Author: Meltha
Rating: G
Feedback: Yes, thank you.
Spoilers: Through Deathly Hallows
Distribution: The Blackberry Patch and . If you're interested, please let me know.
Summary: Pretend for a moment that in the world of Harry Potter, Father Christmas is real. Here are letters some of the wizarding world might write to the jolly old elf.
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by J. K. Rowling, a wonderful author whose characters I have borrowed for a completely profit-free flight of fancy. Kindly do not sue me, please, as I am terrified of you. Thank you.
Dear Father Christmas,
I'm dreadfully embarrassed. Professor McGonagall took me aside while I was trying to raise funds to increase awareness of the plight of the elves at the North Pole. She has just explained to me that you in fact use free elves in your work, and that all the wizarding photographs of your workshop clearly show the elves all wear proper clothing, backing up this assertion. Apparently, I have utterly misjudged you. Please accept my sincerest apologies, and congratulations on your evolved attitude. If only other wizards were as fair minded.
With all due respect,
Hermione Jean Granger
P.S. If it's not too much to ask, may I have a new quill, please?