Disclaimer: I told you before I don't own Naruto if I did Naruto would be skilled in Genjutsu, and dating Hinata and hachibi as an orochi and use sexy no jutsu more often, I just love a comedy.(when I first saw Naruto it was anime episode 1 initially I thought he ended up like that as a failed henge)

Chapter 1

It was a rainy night in Konoha. The rain kept the residence inside their homes even the ninja's are sleeping under the light drizzle of peace.

Not for one soul however as Naruto is running for dear life as shurikens embedded themselves on his back. Naruto flinched and fell on the muddy road.

Naruto looked back seeing his assailant slowly walking towards him with a sadist smirks. The 5 year old tried to move away but a pair of kunais impales both his knee caps preventing him from escaping Naruto screamed in pain as he slowly drags himself in to an alleyway before realizing it was a dead end.

Naruto can only lie on a nearby wall as the figure revealed itself to be a Konoha jounin.

He looked up at the rainy sky as the rain hid his tears. What have I done wrong? Thought Naruto. He looked up at the jounin as he saw the kunai raised above his head. The ninja yelled "Shine!" (1) and all fell into darkness.

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The jounin stood there are laughed and quite stupidly as well "Bwabwahahahakeke….. I did it. I killed the demon. HELL YEAH! Bwahaha" He was so into his successful murder that he didn't see 2 people crouching down at the corpse (some jounin).

He even only realizes that they are there when the female figure spoke "Do you think he is okay?"

"Konoha has fallen deeply" said a male voice.

The jounin turned around and yelled "Get away from that demon."

The pair was too busy removing the weapons off the boy's body. To even notice the jounin was there. "We need to have a word to the Hokage about this."

At this the jounin reach to his pouch for a kunai, but before he could reach it 2 serrated blades burst from his chest and his corpse wrenched away disappearing under the down pour.

After the female closed most of the wounds the pair head directly to the Hokage tower as fast as non-ninjas can go.

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Hiruzen Sarutobi was not having a good time stacks and stacks of paper work continually plague the Professor.

There was a subtle but firm knock on the door which drove Hizuren's attention away from the banes for kages.

"Come in, the door's unlock."

When the door opens he saw an oddly familiar middle aged man with an unfamiliar young woman carrying a very familiar person.

"NARUTO!? What have you done to him?" demanded the Sandaime.

The man scoffed at the old man. "I am Genji Hashi and this is my companion Minamoto Shakaku. We came to Konoha for a place to rest under this downpour and we found this boy slashed and impaled with kunais all over his body and since that only ninjas can use kunais and you're in charge of every shinobi in this village so- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?!!!"

The sudden outburst took the old man by surprise "What?"

Shakaku then walked forward between the 2 men and said "So, Can we work out a deal?" this left both men shaking in there boots.

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Rain quiet pattered down the window where Naruto slept peacefully then slash cause by the kunai cut directly through the seal in his stomach. As red chakra engulf and heal the wound the seal also altered both in form and function.

Naruto's eyes suddenly burst open revealing crimson slits with a sadist smirk. (For those who have trouble imaging this imaging I suggest the last scene in the movie the incredible hulk where Bruce banner mastered his control over hulk-supposedly)

FREEDOM!

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Somewhere in Konoha a lone figure is tying a corpse that is skinned, beheaded, disembowelled and disarmed to a tree in the middle of the rain when a black butterfly fell to its shoulder.

Noticing the butterfly the figure leaped into the air and landed on top of a building.

The butterfly then lands itself on the person's finger and then a voice came out.

Rakan. target acquired. There are a number of enemies that are a threat. Eliminate them.

Rakan stare at the butterfly as it disintegrated before saying "Mission acknowledge."

He then put his monstrous looking mask on that covers his face except his eyes and mouth.

He then sudden unleashed his wrist blades watching as the clouds disperse revealing a crimson moon

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Shine- not shine but shi-ne which is one of the few ways of writing die in Japanese.

Spoilers: Rakan, Ryu, Oyuki, Hashi, Tsuki, Arashi, Shakaku are actually all codenames of very powerful shinobis

Rakan: Founder of the seven swordsman of the mist

Ryu: an actual character guess who

Oyuki: aperson who created the Yuki-onna myth

Hashi: Actual character guess who

Tsuki: an actual character but wasn't that powerful so I boost her up this story guess who.

Arashi: Founder of the Fuma Clan (not the arashi in the fillers)

Shakaku: A geisha- scary one at that she can produce a sweet face with a demon level ki

Note: Ryu, Tsuki and Hashi are actual characters in Naruto just guess who they really are

Sry I updated very late I have no excuses except laziness, writer's block, and capped internet

I will also be adding more fanfics and hopfully more chapters