Author: Meltha
Rating: G
Feedback: Yes, thank you.
Spoilers: Through Deathly Hallows
Distribution: The Blackberry Patch and . If you're interested, please let me know.
Summary: Pretend for a moment that in the world of Harry Potter, Father Christmas is real. Here are letters some of the wizarding world might write to the jolly old elf.
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by J. K. Rowling, a wonderful author whose characters I have borrowed for a completely profit-free flight of fancy. Kindly do not sue me, please, as I am terrified of you. Thank you.
Dear Father Christmas,
I am glad to see that my prediction of last year regarding your sudden death via a horrible rabid centaur attack turned out to be, I shall not say false, but obviously premature. You would still do well to prepare for the inevitable, as we all must. The tea leaves you left in your cup here last year after your snack of chocolate biscuits were most explicit on this fact. At any rate, I hope you had a pleasant year.
Of course, I already know what it is you will be giving me for Christmas this year, and I feel I should thank you already for the lovely new shawl in my favorite shade of misty grey, the highly useful bottle of crystal ball cleaner, and of course the very nice bottle of Ogden's.
Be well, and remember that your time is short! Merry Christmas!
Sybill Trelawney
Seer