Second chapter, woot woot xD Sorry for slow updates. A lot of my stories got deleted on my older laptop, because I didn't save them, when I thought I had. Whoops. Also, last chapter I made a fucking mistake on Konan saying he, when I meant she... My bad... Nor did I put links, I'm actually so stupid, forgive. Making Kakuzu think Hidan is a woman is harder than it seems xD like, seriously. As I said, this is KakuHida, so it's rated M and contains boy love. Enjoy~
"So, this one?" Konan blinked. Hidan nodded and scanned through another magazine. "Ohhh, I like it, it's cute. Sakura, lookie here!~" she purred and showed Hidan's friend. Sakura looked at it and beamed.
"NICE!~ So, you still have him fooled?" she asked. Hidan sighed and nodded again, putting the magazine down. It had been more than a year that he had pretended to be a woman. There were nameless times where Kakuzu got close to seeing Hidan's real gender, but somehow, the albino had avoided it and managed to tell Kakuzu about him not having sex, until after marriage. Kakuzu was skeptical indeed, but agreed in the end, thinking it was religious or something along those lines. The day had came, and Hidan was to be married in no more than two months. Sure the pale skinned male was excited, but at the same time, feared rejection when Kakuzu found out he was indeed male, instead of the female he thought to had fallen for.
"Yeah... It kinda hurts to keep such a huge thing from him." Hidan sighed. Konan raised an eyebrow.
"Have you lied? Has he asked you if you're a man or woman?" she asked, flipping her hair back. Hidan looked thoughtful, then shook his head.
"No, he hasn't."
"Well, then that means he assumes you're a girl. If he finds out you're a guy, it's not like you're to blame. Because you never thought anything of it." Konan grinned. Hidan sweatdropped.
"True, however... What about the wedding!? What the fuck am I supposed to do about that! Kakuzu thinks I'm flat as a board... Wearing a dress is going to screw shit up." Hidan muttered. Sakura shrugged.
"I'm flat too, Hidan... I work out though... So do you... He asks about it, tell him it's because you like to keep in shape~" the pinkette grinned.
".... You two really know everything about how women think." Hidan rolled his eyes. Konan smacked him upside the head playfully.
"OF COURSE, DUMMY." the blue haired female snickered.
"We're women ourselves!" Sakura interjected. Hidan stopped, then rubbed the back of his head.
"Right, my bad." he grinned sheepishly as there was a knock on the door. Sakura stood up and walked out of the living room. Once she reached the doors, she opened them to reveal Kakuzu standing there.
"Oh, hello Kakuzu~" Sakura smiled. "What's up?" she asked. Kakuzu looked down and nodded simply.
"Hidan, is she here?" he asked. Sakura nodded and grinned.
"Yeppers. She's in the living room." she grinned and walked in. Kakuzu walked in after and closed the doors. "Hidan-chan! Your man is here!" she purred. Hidan looked up and smiled, walking over to see Kakuzu walking into the living room.
"Hey Hidan." he smiled and hugged the albino. Hidan sighed happily and hugged his fiance back.
"Hey Kuzu... We going to your house still?" he asked. Kakuzu chuckled and rolled his eyes.
"That would be the idea, since I'm picking you up and all... I'll bring her back later on to plan with you two." he said. Sakura and Konan both grinned and nodded.
"Alright!" Konan smiled.
"No worries, have fun you two!~" Sakura grinned. Hidan laughed and nodded, but knew he'd have to carefully avoid Kakuzu's hands. Kakuzu grabbed Hidan's hand and pulled him out of the house, walking to the car swiftly.
"So, how's your day been? And why haven't you moved in yet? I've asked you multiple times." Kakuzu chuckled and opened the door for Hidan. Hidan thanked him and jumped in the passenger side.
"Because not until we're married, silly." he rolled his eyes.
"I knew you'd say that." Kakuzu mused and got into the driver's side. Hidan laughed as Kakuzu turned the car on.
"I know, seems kind of old fashion, huh?" he mused. Kakuzu looked at the female beside him and smiled slightly.
"Yes, but I don't mind... Sure it gets annoying that I can't have you in bed with me yet, but in all honestly, I can wait... I'm pretty sure I'm madly in love with you, Hidan." he smirked slightly. Hidan blushed and looked ahead at the road, warm like waves of blurry heat rising like the motion of some type of puddle from far off. He furrowed his eyesbrows, wondering exactly when this would all be over. When no longer he would have to pretend to be a girl just for Kakuzu to stay with him. Were they far enough in their relationship for Hidan to reveal such a thing? Or would Kakuzu leave him even after all the confessions and promises? Hidan had had nights without any sleep just because of this one question; would Kakuzu love him after he found out Hidan was a man?
"... That's so sweet." Hidan muttered, blushing slightly and looked up to meet Kakuzu's odd coloured eyes. For a moment, Hidan saw the same look his sister would give him all those years ago. The albino blinked, then punched Kakuzu's shoulder lightly. "Keep your eyes on the road, dummy!~" he laughed. Kakuzu laughed and rolled his eyes, but looked back out on the road ahead. Hidan looked out of his window and felt his mind drift back in time to one day that only showed now in his memory. The only thing that was left of it was him... Not his sister.
"Hidan, what's wrong?" Choko asked while sitting up in her hospital bed. Hidan sniffed and wiped the tears away from his face.
"A-are you g-gonna get better?" he whined/asked, his breath coming out in choke like hiccups, the result of many minutes spent crying. Choko gaped and shook her head.
"SILLY BROTHER!" she giggled weakly. "Of course I'm gonna get better!~"
"B-but your heart... I-it hurts?"
"Well yeah, but it'll get better of course! I get my surgery tonight, so I'll be better before you know it!~" she grinned. Hidan felt a smile come to his pale features.
"Really? But-"
"No buts." Choko said suddenly, her tone becoming slightly serious, but the smile remained there on her equally pale features. "I'm gonna be here for you all your life, Hidan. I'm here, so don't worry. I'm not gonna leave, I'm by your side."
I'm by your side...
I'm by your side...
I'm by your side...
Hidan eyes widened and he started to sob, his head dropping into his spread apart hands. Kakuzu looked over, alert.
"Hidan!? What's wrong!?" he asked his lover. The albino continued to sob and didn't look up. Kakuzu began to fill with worry. He wondered what the hell was wrong with his girl. What had just happened? What did he miss? Hidan's sobs started to slow, his heading lifting up. The pale man's eyes looked at Kakuzu in fear and sadness.
"Kaku-"
"I'm pulling over the car. Tell me in a sec." he said and turned the steering wheel so the car drifted to the edge of the quiet country road. The taller man turned off the car and looked at his lover in despair. "Now what's wrong? What happened?" Kakuzu asked softly. Hidan shook his head then looked the tanned male in the eyes.
"Do you love me?"
"What? Yes, of course I do-"
"NO DUMB SHIT. DO YOU LOVE ME!?" Hidan burst into tears again. "DO YOU SWEAR YOU LOVE ME!? DO YOU FUCKING WELL SWEAR!?" he screamed suddenly. Kakuzu looked at his future wife in shock.
"... Hidan! You know I do!" he said. "I swear to the stars I fucking well love you. What has gotten into you?" Kakuzu asked. Hidan shook his head and got out of the car.
"Get the fuck out of the car! I wanna talk!" Hidan growled at his fiance. Kakuzu frowned and got out of the driver's side, walking over to Hidan. He looked down at the short albino and watched as Hidan pulled at the white locks on his head. "You better not fucking leave me! No matter what!"
"... I... Of course I would never leave you." Kakuzu choked and held both of Hidan's hands sternly. "Hidan, I love you more than anything and anyone. I promise, promise, PROMISE I will never leave you." Kakuzu said softly. "I'm gonna be here for you all your life, Hidan."
'What? NO. Don't say that!!! Fuck, please god... Don't let him utter those words.... SHE said them too! Oh fuck, oh fuck.' Hidan thought. He wanted to say something to stop Kakuzu, but his mouth stayed perfectly shut. Kakuzu smiled then and rubbed his lover's hands.
"I'm here, so don't worry." he continued and kissed the top of Hidan's head.
'OH GOD. Kakuzu, shut the fuck up! How can you possibley be saying this exactly like she did!?!?!?!'
"I'm not gonna leave..." the tanned man vowed and kissed Hidan's cheek lightly. Hidan felt as if he would pass out as the man kissed his other cheek.
'You're going to leave me... You're going to fade away from my life... Oh my god... No, no, no, no. This can't be happening.' he thought, his thoughts fading off as his mind cleared off all emotion. He felt Kakuzu kiss him lightly as his head began to spin.
"I'm by your side." Kakuzu muttered happily.
I'm by your side...
I'm by your side...
I'm by your side... Was all that echoed through Hidan's head as he slipped away into a deep dark place in his mind. Void of all emotion.