Yosh! My second chapter! Everyone! Cheer with me!

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Fine! *goes in emo corner*

Rachel: *comes in a rolls eyes* stupid author a her stupids ways. What? You want me to do the disclaimer? #$%^ no!

Rose: Rachel...be nice.

Rachel: $%^# no!

Rose: Sercuity!

Naruto: *sigh* I guess I have to do the disclaimer. VicEveSamAlex does not own Naruto; Masashi Kishimoto-sensei does. She only owns Jake and Howe. Her friends (TheEnchantingNinjaPenguin, LunarRunawayHiri, and Sasuke Uchiha 7) own their own characters. You are free to leave any complaints or suggestions as long as they are not request for lemons and stuff like that. VicEveSamAlex may or may not support the views of her characters...believe it.

Rose and Rachel: And now ladies...and gentlemen, we like to present....Hiryu Yotaru!

Rose sighed as she watched Howe and Rachel sprint away. The gang or Ryukanata (Dragon swords), all slept over in Rose's mansion with Howe's brother supervising them. They just couldn't take the bus could they? She massaged her temples. No wonder they called her Sasuke (or Chicken-butt, SasGAY, Duck-butt, or cockatoo) she was the only smart one here. Being the shy and logical one, she was the dirty blonde haired Hinata of the group. She usually sported baggy jeans and sweat shirts that "supported the school". Sure, the Dragon Swords were all rebels, but they didn't have to be outspoken like Howe. No, she was the smart one of the group. She lied low, so the teachers wouldn't suspect anything. Looking out the window, she remembered when they wanted to give the school a black out. No one knew a blue wire from a red wire.

"Hurry up! A teacher is coming!" Howe whispered.

"Shut up!" Neon said angrily. "I'm thinking."

"Neon-er-Zetsu. A teacher is 3 minuets away." Shermin repeated.

"Shut up, Pein!"

Rachel cursed. "This closet has no damn light!" She rustled something in her pocket. "Ah!" A small flame enlightening the cramped closet.

Rose's stomach back flipped. "Rachel? Why and how do you have a lighter in school with you?"

"Er…"

Shermin rolled her eyes. "That's not good enough. Here." She lighting a gas burner that she "borrowed" from science and lit it.

"Guys! The mission?" Neon demanded scratching his orange ski goggles.

"Arghhh!!! Let's just push this button!" Howe stretched her hands to the DO NOT PRESS button.

"No." Rose softly said. "Here is how you do it." She cut some wires and rearranged them. Pulling levers, pushing buttons, and skimming labels, the lights illuminating the bottom of the closet turned off. Several shrieks reverberated through the hallways.

"Wow! You're amazing SasGAY!"

I sighed. Again! With the name! It's Sasuke. Not SasGAY. Or Cockatoo. Or Chickbutt.

"May I sit here?" asked a polite deep voice.

I looked up to see SASUKE? I blinked. Sure Sasuke was very handsome and cool, and he definitely wasn't part of the real world, but seeing him in the morning on my bus was just a little shocking. I had just managed to hide down the blush.

His eyes went wide but then he shook them off. "Rose..from…the?"

I gulped. How did he know my name? "Sure." I edged closer to the window.

He sat and turned away from the whispering fangirls.

"Are you one of the new students?" I asked.

He nodded. "Hn."

I gazed out of the window again. This was going to be a long trip.

NEON"S POV

OMG!! OMG!! OMG!!! The weather man was wrong! Wrong! I tell you! Wrong! It was not partly cloudy! It was really really cloudy! There were more clouds than the sky! So why did they call it just partly cloudy? It's just not right! The weatherman is a devil! A demon! I will kill him after I find a local Dunkin' Donuts store…and a McDonald…and…oh yes! I can't forget the local sushi place and that place with the ramen! Yes! Ramen, donuts, French fries, and sushi right before 7 AM is an extremely great idea! Why didn't I think about it earlier?

"NEON!" Shermin/Pein's annoying voice reverberated through the hallways.

"What?" I shouted back.

"Jake's driving us to school on the way to the veterinary."

I smiled. Jake is awesome. Not only is he crazy as I am, but he is an animal lover…just like me! I love penguins! Just like vampire ninja penguins! Yes, they do exist! Shut up! I'm not going insane! They live in Canada…and in my head. I tighten the checkered yellow and purple bandanna that kept my dyed blue hair out of my face. I wore a red polo T-shirt with white pants and a tool shed belt. No, I'm not an inventor. That's Howe…she's an inventor and an artist. I'm just the only boy treehugger in my school. That's all. No, I'm not weird at all. Shut up Voice #3! No one carries what you think! Yes, I have voices in my head. No, I did not eat sugar. I only ate 5 packs….okay…maybe 17….

"Hurry up!" She said waving her hands up and down like a cartoon character.

I sighed. "I'm coming woman! Hold your horses. What would Shikamaru say?"

She appeared right in front of me. "Well, I'll know what Temari would say…"

I gulped. I CAN do a simple math equation. Angry + Temari =Run like hell. See? I'm smart!

Leader-sama sighed. "Hurry up, Zetsu!" She said as I saw the last bit of her long hair flip away. I sighed. Leader-sama's real name was Shmerin. Yes…it's as real as my name is Neon. With her short brown hair in a ponytail with beads, one could hear the familiar clicking of the beads as she flew past you. Unlike SasGAY/Rose, she was proud to be different. Wearing a "DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?", "WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KONDLA BAR?", or a "TACO!" shirt with purple jeans were only some ways to show her pride.

I quickly ran into the car…literally. I rubbed my kneecaps. Ouchie.

"Hey Neo-er-Zetsu! Don't break my car little dude! It's my pride and joy!"

"Sowwrryyyy." I called over my shoulder and I scrambled into the care with Leader-sama/Shermin.

Jake/Gui messed up his always messy hair. "Alright, get in the car muchkins, those dogs don't cut open themselves…well actually there is this one dog…"

He paused looking at my alarmed expression. Instead of being the good honest caretaker of us, his mischievous grin only widened. "Don't worry kiddes, my life saving skills yesterday were 4 for 5."

"FOUR FOR FIVE?!?!?" I yelled. "What happen to the other animal.

He swung the ring of keys on his right index finger and started the car. "Hey! The average emergency ambulance people are 3 for 5! I'm better than them at saving lives!"

He quickly drove out of the driveway.

I twitched. "Gui? What happened to the other animal?"

"Oh…er…she went to kitty heaven."

"KITTY HEAVEN?!?!" Leader-sama screamed. "Oh! Oh! Can I go there! I always wanted to go to heaven with waffles in it!"

"Sher-er-Leader-sama? There are no waffles in kitty heaven…" Jake mumbled slowly as his brown eyes meandered over to the mirror on his right.

"Are you sure? How do you know? You never went there!"

Jake laughed. "Ah touché!"

I growled. "Stop stealing Iruka's lie!"

In the Naruto Abridged Series on Youtube, Iruka-sensei kept using the word touché because he was horrible at comeback lines, and everyone kept friggin stealing them! It was an outrage. I tell you. Outrage. People and their stealing lines problem.

Jake rolled his eyes. "Sure..."

I nodded. "That's right."

We talked in the car for a few more minutes as the beautiful scenery rolled by. Trees bursting with warm colors of the sun bent over our car, Canadian geese were flying south for the winter, and the leaves flew like sand in the wind. I could feel the wind flying past my blue hair as I strapped on my goggles and stuck my head out like a dog. The Pinelands was one of the most beautiful natural places I'll ever find in America. The wildlife and plants were amazing. It was wonderful to find an endangered species when I was out hiking in the woods in the back of Rose's mansion. I'm telling you man nature is one of the 7 wonders of the world…right on top of donuts.

"We're here." Jake said in a monotone voice as he listened for possibly the 25th time of Shermin playing the waffle song on her cell phone.

"Do you like waffles? Yeah we like waffles. Do you like French toast? Yeah we like French toast. Do you like Pancakes? Yeah we like pancakes. Do do de do. Do do de do. Can't wait to get a mouthful. WAFFLE!"

"We're here." Jake said in a scarier voice.

I quickly scrambled out of the car. Even though Jake's a vet, he's not a geek by far. He used to be a football player in college, and I really don't feel like being on the end of this punch this early in the morning. A good punch in the jaw could really ruin your day…believe it! Sorry that was out of character. I'm supposed to be Zetsu right? Er…what is he like! Got it! I'm going to eat you. There! I'm in character now.

Leader-sama squinted her eyes as she looked across the parking lot. "Hey, those are the new substitute teachers."

I groaned. Subs were the worse. Not only did they have no idea was going on, but they were so annoying. For example, Ms. Macky who everyone called bird lady. With her over-sized beak like nose and yellow shirt, she would ruff up her feathers and arrogantly strut down the aisles like a peacock. It was hideous.

"Hey! They don't dress up as teachers as all!"

I did a double take and switched my attention back to them as they strolled towards the middle school. They didn't even have cars! They walked here! I looked at their clothes. Bandages…headbands…masks…green vests and a kunai holster…oh god. Asuma, Iruka, Kakashi, Kurenai, and Gui were calmly walking towards the building.

Shermin was in very polite terms…freaking out. Oh right! She's a Kakashi fangirl!

"KAKA-"

I slapped my hand over her mouth. No need to get her all worked up and alert Kakashi that strangers knew his name. Seriously, what was it with these girls? Shermin was an Itachi and Kakashi fangirl. Rachel was a Hidan or Gaara fangirl. Rose as a SasGAY fangirl. And Howe was a Sasori fangirl! Honestly, women and their desperate "flight of love" as Jake politely put it. God, I was never going to fall in love…believe it.

Alright! The next chapter will be coming out soon!

A/N: Hiryu Yotaru means Flying dragons who live a wicked life)