Author: Meltha

Rating: G

Feedback: Yes, thank you.

Spoilers: Through Deathly Hallows

Distribution: The Blackberry Patch and . If you're interested, please let me know.

Summary: Pretend for a moment that in the world of Harry Potter, Father Christmas is real. Here are letters some of the wizarding world might write to the jolly old elf.

Disclaimer: All characters are owned by J. K. Rowling, a wonderful author whose characters I have borrowed for a completely profit-free flight of fancy. Kindly do not sue me, please, as I am terrified of you. Thank you.

Dear Father Christmas,

How've you been? I hope everything's going good for you.

I could really do with a few things this year, but with our family, you know money's always tight. If you like, you could just leave me a few Galleons in my stocking and I'll go into Hogsmeade and pick out what I want. More than a few would be better still. Oh, and I would like some sweets, too, if you could manage it. I'm particularly partial to Chocolate Frogs, of course, but I could do with some Drooble's, a few Fizzing Whizzbees, maybe some Ice Mice… yeah, basically whatever they've got, I'll take.

See ya,

Ron

P.S. Any chance that you could get me some Bertie Bott's with the vomit flavored ones chucked out? Lavender says they give me bad breath.