Axel rippled fire along his fingers as he cooked his toast, getting the butter out the fridge and a knife out the drawer at the same time. He switched hands briefly to lay the toast on the table and groaned in dismay as he realised he'd half melted the butter in his toasting hand. He shrugged and poured some on the toast, handing Demyx the milk at the same time. Breakfast could get hectic if you tried to do more than one thing at a time. Demyx poured out a bowl of cereal at the table. Axel had insisted on getting everything out the cupboards since Demyx wasn't quite used to the feel of walking after a night like the last.

Axel looked up from his breakfast as someone slammed the door behind him. He tapped Demyx on the shoulder and pointed behind him. Demyx looked up from his cereal. Zexion sat in the seat opposite the two scowling at nothing in particular. Demyx looked at Axel and shrugged. Axel tapped the table in front of Zexion.

"Hey, Zexion, what's up? You look a little pissed off."

Zexion looked up and snarled at Axel, who pulled his hand away quickly.

"I'll tell you what's wrong, since you two basically started it! When you two… started being intimate last night, the water in my shower went crazy and flew round the room!"

Axel nudged Demyx in the side, gently.

"Looks like we found your 'thing'"

Zexion frowned and clenched his fists.

"Yes, well thanks to your 'thing' I went to tell Xemnas in my towel and on the way back to my room everyone saw me! It seems Marluxia took an interest in what he saw and now I'm finding little 'love notes' everywhere!"

Axel snorted in laughter and Demyx shoved another spoonful of cereal in his mouth to stop him laughing. Zexion stood up and stamped across the room to the cupboard where he opened it and snatched up a box of pocky. He took one look at the box and ripped off a small pink note off it, reading it once before handing it to Axel, grimacing. Axel straightened the piece of paper and read it out.

"Dear Zexy, Roses are red, Violets are blue… I want to fuck you with a rake…"

Axel burst out laughing and Demyx bit his bottom lip, eyes watering with tears of laughter. Zexion sat down again and opened his pocky.

"Yeah yeah, you laugh, that's not even the worst one I've found today!… Axel, would you?"

Axel grinned and screwed the paper into a ball before setting it alight.

"Glad to. What do you mean this isn't the worst? Where have you been finding these?"

Zexion sighed and relaxed his glare slightly.

"Everywhere. Anywhere I go most days. I found one on my door, two on the stairs and five in the corridor on the way here!"

Axel raised one eyebrow as he turned his face from watching his fire disintegrate the love note.

"Well if he's that desperate, why not just give him what he wants and have it over with?"

Zexion slammed a fist on the table and got up, half a pocky sticking out of his mouth.

"I would never lower myself to that! If anyone but Marluxia needs me I'll be in the library."

He stormed to the door and opened it. He paused for a second before peeling a piece of paper off the door handle, screwing into a ball without reading it and throwing it across the table to Axel.

"Burn that one too!"

He slammed the door shut behind him. Axel flattened the screwed up ball of paper and squinted to make out the writing before handing it to Dem to read.

"There are 256 bones in your body! Would you like another?"

Demyx giggled into his hands before pushing away the rest of the cereal, deciding he wouldn't be able to eat laughing this much anyway. Axel smiled and burned the note.

"If I used one of those cheesy lines on you, would it work?"

Demyx feigned a thoughtful expression.

"Not sure, what you got?"

Axel tapped the table thoughtfully.

"You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?"

Demyx blushed and grinned seductively.

"Just two. Where and when?"

Axel leaned closer to his lover, surprised something that cheesy had worked.

"How about your room, in two days when I get back from my next mission. That way I have time to get some handcuffs."

Demyx edged into one of Axel's embraces.

"Fine. Shame on you though, getting me all excited for nothing."

Axel laughed and kissed Dem on the forehead.

"You could barely walk here on your own this morning, I think you'll need a break."

Demyx pouted and spoke in his most childish whiny voice.

"awww, but I don't wanna."

Axel laughed and kissed the water weaver full on the lips.

"I'm sure you'll live."

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By lunch time Zexion had found 15 other notes around the castle and dreaded to think how many he'd missed. Some of them included 'Let's play war, I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me!', 'You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.', 'I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?' and 'If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!'. The first two went in the nearest bin, the third got ripped to shreds and thrown on the floor, the last one (found in the bathroom) was half successfully flushed down the toilet.

Zexion opened the kitchen door, checking both handles twice before making his way to the table where Axel, Demyx and Xigbar sat, eating makeshift lunches, not wanting to clean up much. Zexion sat down, not really feeling like eating, just felt safer knowing he'd already checked this room. Xigbar poked Axel in the arm.

"Should I tell him or you?"

Zexion looked up, worried.

"Tell me what?"

Axel sighed and held out a pink flowery envelope.

"Marluxia left this for you. Don't ask me what it is, I don't know, but I don't think it's good."

Zexion hesitated before taking the note. He peeled open the seal and slowly took the letter out. He read it silently, knowing whatever it was it was safer on the paper than in the heads of any other member. It read "Dear Zexy" great, nice start, "I have a little proposal"… this didn't sound good. "If you ever want to see your beloved book again, come to my room before 3. Love Marly." Zexion swallowed hard and glowered at the piece of paper. He wouldn't have his book, it was a bluff. Nobody dared touch any of his things, let alone his book. He shook the envelope to check if there was anything else inside and something small and rectangular fell out. He picked it up and turned it over. It was his bookmark, there was no mistaking it. Now it was personal. He swept the letter and envelope off the table as he stormed out of the room, slamming to door hard behind him. As soon as he was out of sight, Xigbar and Axel both leapt for the discarded letter at the same time and read it, Demyx peering over their shoulders. The three exchanged knowing looks and laughed.

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Expo on Saturday! I hope I get random hugs J

Anyone too shy to tell me they're going, I'm going as a Tobi (with a whiteboard because nobody can hear me through my mask) Please give hugs generously.

Since the poll worked sooo well (yay sarcasm) I'm not sure if I should set up another or not. I'll give it a go, as I like to know what the reader wants.

My poll this week now has a wider choice.

What do you want to see in the next chapter (in terms of smex XD)?

I take all answers into account, anything goes and I'll see what I can do. (Please remember this is my first EVER fan fiction, first ever yaoi and first ever lemons, so please don't flame, but hints are helpful J)