Author: Meltha
Rating: G
Feedback: Yes, thank you.
Spoilers: Through Deathly Hallows
Distribution: The Blackberry Patch and . If you're interested, please let me know.
Summary: Pretend for a moment that in the world of Harry Potter, Father Christmas is real. Here are letters some of the wizarding world might write to the jolly old elf.
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by J. K. Rowling, a wonderful author whose characters I have borrowed for a completely profit-free flight of fancy. Kindly do not sue me, please, as I am terrified of you. Thank you.
Dear Father Christmas,
Greetings. I hope you are doing well. I have done my utmost this year to obey my parents and remain true to my ancestors. I believe this is the definition of "being a good boy." Consequently, presents should most certainly be in order.
I would like a new racing broom—I don't care what kind it is just so long as it's the best. Also, a new set of dress robes wouldn't be out of order, nor would a new pair of self-fastening cufflinks, preferably platinum with diamond and emerald stones inset. Finally, I'd quite like some chocolate oranges and a few Chocolate Frogs as well (with the Paracelsus card, if it even actually exists).
You may want to keep an eye on your elves. I noticed last year that the Bludger in the Quidditch set you gave me had a small nick on it. Shoddy craftsmanship is never good for repeat customers, even if we don't pay.
Respectfully,
Draco Malfoy
P.S. Crabbe and Goyle are having rather a lot of trouble with their letters, so I'm adding their wishes onto this one before their heads explode with the effort. Crabbe would like thirty pounds of Honeyduke's dark chocolate and Goyle wants, and I quote, "stuff." I'm not sure what that means, but it took him ten minutes to come up with it, so that's what I'm writing down. I figure you know what he means well enough.