Disclaimer: I do not own Johnny The Homicidal Maniac or any songs I mention. They are the property of Johnen Vasquez and Slave Labor Graphics Publishing and, in the case of the song I'm gonna mention, I guess it belongs to Ludwig Von Beethoven. Who is dead. So there. These disclaimers are so annoying.
A/N: this awful excuse of a chapter actually came from Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata", a very beautiful and very sad song. I'm not quite sure how it came from the song, but I was just listening to it and I just, ya know, had my chapter. If you have or can get access to that song, I would highly suggest it. Listen to it while you're reading this chapter and it makes the story less shitty. Oh, and sorry if this chapter's too short.
Moonlight
Tonight while I was walking down the street to Johnny's house yet again, I saw a little boy running down the street crying and holding a tattered old teddy bear. As I approached him, he stared up at me in sheer terror, gripping his teddy even tighter. With a slight, and hopefully sincere-looking, smile, I asked him what was wrong. He looked around nervously and quietly said, "Shmee said something's wrong with the spooky neighbor man and that there's a monster chasing me!"
I stared at him, more than a little confused, and asked him who Shmee was. He said," Shmee is my bear. Oh, and my name is Todd. I live over there." When he said that, he pointed to a house that was right next to Johnny's. I just couldn't stop staring at this kid! He was outside in the middle of the night because he was scared of something chasing him! All I could think was," Where the hell are his parents?" This was just fucking ridiculous! But for some reason, I decided to humor the kid, so I said," Does Shmee know where the spooky man is?" Todd "listened" to Shmee for a minute, then said," Shmee says to check around his mirror. And Shmee said we should call him Nny, not 'spooky man'."
This child surprised me even more by saying that Shmee had also told him that I had even gone on a date with Nny. And that I had beaten him to within an inch of his life. This child was starting to scare me. I told him to go back to his house, that I would make sure that nothing was going to get him. After he walked into his house, dragging that ragged old bear behind him, I ran up the short path to Nny's door as fast as my legs could carry me, bursting through the door with such a loud bang that I scared myself.
I slowly walked into his room, approaching the desk that held his mirror and his "Die-ary". Slowly, the clouds parted, revealing the strange harvest moon we had tonight. As that eerie orange moonlight filtered through the badly boarded window in his room and fell on the mirror, I realized exactly what had happened to him.
Sorry for the cliffhanger, I couldn't help it. I will start making these longer 'cause I finally realized just how short they actually were. Maybe my next chapter will be up sooner. This plot should be blatantly obvious though. And if any of my family ever picks up the little hints other people are dropping, I won't be in the normal world very much longer, I'll be in the Happy House. Wait. That's bad. Forget I said anything!