became ape-like and metallic. "Now, I am the power! You will pay brother, for killing my wife!"
The mecha-ape pounded his fists into the ground, intent of smashing the doctor, only for his fingers to be cut off. He culprit's were Dante and Vergil holding out Rebellion and Yamato, respectively. "Calm down, monkey! What, somebody forget to give you your daily banana?"
Vergil just sighed and dodged another swing from the Miraikage turned robotic ape demon. "Trash, only deserves to be taken out like such. Judgement Cut!"
A single slash was made before the beast could be heard screaming. "My eye, you sliced my fucking eye! I will kill you first!"
Naruto and Lady chose to reveal themselves, with Lady firing off two missiles from Killa Ann, Naruto riding one like a surfboard. "Here King Kong, time for some lunch!" cried out as he went into Devil Trigger and began using Pandora's Jealousy mode to riddle the demon with bullets.
Not wanting to be outdone, Lady used chakra to jump up on the ape's head. She took out two straps that contained five grenades each and stuck them through it's eyes. "My art, is a bang!"
A large explosion commenced and engulfed the ape in flames. But instead of it being consumed, it actually grew. "Idiots, I am no longer the idiot named Hitada Genshi, I am Ira, and anger is MY WEAPON!"
"Wow, someone ripped off the Hulk." said Dante as he stared at the demon.
"Heh, how about we finish this guy off?" asked Naruto as he summoned Vulpes.
"Just my line of thinking, Naruto-kun." replied Lady as she charged her demonic chakra and released her own Devil Trigger, encasing her in a scanty black and blue jester's outfit, and turned her skin pale white, with pure yellow eyes. Dante, Naruto, and Vergil copied her and unleashed their own triggers. "DIE!"
All four turned their eyes to the charging ape demon before slicing the air, Naruto with Vulpes, Dante with Rebellion, Vergil with Yamato, and Lady with the halberd on Killa Ann. The ape seemed to pause before a red 'X' of energy appeared in and on his body and he was destroyed, once and for all. "Just who the hell, do you think we are!?!" shouted the four, Vergil's outburst quieter and, in his mind, more sophisticated than the others.
Hakumaru was stunned. He had thought the hunters he had had hired were a bunch of idiots, but they destroyed the Miraikage turned ape demon with ease. "So what do we do now, Doc?"
"Normally we'd be done, but we still have to get rid of Jack."
Dusting himself off, he heard a scream from the other end of the village. "SOPHITIA!"
The doc immediately took off towards his daughter, the four hunters in pursuit.
"Let me go!" screamed the android-girl as a large oni, decked in silver armor that contrasted his red skin and black eyes leered at her. "Jack-sama said not to kill you, but he didn't say we couldn't have some fun with you." the demon licked his lips and went to tear off the girls clothes, but was interrupted.
"Hey you, lobster face!"
"The hell?"
In a slashing sound, the arm that had been holding Sophitia was sliced cleanly off.. Looking to his attacker, he saw the newest whitey to grace the Sparda line. "You bastard that was my fucking arm, I will…" the oni reached for the claymore behind him only for a woman's voice to call out.
"Ekkif! Now's not the time, grab the girl and let's go." said a woman, a succubus to be exact, with a female version of the silver armor the oni wore, her wings and tail sticking out as she moved a strand of purple hair out of her eye.
Ekkif scoffed. "Whatever…" he batted Naruto away and grabbed Sophitia once again before jumping in the air, only to meet Vergil, Dante, Hakumaru, and Lady.
The four launched attacks at the demon in an attempt to free the girl from his grasp, but when the smoke cleared a silver barrier was protecting the oni. "J-J-Jack-sama!" exclaimed the red-skinned demon as he looked behind him.
His master was wearing silver platemail adorned with gold trimmings and a golden 'J' on the chest. He had a large buster sword, pure black with a single red crack going through it, and a golden shotgun. His eyes, silver and spinning with his youki, were upholding the shield. "You fool Ekkif, must you always disappoint me?"
The shield dropped and Ekkif began stuttering. "B-b-b-but master, they are S-s-s-spardas!"
"I am aware of that you blubbering idiot, just get out of my way before I take your other arm."
The red oni, not wanting to lose his left arm, disappeared next to the succubus. Jack turned to the hunters and scoffed. "I shall take care of half-breed trash like yourselves."
In a clash of blades, Vergil rushed Jack, only to be blown back a silver aura. 'Nani?'
Dante proceeded to pullout Cerberus and flung the tri-partite nunchaku, only for it to hit a barrier that flashed red for a second. 'So his power is like my Royal Guard style, eh?' "Naruto, time to smash out the heat!" shouted Dante as he switched to the Doppelganger style and a pure black, ink-like clone of him appeared.
Nodding, Naruto summoned Gilgamesh from his Devil Bringer and rushed Jack, landing hits on the barrier until it shattered. 'Damn…' thought Jack as he had no choice and stabbed Naruto in the stomach with his buster sword, impaling him on a building. Using sheer speed, he grabbed the girl and teleported back to his group of 'motley buddies'. "Damn it!" shouted Hakumaru as he rushed the group blindly, ignoring the hunters' cry of 'No'. The succubus took out a hammer faster than the eye could see and knocked off his head, literally. The android-girl looked sick and screamed, "DADDYYYYYYY!" Before being knocked out by Jack.
"Let's go, Oazi. We still have much to do."
With that the succubus, the oni, and the demon lord disappeared. Dante shook his head while Vergil took the katana from the doctor's corpse and looked it over before tossing it to Lady. Speaking of her, she went to go pick up Naruto, who was 'dead'. She seemed to look him over before he startled her unexpectedly. "Did you know you grind your teeth when you sleep? It's sexy…"
Naruto's answer was a pistol bullet to the head. "Oh c'mon babe, it was a compliment!" said the fox-devil as the bullet was pushed of his head.
"Just shut up." said Lady as she blushed slightly.
Brushing off some dirt, Naruto looked at the other members of the group. "So what do we do now?"
"Isn't that obvious, we chase them!" replied Dante as he spun Cerberus around.
Naruto looked up into the sky and narrowed his eyes. 'I will save you, Sophitia.'
AN: Fo sho yo be ma ho, bizzle nizzle. My chapter is done, took longer than normal, I rediscovered Yu-Gi-Oh lol. Anyways, my thoughts on the latest Naruto chapter…
Good work on putting the Aburame and Yamanaka into the spotlight Kishi, but a SHARINGARM???
Sasuke: Karin, what does your scouter say about Danzo's Hax level?
Karin: ITS OVER 9000!!!!
Sasuke: 9000, that's impossible, he can't be more hax0r than me, I haz plot armor.
Danzo: Well I haz…PLOTKAI!
Yeah…anyway read and review or Gin form Bleach will skewer you.
Gin: Yummy, shish kabobs.