Some stuff is canon- Darknuts shenanigans and Delta versions of Puss, Perrito, and Lobo. Their life is based on an Italian story- Gate con gli stivali or Le Maître chat ou le Chat in French. But with references to the real-life movie Last Wish from fighting the crime mob (no fairy tale element in Delta version/ bo Shrek reference) to terms of mortality while fighting Lobo (Delta's Lobo is not death but Darknuts hopelessly asked him to be one).
But sadly darknut had to ruin the fun by creating this propaganda campaign by using innocent bounty hunters just to vent their hatred on Link. I find the online rivalry an insult since Puss feels like Link's fursona and he's a friend among the Na'vi with respect to Toruk Makto.
Good thing Jim is a freakin prophet for predicting this one-sided furry conflict- Neko girl attempts to dunk on a random avatar when Jake opens the door in the first film/ or Neytiri being a tsundere cat-girl with Jake (imagine her playing despacito with Samba de Amigo and It Vivo to show Jake what kind of skxawng is he ), two cat-furry like Na'vi (Jake is Na'vi) have fought with avatar-like recoms in the second.
I found clues for hypothetical conflict from the dark side of Sonic fandom- Neytiri talk about how badass the Last 'Shadow' is despite their escape from it and Jake tames it, in WoW is eclipse since Shadow is seen as a ray of sunshine or 'why so blue', third is Qaurch as avatar takes over Ash people. [Thank Eywa that the meme is dying, is going to be a dead horse by 2024]
*not that this is a practice for my Avatar-Rio fic but I promise no hostilities from darknuts
[What if grief has a deep end]
A pack of 4 teen dreadnaw is minding their business until one day they heard the growling sound, it was 27 ft in size with strips on her blue skin. She steels something, while the dreadnaw decides to hide hoping the beast cares less for her. She smell her intel the young smell caused her to a rampage as the turtles stayed below.
The beast in question is Glavenus, a carnotaurus with an armored tail. What the backstory remains a mystery. Some say he was a Sobek chief surviving in the hostel world described by Terra Novans, some say he was a Digimon gmo but the true story is right on his skin. His skin is similar to that of a carnotaurus but it seemed to have gem-like quality (a las Diamonds).
Glavenus is an interested warrior with that secret that is yet to tell…..a long time ago 12,000+ years during the dark era Terra Nova feared beast. There was a war against the Phoenix tribe that came to corrupt Terra Nova, they use a time warp.
They fight back with a young carnotaurus to save space-time from disruption but at the cost of the flesh-eating bull. There was a Phoenix solder Senda that found the beast's corpse,' I'm sorry that I send Terra Nova to madness, I just want my daughter back.'
Then a Goddess of Time Dialga came as she understand her pain,' Fear not my child, I understand you being used to rupturing the space-time for greed.' Then her wish was granted….but she took the form of the very creature that perused in the flames, she look for her kin for ages.
Then that's when she found it but
[Retcom Quartch's 'rival']
"no one can pass me.' Then Puss got in the way to cross while dancing,'arriba, arriba, andale andale.' The retcom calls his Dreamworks friends,' Son of a bitch, hey Madagascar zooies there is someone that wants to pick a fight.'
[Hylia's Avatar- Hyrule warfare epic trailer]
Neytiri narrates while strolling on the glowing coast,' Back then there were mighty heroes that fight to prove their strong hearts, now is all a mere fairytale. But there is a Legend that stood strong beyond time and space- The Legend of Zelda.'
Looks up in the Great eye,' Hyrule was a lustrous paradise that suffered from hatred and greed, Pandora was their only hope. This is a simple epic story with complexity that isn't for weak-minded, all those deep lore is hidden in plain sight.'
[Mechanical creatures from Zero dawn are marching for battle, they got tackled by vigilant emerald knights]
Jake narrates as he mounted on the back of salamance,' The flygon-riding space marines that have sacred creed give us warning about the darkness as they follow the will of arceus.'
[Electric lizalfoes/ xenoraptors heading for Gerudo town with an army led by Kitsune as they face to face with ultimasaur-like devil.]
Kitsune narrates,'Avatar of Rashiram proposes to seek balance but my allies turned their backs on the idea for hatred.'
[Zora led by Moana faces Mechagodzilla, and Link leads Darknuts with jaquins to battle the mechs and the invasive raybacks]
Elena narrates,' It appears hope came when Hero of Legend came for rescue until he was deceived by the will of Jaguar god. He was facing the destroyer but at the cost of the great jaguar warrior- MaoMao.'
[Hyrule when on fire when bear-dog and dire wolf darknuts plunder as Link has no choice but to fight. Army on the Ritos came with their Ikrans, Koati warriors lead by Link's heads to battle against the mach led by Vox.]
[Coatis and gems in Eldin made a truce as Volvagia heads to claw the lizalfoes and darknuts]
Neytiri- When darkness rises, light dawns. As Ewya has no choice but to call the jaguar slayer to stop this war of hatred.
[Jake and Link fight the Aztec-like darknuts side by side]
*Legend of Zelda intro plays with Avatar music*
[Turok reaches the triforce, symbolizing Hero of Darkness]
[Link and Jake]
Link-….
Jake= ?
(booth shakes hands)
Neytiri- Ma Jake how did you do that without checking whether he's cocky or not
Jake- [gives her a thousand-yard stare] I see a number of fears through his eyes, he's so broken that whether he deserves to be a hero of legend
Link- [respond in hyahs] Toruk….Makto, I hope that my dear brotherly last shadow takes me.
Jake- you have done enough brother
Link- Agree Hyrule's view of a hero is a mere fairy tale for children to be…
Lo'ak- bro is a good thing
Neytiri- [quietly angry] Lo'ak he might actually be militant like your father
Link- [looks down] The reason why I see as mere militant as in warrior is passion, I can't bare to see my people suffer in…. hatred and greed. I did everything with my strength to protect those that I deeply care about, isn't that what compassion is….
[Neytiri covers her mouth in horror as she can't bare what he's been through as a compassionate warrior]
Lo'ak- dude…. those are what my brother would say
[they hug Link as they see through him, Link remembers facing his enemies filled with hatred and greed]
[Darknut baiting]
Lo'ak wonders why Link is making paella,' Are you sure they take the bait, all warriors have inherited fear of the unknown and the face of death.' Link responds with slight frustration,' Of course, they will Jake jr, just look at them. There barbarians with the burning passion of one-sided rivalry.' Lo'ak sees carnage as his father beating the hell on the Darknuts, 'If you say so.'
Link giggle as he planted a plate of paella before a darknut gets in the way to swiftly get the bait,'arriba, arriba, andale andale.' Lo'ak process on what going on with bear dogs and wears jaguar pelts before gasping as Jake toughs him about the Aztecs.
Link interrogates Puss,' Come on man, we're brothers I swear. Jake's favorite film is Panda and Madagascar. I have nothing to do with this rivalry, Darknuts made me do it or they rip my heart and show it to me.' Link responded by petting to ease while he calms down,' You are a pussy cat but fearless, keep in mind that bravery is earned if you don't need power but courage to believe in yourself.'
Jake still looks stoic while puss explains with kitten eye,' You heard Link, they used me or rip my heart out since that's what Aztecs are.' Jake began to giggle,' I know you just trying to show courage by protecting your beating heart, but there is no competition mi hermanito.' Link sarcastically responded,' and I thought Darknuts worship cats as fearless as the mighty jaguar. Heck, no one in Hyrule sacrificed jaquins by ripping their hearts if they show timid nature.'
Neytiri is innocently confused since she sacrificed sturmbeest too during hunts by ripping heart and liver before eating it raw,' Is a sad story that you didn't need to die, I would send them to Eywa if I were you.' Perrito cheers them by explaining their dark quest,' Do they ever realize I'm actually the real hero of the story by comforting Gatito when he's facing the actual face of death.'
Neytiri was shocked about, 'tell me more, is there anyone that wanted to harm that poor palulukan nantang.' Lo'ak sympathizes with the animal mortality in Perrito's POV,' bro that's really messed up, thank you for helping the poor thing.' Puss star gazing with cute ilus hopping,' is a lovely place around, this guy lied that I'll die of boredom. So much for seeing through me.
Darknuts ambush as they accused Puss of traitor,' You dare turned our backs you little…., we are going to..' Gets shanked by Puss,' I make my own wishes you fiend.' Lo'ak whops as he blushes from the approval from his fan,' That's why you're so awesome whoa.'
[Link's rifle (as in sniper, not a conflict)]
Jake polishing his sweet-ass rifle, Link is amazed by it as it resembles that of the Hyrulian crossbow. He took some parts of the watcher mech parts with thunderwing parts, He grabbed the head of the watch while tinking lighting generators by shoving it. Jake wondered what his doing until his jaw drop at what e created, 'How..did you, How was this possible.'
Link responded, 'My kin are descended of Emerald Knights, space fairing marines that protect in name of goddesses.' I cocks his lighting blaster as he laughs, Lo'ak is amazed, and Jake wants to test.
[benevolence darkness]
Puss looks sad as he believes Jake straight up hates him that he asked Link,' Amigo, there is a question- does uhh…. Toruk Makto hate me.' Link pets him as it's making him purr,' Of course not little sword master, I like you but…. you have to realize that he could be unforgivable since Darknuts…. harassed Neytiri.
[some darknuts irrupted her singing before fighting them]
Gato is shocked about it, 'What do you mean.' Link explains, 'Darknuts can be so insufferable that it turns a benevolent one into a cold-hearted one. They're not the only ones that missing with him, there are invaders that caused him to pressure his own sons.' He nervously asked him,' Link…do you forgive me for….causing Darknuts to be insane that…'
Link covered his mouth as he stopped stroking him, Puss understand even Link has similar feelings as Jake. He silently moves away as Link exhales loudly, he spotted Jake fillet a fish before nuzzling his flank while purring. Jake spotted him before holding him like a sweet kitten,' Palulukan, Lo'ak was looking for you. What are you doing with Link.'
Puss has nothing to say before giving him kitten eyes,'awww, lesson epic cutie. I may not be the most forgiving but you understand that Link and I kept silent to show valor. It isn't a healthy way to express benevolence but it shows how we deeply care about those who we loved as wrath affects our feelings. I do care about you is darknuts that mess my view on you, so no hard feeling on you.' I try to make him feel better by stroking his back Link spotted Jake's soft side as Neytiri replies,'' I told you he can be soft.'
[Neytiri rage]
Lo'ak- come on Gato, she's okay with you
Puss- I don't know hijo, I think she kinda hates me because my Darknuts acquaintance spoke ill about your hermano. They never understand Neteyam was a symbol of harmony between humans and Na'vi
*drags him to Neytiri, gives her the kitten eyes*
Neytiri looks at him with tired eyes until she read his aura that he died- as 8 angel cats,' Puss….what happened, who hurt you.' Lo'ak explains,' He experience some recklessness to the point he saw death itself…by entering a tunnel.' She dropped her basket of fish to hug him, 'I'm sorry…..little palulukan, who knows what made the bravest animal so vulnerable.'
Neytiri asks Lo'ak,' Son, why didn't tell me or warn me about this.' Link comes in the explain,' That's because those reckless darknuts stole not just his dignity….. honor, those basters that could take a dear cat for granted FUCK.'
Neytiri began to connect the pieces about the poor cat's emotional vulnerability before realizing how Darknuts are using him as a psychological weapon,' Who in Great Mother's mind is this, what is this in their mind Link. WHAT IS THIS?' Link hard time since he infiltrated them and sees himself as an outcast, Puss purrs as he nuzzles her arm.
Neytiri felt better as he continues purring and nuzzling around her legs,' Is okay little palulukan, you are my fearless hero. You showed your patience with their containment even though you had acted like them. No hard feelings
Jake eavesdrops while shading a tear,' Eywa is understandable our animal brothers don't deserve to die, but using their mortality for granted should be sent to you.' Neytiri comes to Link,' Linky, it was never your fault for killing them.' Link looks down,' If only they ask them mercy before I finish them but they going to mess like this. That's why I'm here, I'm so lost in a conflict that they promised until….'
Jake comforts Link while Puss nuzzles,' Link I understand your pain, sometimes people that trust you are willing to hurt others. I…once liked a sky person but everything changed when I become a Na'vi, I thought I washing to be an outcast at my fault but….I come to Toruk Makto. Wasn't that how you proved yourself to Xo after… happened in Delta. I mean in Xo.'
Link understands his stoic nature,' I thought I was the reason to be silent but fierce.' Puss mews,' hey little one, you're my favorite fearless hero. Especially who knew how you figure out….' Lo'ak shows Avatar vs Puss video, link vomits from uttermost cringe and how insufferable Puss was viewed while Neytiri covers Gato's eats to protect his dignity.
Link responded to his complaints,' that psychological warfare in many levels according to Hyrule's military rules and codes. That's going to require brain bleach since your story has emotions as well, how I'm I going to respond to Pandora's hidden secrets by looking at it.' Neytiri comet him,' shhh… Don't let these darknuts get you personally, you not them…your one of us.' Jake shows Puss,' Look…look, explain why this palulukan ended up here since he like this place.'
[Sad wolf]
Jake is drinking tequila with Tonawari,' Jake Sully you came here because you realized that palulukan was used as an emotional weapon to bait you.' Jake tries to explain without his rage feeding him,'What's worse is that none of the 8 live that he cost meant nothing for them, stupid viperwolfs in their steel outfits.' Then a wolf on a cloak came in as Tonowari introduce him,' Jake Sully, I introduce you to…'
Lobo stopped him but encounter Jake,' Enough amigo, I need a drink. Hey…Toruk Makto let's just say that uhhh….' Jake s confused,' Lobo why are confused and sweating mate.' Whistles awkwardly before Tonowari nodes at him,' Alright amigos you got me, let's just say Darknuts got pueqiño carry away and want to use me to own Turok…'
Tonowari corrects him based on Jake's witness,' They use you as Jake's Death, right.' Lobo looks down,' yep, I never wanted to challenge my last shadow. Negativo, no señor.' Continue to whistle awkwardly as Tonowari gives him tequila,' Gracias, mi amigo.' Confronts Jake,' no hard feelings Joaquin de Turok.'
Jake felt totally cringed about darknuts shenanigans,' another drink mate.' Lobo returns,' On more thing amigos, there some darknuts that I predict an invasion but is going to be cringe as in the dark side.' Jake face plants,' Oh no, don't tell me is going to be shadow nuts, Lobo.' Lobo hides his horrified cringe,' I really need to move to this village as Tonowari's pet viperwolf- yip…yip…yip..yip….yip'
[Link's songcord]
Zelda- hey Link, why do you have a rosary on your belt
Link- oh that's actually my song cord, it records life on a song
Zelda- what is yours like
Link-…..[Fi's theme]
Thank you
For the nights of life
Thank you
For the days of life
oh Hylia oh Hylia
[If Link dies]
Zelda- Link you're going to be alright, Jake will patch you
Link- [bleeding out] Zelda…I'm scared, can you sing *gasp for air and hyperventilates*
Zelda-…
Oh youth, guided by a servant of the goddess, unite earth and sky, bring light to the land.
Oh youth, Shoe the two whirling sails the way to the Light temple… and before you, a path shall open
Link- Zelda…..…..[eyes dilate as he stops moving]
and a heavenly song you shall hear
Jake- hey…
Zelda- Link he's going to….[Link not reponding] Link….(sobs) LINK. HYLIA NOT LINK, PLEASE HYLIA
[Neytiri felt intense sorrow at how she lost Neteyam]
The darknuts will appear on Pandora but briefly, since small in numbers, they posed greatness as darkness but their hatred will send them into the void of nothingness. The implication no matter how much they worship jaguars- even ripping hearts, only going to prove their evil antics despite having trusted past heroes.
Darknuts theme is a somber/ depressing version of Lion King music when Simba reclaims pride rock, their hatred stems is overshadowed by the brutality of nature and promised lion/ cat will take over hence jaguar worship. Remember who you are, this gives them a grey shade of morality as there mere nuanced animals. 'True give searches what he gives.'
Darknuts takes over pride rock before roaring,' Remember….' The hybrid animals take over to claim the ruins, the Darknuts do Lion King carry to captive Puss before yowling.
As a casual Sonic fan, I fell bad to the dark side of Sonic fandom heading against Avatar 3, is like Shadow cheesing in Ganon's castle but is in OoT's fallen timeline- for emotional damage.
[Zelda finds Link]
Zelda- Linky, I need you
Link- Zellie here [gives her his bow] take this, protective people die
Zelda- Link, my green knight sobs
[Zelda sobs as Shadow understands since he lost Maria- the one who give shadow a wish]
Zelda- [smacks confused hedgehog] get away, never come back cries uncontrollably
Context- Shadow was in booth sides until he want to compete against Link despite Link wanting to be friends with him, but everything backfired when he indirectly caused booth Link and Sonic to die. Making Zelda the 'winner' to face Ganon but it cost her trust in the hedgehog with a depressing backstory.
Jake might have a three-dimensional benevolence- unforgivably protective but Lord Shinnoh is kind enough to 'spare' Darknuts because hell break loose if Neytiri was more involved. If she's more involved, they should beg for forgiveness before sending to Eywa- never speak ill of her children over jaguar worship.
Yes, jaguars in my Zelda fics are depicted as sacred animals, even Elena/ Rigby compares Link to a fearless panther- given his relation to the royal family. The idea of this jaguar worship is based on Maya-Aztec but the rivalry between worlds. The fearless of all is Mountainheart- Tepeyollotl, it makes sense that darknuts live in mountain regions.
Is it ironic that jaguar-worshiping darknuts are pitting themselves with 10 ft cat-folk that happened to be mighty hunters and brave warriors? It makes no sense when the Sullys take over the box office and sweep people's hearts, only thing it made sense is the avtrs soldiers in Avatar Reckoning or a straight-up lonely palulukan. One of the hard lessons of life with Neytiri to Link is that his rivals must be sent back to Eywa- especially darknuts seemly obsessed with fear and death as a consequence. 'Energy is only borrowed, one day they have it back.'
I'm feeling dead inside of realizing that line, Jake/ Neytiri feeding dead Neteyam to plants ripped my heart out. Not even a cute kitten can comfort me through the implications one of its lives is missing. One of the famous lost cat life is gigachad puss, keep in mind is a manifestation of one of his deaths. (is a good thing for darknuts to appreciate but they do it in the wrong way to bait Link or Jake). There shouldn't be a dumb rivalry from a depressing concept of death- is still a type of shock value.
Dreamworks I'm happy for you for the sheer angsty but Antonio's heart medical bills should be funded by you, seriously he got a heart attack years ago. The depressing part is Puss's arc in general but it did a great job with angsty, still don't compare the angsty of this movie with the epic of Way of Water just for shits and shock value. Puss in boots should not deserve to have a war to a movie based on the movie I fall in love 15, I love animated movies but I should have a taste of romance like a woman. No wonder Lobo is my favorite DW villain is not ideal to waste 8 healthy lives of a kitten.
(Zelda's technically counts as romance given the foundation from fairy tale-vibe in the 1986 game, Ocarina of Time Arthur-like medieval atmosphere. SS/ BotW decided to go full-on romanticism compared to the high fantasy that Twilight Princess got. )
Jake Sully is the only man I ever love since 2009 (since my teen years) right next to Buck the weasel and Ranger Rick raccoon, thank Hylia there was no rivalry. I'm reporting ASPCA on Dreamworks for snuffing 8/9 of Puss' lives because the poor kitty's emotion was too real than well-written. See I can still be Asperger-inducing quirkiness outside of my comfort zone over the general interest. General interest or casual is a kind way of saying being assimilated into social life.
