DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Star Trek: The Original Series or the song, which belongs to The Killers. I do own the revised lyrics.

A/N: I did this with disney songs and Naruto characters (see Dynamic Entries!) but I ran out of songs. I decided then I could do a Star Trek version. But I'm using just any songs. Enjoy!


"What am I?"

Original song "Human" by The Killers

I did my best to notice

When the call came down the line

Up to the platform with the party

I was called and I was kind

And sometimes I get nervous

When I see my captain sore

Close my mind, close my heart

Shut the door

Am I human or am I vulcan?

My sign is vital, my hands are cold

And I'm in my mind looking for the answer

Am I human or am I vulcan?

Pay my respects to peace and logic

Send my condolences to good

Hear my regards to work and duty

I always did the best I could

And so long to emotion

It taught me everything I know

Wave goodbye, wish me well

You've gotta let me go

Am I human or am I vulcan?

My sign is vital, my hands are cold

And I'm in my mind looking for the answer

Am I human or am I vulcan?

Will my logic be alright

When I dream of home tonight

There is no message I'm receiving

Will I know, is my mind still working?

Am I human or am I vulcan?

My sign is vital, my hands are cold

And I'm in my mind looking for the answer

I've gotta find out now

Am I human or am I vulcan?

My sign is vital, my hands are cold

And I'm in my mind looking for the answer

Am I human or am I vulcan?


A/N: Obviously this song is devoted to Mr. Spock. Yay! I know he already decided he's vulcan, but still, I had to use this song. Any requests are welcome, I will try to make them work.