Author: Meltha
Rating: G
Feedback: Yes, thank you.
Spoilers: Through Deathly Hallows
Distribution: The Blackberry Patch and . If you're interested, please let me know.
Summary: Pretend for a moment that in the world of Harry Potter, Father Christmas is real. Here are letters some of the wizarding world might write to the jolly old elf.
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by J. K. Rowling, a wonderful author whose characters I have borrowed for a completely profit-free flight of fancy. Kindly do not sue me, please, as I am terrified of you. Thank you.
Dear Father Christmas,
Well, I admit to being just a teensy bit naughty this year with my Won-Won, but really, can you blame a girl? He's just so perfectly yummy delicious! Do you know what I mean? Oh, of course you do!
Anyway, here is what I would like for Christmas:
-three of Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes Extra Kissable Lipglosses in bubble gum, strawberry, and chocolate covered cherry flavors (actually, you'd better add a couple extra of that last one. Ron does love chocolate covered cherries!)
-dress robes in a nice pale pink color—not too pale, of course, but not too bright either. If you look at the Flutterby Bush in Greenhouse 5, the one planted right next to the north door, and try to match the flowers on that, you should do very well
-Madame Hestia's magical eyelash lengthening mascara in dark blonde
-a pair of coral open-toe stiletto high heels for regular day wear and a matching set in satin with rhinestones for evening
-a new roommate who doesn't stay up until three in the morning reading dull, boring books and shooting me dirty looks just because I'm prettier than she is (just to be clear, that's Herminy or however she spells it, not Parvati, who is a love and lets me borrow her color changing nail varnish. Now that I think about it, I could do with a bottle of that, too.)
Kiss kiss!
Lavender
P.S. Could you please give Ron some better robes? His ratty ones are rather embarrassing for me when we go out.