A/N: Okay, this is the longest chapter I've ever written (4,193 freakin' words). O.O Sorry if this late, I had lots of homework.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Rachel, Rose, Neon, Jake, or Shmerin. I don't even own myself. Apparently, Rachel bought me off of Kakuzu on ebay. TT3TT. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. I only own the ideas.
Let the story begin!
"So wait, we are both animes. You guys are from the Naruto world, and some sort of weird justu teleported you guys here. In our world, you're the anime. But in your world, we're the anime. Is that correct?" Rose explains.
Kakashi nodded, clearly thrilled that he wasn't dealing with an idiot. "That is correct. Everyone here: Iruka, Gui, Kurenai, Asuma, Gaara, Temari, Kakuro, Lee, Neji, Tenten, Hinata, Kiba, Akamaru, Shino, Shikamaru, Ino, Choji, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and myself were all on separate missions. Gui with his team. Kurenai with her team, etc. etc. But, from what we gather, a small team of sound ninjas, about 3 each, preformed a Kinjustu created by Orochimaru."
Rose nodded. "That makes prefect sense. After all, Orochimaru has the ability to perform at least one Kinjustu as noticed in the original series. If you have power over sound and other important elements like light, it is very probable that he could create some sort of gapping hole in the universe to transport objects to different worlds."
Shmerin scratched her head. "What's Kinjustu?"
Sakura started to explain. "Well, for you nonninjas, a justu is a-"
Rose interrupted. "Kinjustu is a type of forbidden justu banned by the Kages. Performing, researching, and making Kinjustus is a forbidden act unless a Kage issues it so. It is banned because they cause major damage and large amounts of chakra; sometimes it can even result in the wielders death. Orochimaru's Edo Tensei is an example of a Kinjustu."
Sakura glared at Rose in horror. Not only did a non-ninja explain the definition of Kinjustu, but she explained it better than anyone in this room.
Instead of admiring Rose, Neon and Hiri began to laugh. "LOL! (That's seriously what they said.) You are such a nerd!"
Rose huffed.
"But, wait! How did you know that we knew about you guys?" Howe asked.
"You all talked to each other in code names, you all referenced to Naruto, and acted like the characters." Azuma said.
Kakashi stepped in. "As you can see, we are not part of your world. Therefore, we have to create a justu to teleport us back to Konoha. I'm sure the jonins and I can manage to create such justu, but it'll take months-"
"Sure! Stay at our house!" Howe exclaimed.
"You BAKA! BA! BA! BA~~~~KA!" Rose shouted as she karate chopped Howe's head. "That's my house! Not yours! Jake would never allow them to stay!"
Hiri nodded. "Yeah, SasGAY, Suckra, and InoPig can live like hobos for all I care."
Sakura and Ino laughed. "Kakashi-sensei," Sakura stated. "Some of the girls at the Ninja Academy-"
"-school," Shmerin coughed.
"-school alreadly invited Ino and I to stay at their house for as long as we want. We will be fine as long as Sasuke comes with us!"
Kakashi nodded. "That sounds fine. Ino and you can stay at another house. That would lessen the load."
"Thank God…" Neon exhaled.
"We'll need to call Jake for his OK." Hiri muttered as she leaned against the opposite wall, folded her arms, and posed like a gangster.
Nodding, Shmerin reached into her back pocket of her jeans and whipped out her cell phone. She quickly dialed Jake's work number. Then, she threw it all the way to the other side of the room at Hiri. Acting cool, Hiri lazily caught it with her right hand (earning an applause from Lee). She switched the tone to speakers so everyone in the room could here.
"Hello?" Jake's voice crackled from the speaker. "What the flying monkeys of the Wizard of Oz do you want Hiri? Please don't tell me you need me to bail you out of jail again. That officer was NOT happy to see me." Jake's voice came out of the red phone, scaring the ninjas senseless.
Naruto gulped and remembered the rescue-Hiri-from-jail arc that was 2 volumes long.
"What?!?!?" Hiri laughed nervously. "That was an accident. A total accident! I did not know a rocket launcher was that cool, I mean, dangerous."
A squawk spilt the air as an angry snarl followed it. A struggle, a rooster call, and a few curse words filled the air as the room was silence…waiting for an answer.
"You stupid rooster! Die! Die! Eat the silly pill! What? Speak louder Merry! The duck's got the tranquilizer gun?!?! How is that possible? It got a broken wing, didn't it? What? It shot the cow and horse? Wow! What incredible aim! Uh, no, I mean, stupid bird! Do whatever you can to stop that silly thing! CCCaaawwwwwwww!!!!! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You crazy bird! Shut your silly trap you dope!!!! Choo… What kind of pathetic crow was that?!?!?!?!?!"
"Um…Jake…did you put the phone on speaker?" Rose asked.
"What? Choo… Yeah I did. Shut up bird. I have a dangerous needle and can kill you. Yeah. I'm on speaker. Sorry about that. I'm still at work. Shut up! Shut up! Choo… That wasn't me. That was the rooster. Merry! Can you take over!!! I'm on the phone! Thanks! What do you guys want? Are you guys in detention?"
"Hahahahahaha…" Howe laughed nervously. "A reallllly really funny thing happened today at school and-"
"I knew it." Jake sighed. "What did Hiri do THIS time?!?!?!??!"
"What?!?!?!?" Hiri yelled. "It wasn't me! I swear! I didn't do nothing!!!"
"That's a double negative." Rose mumbled.
"Anywho. We're asking if a few people can stay over." Shmerin bluntly asked.
"Well, how many?"
"Uhh.." Neon did a head count. "19 people."
"How old are they? What are their genders? Are they safe to be around? How well do you know they?"
"They're fine. Trust me." Rose said calmly. "There are 5 adults coming."
"Well, do they watch Monday night football and drink beer?" Jake asked.
Rose glanced at Asuma who had a confused expression on his face. "Yeah…they love football."
"What team are they rooting for?"
Rose gulped. "All different kinds."
Hiri sighed, knowing Rose's lack of sports' intelligence. "Giants. Eagles. Cowboys. Stealers. You know that sort of stuff."
"Good. They aren't Raiders fans. Well, sure they can come over. Stupid rooster…gave me a stupid cut. Stupid life. Stupid. Stupid. Oh, got to go, the duck with the tranquilizer is still here. Damn that-"
Rose hung up. "Yosh. Let's walk to the house."
"Dun ie sha! Chou te ma day!" (A/N: That's not how to spell it, but that's wait a minute in Chinese and Japanese. Howe shouted as she made an X with her arms.
Kakashi looked at Howe in confusion. "What?"
"She can speak fluent Chinese and a little Japanese; English is her second language, so sometimes she slips." Naruto explains as he remembered volume 1.
"Sorry. Gomen nasai. Debuchi." Howe repeated in three languages. "But look! There is one thing we have to do with them."
"What?" Hiri asked. "Throw them off a cliff?"
Rose sighed. "Their clothes. That's what's it. Sooner or later, people will discover that people in Japan do not wear ninja headbands and kunai holsters. And the fact that we aren't the only fangirls here."
Sasuke and Kakashi shuddered in horror.
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my kunai; I'm stab your eyes out!" Shmerin sung as she pretended to stab Sasuke's eyes out, referencing to the part where Itachi wanted to take Sasuke's eyes in the Shippudden series.
"Shmerin, no spoilers! They just finished the Chunin exams arc! Don't tell them about the Sasuke vs. Itachi arc in Shippuuden!" Rose yelled.
Next to them, Shikamaru and Howe were discussing tactics about Go and Shoji.
"Yeah, I understand the monkey jump, but in what type of situation do you use it?"
"Well, it's really troublesome, but it depends on the area. You have a Go board at home? I can show you."
"Really? I can't wait. I'm not that good capturing the stones."
"So, if we all come together, we know what to do! We all come together just to sing we love you. So, if we all come together, we know what do. We all come together just for you." Hiri sung.
"Sailing round and round the 7 seas, chasing all the girls, and making robberies. Causing panic everywhere we go, party hardy ho on Titantic!" Neon joined.
"Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing. Drinking, drinking, til the ship's a sinkin'. Gambling, stealing, lots of…" Howe trailed off, too embarrassed to sing the last part.
"Sex-appealing!" Hiri sung like a drunk.
"Come let's sing the sailor song!" Hesper, Shmerin, Neon, and Hiri finished dramatically.
Kakashi and Asuma looked at the gang in horror. Kurenai slowly raised her hand to her mouth and tried not to laugh. Ikura had a sweatdrop on his head. Gui was doing his Gui pose.
"I refuse to participate." Rose sighed.
"Wow! Who built this mansion?" Iruka exclaimed as he rubbed his hand over the marble tiles.
"Since Rose's parents are rich archeologists, they lent us money for supplies. Rose's the smart one here so she designed the basic structure. Howe's the one do did all the designs that make this place look like Bill Gate's summer house. Neon, Howe, Jake, and Hiri built the place while Rose supervised and Shmerin bought the furniture. For the legal contracts and stuff…Hiri took care of the real estate and the lawyers. It was the Hiryu Yotaru anime special #2." Sasuke stated.
"Here we are! This is my house. Leave your shoes at the door. Dinner's at 6. There's a pool, basement, playground, etc. Don't go into the room in the basement, that's Hiri's secret room. You guys all split into groups to sleep. Sasuke, Naruto, and Kakashi in the room to the right of mine which is the 4th floor. Neji, Lee, and Gui in the room to the left of Howe's room which is the 3rd floor. Shikamaru, Choji, and Asuma sleep in the guest room that's next to the room that Team 7 is in. Kuernai, Temari, Tenten, and Hinata can bunk in the ultra large room near the training room that Hiri uses for matrial arts that's on the 2nd room. Gaara, Kankuro, and Iruka can hang in the room right of Neon's room that's on the 5th floor. Kiba, Shino, and Akamaru can sleep on the ground floor bedroom next to the living room. Any questions? Now, I suggest we first do homework. Jake will be coming at 6 o'clock if he's not hanging out with his drinking friends. Tonight's dinner is pasta and there are 10 bathrooms in this mansion, so that will be enough for all of us. Since tomorrow is Saturday, we'll go shopping for food and clothes." Rose said.
"Yes mother," Howe said with big eyes.
"Hey! Who died and made you queen?" Hiri shouted.
"Can you repeat that again? I didn't catch the first part." Shmerin snickered.
"But, I hate homework." Neon moaned.
They gang and Naruto people spilt up, each going their different ways. Loud rock music (Numb by Linkin' Park) was blaring out from Hiri's room, earning several complaints and causing Hiri to turn up the volume. A screaming drill and Japanese rock music (Naruto Shippudden #1 theme song: Hero's Comeback) blasted out of the backyard. Some barking came from the third floor. Pop music was blaring out from the roof, trying to outdo the rock music. An explosion (followed by cursing) of black smoke erupted from the lab room.
Rose was in the lab room experimenting with some toxic chemical compounds. The dim room held vials of colorful chemicals causing the them to look like Christmas lights. A large cauldron-like pot with three legs was bolted down in the center of the room. Bubbling, green liquid and purple bubbles spurted out of it. Rose stood at a counter with her hair in a ponytail; mumbling to herself, she mixed two liquids together. Sitting on the couch, Shmerin, the multitasker, was drinking soda, typing with her left hand, texting Jake, and listening to her Pop music. On fanfiction, she starting typing her fanfiction about Akamaru (Joey) getting lost in the woods without Kiba. Outside, Howe was working on her newest weapon yet. Watching carefully, she bent the metal in all types of shapes and forms. Neon was playing video games downstairs as he inhaled a whole burrito. Hiri, being Hiri, was multitasking too; she was illegally downloading songs, buying illegal weapons, and doing more illegal things that the author can't say because the stuff is R rated.
The gang and Naruto people were doing pretty well with each other. Akamaru and Shmerin instantly connected. Hiri became best friends with Temari. Shikamaru was playing Go with Howe (And guess who wins people. The genius with the 200 IQ, or the idiot.). Lee and Neon were talking about youth, lotuses, and of course green spandexes.
Although they all had fun during the day, there was one particular thing. While Howe seemed so upbeat with Hinata, Naruto, and Shikamaru, the moment Neji entered the room she paused in midsentence and walked out. Hinata was getting worried.
"OMG! OMG! What if you could summon giant chickens?" Howe said as her arms flailed around.
"That would be awesome, believe it!"
"You two are so troublesome. I would summon a deer."
"Mleh. Shikamaru, you're such a downer." Howe pouted. "I would want to summon ramen."
Naruto nodded in agreement. There was nothing more holy that ramen.
"Like this! RAMEN NO JUSTU! And then ramen will fall out of the sky!" Howe shouted as she waved her arms around.
Shikamaru sighed.
Hinata smiled. She was exactly like Naruto.
"AND THEN-"
Neji entered the room. He wasn't looking in her direction at all. He was merely innocently passing by to the bathroom.
"siludtgaw;oeruynawo;ryiwnmembemmermemmmmmm…" Howe trailed off and sat back on the couch. She wrapped her arms around her ankles and curled into a ball. Her eyes became misty. Gazing at a vase with an orchid, she looked like she was miles away in some far off land. She then bowed her head so her messy hair covered her eyes. Naruto blinked, noticing her sudden state of depression. Shikamaru, who was lying on the floor with his hands behind his eyes, directed his gaze at the depressed girl. Hinata frowned and her lips pursed. The others in the room, Shmerin and Rose sighed and shook their heads, apparently knowing what was wrong.
HOWE'S POV
Neji scared me. He really did. Everything I saw him in the anime I would shiver and glare at him with daggers, hopping that somehow he would die. He was so mean to everyone. Lee, Naruto, Hinata. They were so nice in the anime. In some way or another, I resembled them greatly. I had the same shade of hair as Lee and same energy (though I didn't go on and on about youth). Naruto and I were pranksters, lovers of ramen, and were loud. Hinata and I suffered greatly from our families.
"You're a failure. Once a failure, always a failure."
"Fate is something decided at birth and that no matter what one does, people cannot escape their destiny."
I tighten my muscles and gritted my teeth.
"That's not your fate. You're going to become a scientist, win a noble peace prize, get rich, have a husband, and make your mommy and daddy proud."
"What is this garbage? Haven't we told you to stop dreaming or is your skull too thick. Give up! Mommy and I have your future planned out."
"You can not escape your destiny, Howe. Now shut up and eat."
"No. I won't allow you to go. We've going to sign you up to another better school. It's called St. Jospesh's Private School for Physics and Science. You'll be our like scientist! Isn't that great?"
I tighten my grip.
"NO! I'm going to be an artist, believe it!"
"Stop! That hurts! Stop it! Stop it!"
"I don't care about destiny! What did it ever give to me?"
"You aren't my mommy and daddy! I'm going to run away to Canda to find my real mommy and daddy! Then they'll put you in jail and kewl jow! Then, you'll be sorwy!"
"I'm leaving this stupid place mother and father. I have no intention of being your little doll that you can dress up and play with. I've have enough with you running my life. It's about time the caged bird opens the cage."
Normal POV
Hinata looked at Howe in worry. "A-are you o-okay, Howe-san?"
She suddenly uncurled herself. "Yeah, I'm good. Just thinking." She looked pale. "I'm just hungry."
Rose exhaled. "Hey! Jake just finished cooking dinner! Italian tonight!" She nervously laughed as if nothing was wrong.
Howe cracked half a smile. "Yeah. Gotta love those crazy Italians."
"Hey! I'm Italian!" Rose retorted.
Howe's smiled widened. "That would explain a lot."
SHMERIN'S POV
That could have been so much worse.
"No!!!! Howe, don't kill Neji!!!!" -Shmerin
"I'm going to rip his head off!!!!!" -Howe
"Please, don't be all anti-Neji now of all times!" –Rose
"I hate your destiny!" –Howe.
"Calm down!" –Rose
"Never! Destiny ruined my life!" -Howe
"Okay ladies, gentlemen, and unidentified objects," Jake mumbled as he gazed at Neon who was talking to a plant. "Today's Friday night football! Woot! Woot! Any bets? 5 bucks on Eagles?" Jake asked.
Jake was wearing black dress pants completed with a black belt. He also had a formal blue, striped, long-sleeved shirt with a black tie (he just came back from work. His yellow and brownish hair was one of the messy types. Sparkling blue eyes matched those of Rachel's. The Prince-Charming of the gang had a "Kiss the Chef and you die" apron tied on. (No, that's what seriously what it said, "Kiss the Chef and you die." Rachel suggested it! ^.^")
"Nah, baseball fan." Rachel murmured as she straighten her Jashin cap.
"10 on the Cowboys." Shmerin spoke with long noodles hanging out of her mouth.
"Don't be vulgar." Rose said across the table.
Neon has somehow multiplied his arms and was stealing everyone's rolls. His hand reached 3 seats across to Rachel's plate and plucked the white roll off. Then, without her realizing it, he swallowed it in one bite.
"HEY!!! YOU PIG! GIVE THAT BACK!!!" Rachel clawed at Neon who was behind Kakashi.
"Mmnmmn!" He said with his mouth full. (Rough translation: No I didn't steal your precious roll of muffiness. How dare you accuse me of stealing something! I'm just a poor innocent teenage boy who's a treehugger. You want to know who stole it? Ha-ha. Mr. Sniffles and Jeffery the Sork stole it. Yup. I saw them with my own eyes. I swear.) He stole Shmerin's apple.
"HEY!!!!!" Shmerin had a fork in one hand and a knife in the other. With one foot on the table, she pointed her knife at Neon with sharp teeth and angry eyes. "That's my apple you baka! Give it back!" She threw the fork at him, which missed and got stuck in the wall.
"OMG!" Howe shouted recovering from her emo state. "Can we have a fork fight?"
Jake sighed. "Fine. Here are the rules: Do not throw food."
"Snap," Neon murmured as he stowed away the cream pie he was going to throw at Sasuke.
"No dangerous knives."
"Snap," Rachel said (actually, she cursed, but I'm just put snap) as she removed the 8 butcher knives.
"Don't touch Lucy."
Shmerin snickered. Jake named his plasma TV Lucy, after his ex-girlfriend. Apparently, he loved his Monday night football more than her, making her leave Jake for some other dude. (Which, by the way, was completely true.)
"And other than that you're good." He waved the frying pan in the air. "Let the game begin!"
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Using sharpened chopsticks like senbon, Howe threw two at Rachel.
Lunging across the table and grabbing a frying pan, Rachel used it like a shield. The wooden "senbon" harmlessly bounced. "Hah!"
Suddenly, using a spatula, Neon wielded it like a two-handed sword and tried to hit Rachel, but to defend herself, she used two chopsticks that were found on the floor. Forming the chopsticks in the letter X, she disarmed Neon as the spatula flew in the air. Then she aimed the chopsticks at his eyes. Neon grabbed his orange Obito-cosplay goggles and put them on. Howe was fencing Naruto with a fork while Naruto was using an egg whisk, and were both trying to aim at the vital spots. Shmerin was trying to find Jeremy….the spork.
Sasuke and Rose was sitting right next to each other, refusing to participate. They calmly dodged the forks, chopsticks, butter knives (They weren't considered dangerous knives), spoons, ladles, spatulas, pans (are those eve ustentils?), potato peelers, and other stuff as if it happened everyday (which it did).
"ARGHHHH!!!!!" Shmerin shouted as her tried to poke Rose with a spork. She failed.
"Shmerin! You'll supposed to make a shank out of the spork! Gimme that!" Rachel shouted. "I learned how to make a shank out of a spork on Youtube!" (A/N: For those people who don't know what Youtube is, it's a website when people make videos.)
"Destinyboy!"
"Loser,"
"Bastard!"
"Failure,"
"Meanie!"
"That's all you could come up with?" Neji asked raising his eyebrow.
"Yes," Howe whispered.
"You really are a failure."
"At least I don't fight like a ballerina!" Howe shouted.
There was a moment of silence as the words echoed in everyone's mind. All movement stopped. Rachel stopped trying to shank Rose. Sasuke stopped trying to protect Rose. Naruto's mouth dropped, spilling pasta on his plate. No one insulted The Neji Hyuga, prodigy of the Hyuga clan's, fighting style. No one.
"Oh snap!" Rachel suddenly broke the tension.
"BURRRRRNNNNN!!!" Neon said laughing.
"Well, at least my drawing don't suck."
There was a moment of silence as the words echoed in everyone's minds. (Wah deju vu much? Rachel's mouth dropped open in horror and she dropped to the floor army style. Rose fainted. Jake froze with an Oh-CRAP! Expression on his face. No one insulted Howe's drawing; sure they could add suggestions to make it better, but this? No. Neji Hyuga was not coming out alive in this one. Stephanie's little brother, Kyle, said the same thing. Yeah sorry, the author can't say anyone….the FBI case has been hushed up. Sorry.
"WHY YOU LITTLE-"
"Oh look!" Shmerin desperately called. "It's Leonardo Chou!"
There was a pause.
"Um, Shmerin." Rose intruded, recovering from her knocked out state. "It's Leonardo Davinci…and he died several centuries ago…"
"Look! It's Masashi Kishimoto!!! The creator of Naruto!" Shmerin said.
"OMG!! WHERE?!?!?! WHERE?!?!? Where's Kishimoto-sama? I want to ask for his autograph! Where? Where?" Howe excitably yelled as she dropped the front of Neji's shirt.
"Where?!?!?!?" Rachel asked, fallen for the trick too. "I want to ask him to kill Sasuke!"
"Hey, he didn't create me." Naruto whined. "My parents created me." (A/N: That sounded so wrong.)
"Opps. He left." Shmerin laughed nervously, hopping the hoax worked.
"Awww…snap." Rachel and Howe said.
A/N: Sorry if anyone was OOC. I had a lot of trouble doing that one. Gomen nasai! I know that I didn't do Howe's translating very well. The online translator sucked, so I had to sound it out. Yes, I'm well aware that there's hian pian yai (see? I can't even spell that! That's how bad I am at Chinese!). Sorry that this came out so late. I had to study for Alegbra Midterm, Chinese Midterm, Pre SAT, Social Studies project, Chinese presentation to whole school, and life itself. If you had any suggestions for me, than you can review and leave nasty comments (I doubt that anyone reads this crap though. It's horrible, but I'll still write! I have to get the crazy ideas out of my head somehow! ^.^")
Author: Man, that's it guys. Clean up on Aisle everywhere! Get the actors out of the mess and for God's sake, clean up the sauce on the floor that Jake made.
Jake: Sorry.
Author: It's okay. Someone has to clean up the mess though.
Neon/Zetsu: Don't worry! I will! *gets down on hands and knees and begins to lick the pasta*
Rose/Sasuke Uchiha 7: Ew. That's unsanitary, Neon.
Neon/Zetsu: I don't care if it's not dairy!
Rachel/ Lunar Runaway Hiri: No, she said unsanitary.
Neon/Zetsu: I know! I hate dairy!
Howe/VicEveSamAlex: No! It's unsanitary!!!!!!!
Neon/Zetsu: Look I don't care if it's insanity!!!!
Shmerin/TheEnchantingNinjaPenguin: It's not clean!
Neon/Zetsu: I don't' care if it's not cool beans!
Ja Ne!