A/N: i didnt not invent the nicolsons, Louise rennison did. the only characters i evneted was lib's friends
Thursday, August 31st
4:44 pm
In my room
Staring out of my window all dreamy dreamy looking at Oscar Across-the-road. He really is quite good looking. I could just sit here all day watching him…
Oh godddddddddd.
He's seen me
4:45 pm
He's seen me. He's seen me staring at him.
Oh goddddddddd. Now he's winking at me. What's he winking for?
shutupshutup winking at me!
4:50 pm
oh. I get it now.
He wants me to come down and talk to him.
Perhaps he wants to be my official snog partner.
Despite the fact that I'm 14, and he goes to uni in Scotland for most of the year.
Still. Maybe we could have one of those long distance wotsits. Relationships.
Perhaps he thinks I am the most beautiful thing on two legs since … two legged things.
5:20 pm
Sitting on the garden wall
"Hello Liberty."
"Hey Oscar"
"I saw you looking at me"
I grinned and laughed in an unattractive way
He laughed " You just can't resist my manly charms can you kiddo?"
5:25 pm
Apparently he has a serious girlfriend in Scotland.
Merde
He called me kiddo
Double merde and poo
I really need to get a life.
7:30 pm
In bed
I am in bed at 7:30 at night.
On my last day of freedom.
Because there is nothing better to do.
Nothing. At all.
7:34 pm
Vati (leader of loon planet) yelled up the stairs
"Liberty, one of your mates is calling…I think they may have run out of lippy! Quick, it could be a matter of national importance!"
ha-di-ha-ha. Very funny. Not
I ran down the stairs to stop the poor fool on the other end (most likely Sherna or Jenn) from being exposed to my vati.
"Bonsoir ma petite amie!"
"Hey Libs"
"Bex! I thought you went out with the gang?"
"No, the show at The Pirate's Swoop was sold out"
"Really?"
"Yeah, so could we hold a gang meeting at yours?"
I thought for a moment "That might not be a good idea. Do you really want to be exposed to my vati in a pink shirt and transvestite apron?"
"What?"
"Never mind my dim little pal, just tell the others to be here by 8 ish"
"Ok."
"Toodle-pip Bex"
7:36 pm
Sadly it is true about my vati the transvestite.
I saw him this morning wearing a salmon coloured shirt and a Masonic apron.
He was also making eggs.
Soon he will marry a man and we will have to call him Dolly or some horribly naff name like that
7:37 pm
Still, on the bright side, if he married a man, it would mean I wouldn't have to deal with him asking me how my studying is going. And he wouldn't be able to poke his nose into business which clearly isn't his.
10:00 pm
I am full of exhaustosity and tiredosity.
And also quite possibly bonkers.
It was a fab meeting.
Sherna and Jenn brought round lots of cheesy snacks, and Bex came with her latest copy of Cosmo, and Jamie brought hot goss and news.
"So who do you like Libs?" asked Jamie
"Oscar." I said
Jenn nearly chocked on her cheesy snacks "You mean Oscar who lives across the road?"
"Yes sir" I paused as Jenn snickered "Well, he is quite gorgey." I said to defend myself
"Yes, but have you actually talked with him?" asked Bex
"Yes" I said. "Today actually"
They were all agog as agog things. Ha. That had gotten their attention
"What happened?" asked Jenn slowly
"Did you snog?" asked Sherna
"Tell us everything" quipped Jamie
"We didn't snog." I said "We just talked"
"Just talked!" yelped Bex "Well did he do any of that funny see you later stuff?"
"He said…" I paused, trying to remember "He said 'see you later kiddo"
"he called you kiddo!" said Jenn, appopleptic with laughter. Bex had to hold her so she didn't fall off the chair.
"Yeah but to be fair, he did also say 'see you later'" said Sherna
"But maybe he meant it in a brotherly way."
I started laughing like a loon. "We are talking about the same Oscar right?"
"Yes" they replied
"The Oscar who would have sex with anything on two legs?"
"LIBS!" yelped Bex "Too much information!. But yeah I see what you mean"
"What's all this about?" asked Vati "You have school tomorrow Liberty. Everybody out!"
poo and merde.
thats when my horrible Vati kicked everybody out