Sorry if this sucks. I don't own my friends or Naruto.

RACHEL'S POV

My stomach growled like an angry lion. Looking down, I poked it gently. Neon, Howe, Rose, Shmerin, and I were standing in the hot lunch line. I was starving to death! At our house, Neon is a threat when it comes to breakfast. As fast as Lee, half of your plate would be gone before you even noticed. Unfortunately, I wasn't fast enough to notice that all my waffles were gone. Stupid penguin demented boy.

NEON'S POV

"Achoo!" I rubbed my nose. Man! Someone is saying really positive things about me! (A.N: In some Japanese animes, people sneezed when another person is talking about them.)

HOWE'S POV

I tugged Rose's gray sweatshirt. "Sas~gay…."

She twitched. "What?"

"Fo~od….I'm starving….." My stomach gurgled. "See? It's talking to me."

She sighed. "And what would complaining about it help you?"

"At least you can suffer with me." I moaned as my stomach agreed.

She looked at me. "Are you kidding?" She went all Sasuke mode on me. "Hn. Loser. You aren't strong enough."

Her stomach also snarled in protest.

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I smiled. "Ha..ha…looks like someone didn't have a balanced breakfast."

She rolled her eyes. "Well Neon at all my waffles too. He's such a loser."

NEON'S POV

"Achoo!" I sniffed.

HOWE'S POV

"Well, at least he doesn't have a chicken-butt for a head. Poor chicken. Somewhere in Africa is a poor chicken going about without a butt. Cluck. Cluck."

Rose gazed at me and started to protest. "Sasuke's hair is not a chicken butt!"

I nodded. "Right! It's a cockatoo!"

She turned around and sighed. "At least I don't look like a girl."

Neji? I laughed. "Yeah. Neji does look like a girl with that ponytail and all." I screwed up my face so somber that people would have thought that a relative just died. "After all, his hair was…destiny."

The other duck-butted prodigy started cracking up.

RACHEL'S POV

I looked around the crowded lunchroom trying to find a spot to sit. Almost everyday was full. Preps were sitting in the middle of the lunchroom (cause they were in the center of attention) eating a billion dollored salads and gourmet smoothies brought from home brought their little daddys and mommies. Uh. I would die before I sat with them. What would Lee say? Right. They weren't youthful. I glanced at my right. Dumb football players were all sitting around with their jerseys and goofing around looking like they drank steroids everyday. In the corner isolated from everyone was a lone orange and blue ninja. Maybe, if I sat next to him, I would find out why Gaara looked like he recognized me.

As I swam through the mob of preps, nerds, losers, and teachers, I began to wonder why the lunchroom was packed. Usually, a 600-pound kid could easily stroll through without bumping into anyone. But now, the room represented Times Square during New Years. Girls were squealing in my ear about this handsome new boy. Apparently, they were trying to talk to them all at once. Poor guy. He's probably overwhelmed.

Suddenly, a figure shot out of the crowd as fast as a ninja. Howe clutched her lunch tray as the fan girls pushed her out of the way to see the new version of Brad Pitt. I could hear her mumbling some colorful words under her breathe in Japanese. She straighten herself and immediately plopped down on the seat next to Naruto.

NARUTO'S POV

I gloomily gazed down at the American fast food on my plastic tray. Gray and green mystery food looked back at me in sadness. Next to me were four empty seats. They were open and trying to invite people in, and yet no one wanted to sit with a loser like me. Sitting alone at the table without Iruka, Sakura, or Kakashi hurt. Iruka and Kakashi all had classes to teach and didn't have anytime to worry about me. Sakura was off with some girl named Stephanie. Sasuke-teme was getting all the pretty girls here and everyone thought I was a dork. It was swing at the ninja academy all over again.

Squeak! A chair suddenly screeched across the floor. A girl plopped down next to me and started eating her food with disgust clearly written on her face. Another tall woman sat down with her.

I looked at the girl closest to me. She was wearing a bandanna and her sweats and shirt that the people hear called at "T-shirt" was caked in paint and clay. The other blond-haired girl was wearing heavy metal non school appropriate (what-ever-that-meant) clothing.

Their heads swerved around to glance at me as I copied their movements. Our eyes widened in shock. Howe choked on her water. Like a round O, Rachel's mouth was open and trying to catch flies. I had on an oh-my-god-it's-them look on my face. Jumping up out of our seats at the same time, pointing at each other, and reading each other's thoughts we all said.

"Oh Kami! (Rachel said Jashin) Can I have your autograph?"

"Wait!" Howe turned to Rachel. "Are you seeing the same thing I'm seeing?"

Rachel nodded. "Yep! Sure am!"

Howe shoulders dropped in relief. "Thank Kami! That means I'm not going crazy."

Rachel turned to Howe. "No! It just means we're all crazy together!"

After an exchange of autographs and secret handshakes, the trio sat down and started talking as if they had been friends since kindergarten. Rachel and Howe accepted that a character from an amine/manga popped up in their world. They weren't surprised at all and acted like it happened everyday.

Later on Neon, Shmerin, and Rose eventually joined them later. They were also cool with Naruto, who was a fictional character, eating lunch with them.

"What the heck is the food?" Naruto asked as he poked in with his fork.

Shmerin also poked it with her fork. "Um…I think its chicken…I think."

Howe looked at the grayish-redish-brownish-greenish thing in front of her. "Nah…It's pig."

Rachel stabbed the whole thing and swallowed it whole. She dismissed the look of horror on everyone's face. After the poisonous-looking substance traveled down her throat, she cocked her head to the side. "Tastes like snake's tongue…no…maybe its polar bear barf that's been eaten by turkeys."

Naruto looked at Rachel in horror.

Neon laughed. "No! It's vegetables…that…look…like...a monkey's butt. Holy bananas! Did that thing just move?!?!?!?!?"

Rose pushed her plastic tray away. "Hold on." She pushed through the crowd of fangirls and glanced at the menu. When she came back she looked a little green. "It's beef."

The group dared a second glance. "THAT THING IS BEEF!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Apparently…" Rose mumbled.

Grrrrr…

"Did the thing just talk?!?!?!" Naruto shouted in alarm.

Howe turned green. "Guys? I think the green stuff is mold…."

Rachel smiled. "It tastes wonderful." Without turning her eyes off of Naruto, she swiped Shmerin's meal without her notice. "Very good." She swiped Rose's food.

During the whole day. The teachers were all replaced by the Konoha senseis.

Kakashi for Reading….

"Put down that Icha Icha Paradise book, you perv!" Rachel yelled. "It's illegal to do that in school!"

Kakashi didn't look up from his book. "Detention."

Rachel glared at the ninja. "For what?"

Kakashi finally closed the book and looked up. "Number 1: You are chewing gum. Number 2: You didn't raise your hand. Number 3: Your clothes aren't school apporiate. Number 4: You arrived late for class."

"What?"

Kakashi sighed. "You think you get it, but you don't get it which is not the same thing as getting it...get it?"

The whole class stopped writing essays to ponder what Kakashi said.

Rachel laughed. "That's what you told Sasuke-teme!" (Teme means bastard.)

"Detention for cursing in school."

"What?!?!?!"

Asuma for health…

"That's the reason you shouldn't smoke." Asuma said as he concluded the lecture. He dug a lighter out of his pocket and lit his cigar. "They'll kill you."

Neon raised his hand.

"Yes. What do you want?" Asuma said as he puffed on the cigar.

"You shouldn't smoke...they'll kill you."

Asuma chuckled. "Oh, I'm not going to die from smoking." (NTAS joke)

Neon frowned. "That's not youthful...believe it!"

Asuma nearly choked on his cigar. "Detention.'

Neon gasped in horror. "For what?"

"For...er...failing a test."

"But I got a 8-"

"Detention for back-talking to a teacher."

"What?!?!?!"

Kurenai for Algebra…

"Man! That lady is super nice isn't she!" Shmerin whispered to Rose during the test.

Rose growled. "No talking during the test. I'm solving problem number 3."

Shmerin laughed. "Don't worry we won't get-"

Kurenai slapped the desktop behind them. The duo turned around and gulped.

"Detention. There is no talking during the test."

"Nani?"

"Darn! I told you not to cheat Sasuke!"

"What? I didn't cheat itachi fangirl!"

…And Gui for…gym.

"What?!?!?! You guys don't wear green spandex as your uniforms! That's unyouthful! 200 laps around the school…backwards!"

"Heck no!" Howe said.

"Detention!"

"NANI?!?!?! Detention! What the heck did I do?"

"You weren't youthful! 10 extra laps!"

"What? Does the Hokage even allow this in Konoha?" I demended.

"Yes she does." He nodded.

I growled. "That's not right....it wasn't destiny."

His eyes widened. "20 extra laps."

"What?!?!?!?!"