Author's Note:
Kinky things will be mostly implied, or talked about. But beyond spankings, they won't happen on screen. That will be a separate, M rated, story.
• Planet Equus:
- POV: Ollivander Toma.
Username: Smart Mouth.
ID Tag: ColtKit Productions #0042
Smart Mouth decided to take a night to de-stress. He loved his friends, but they hardly shared his kinky interest. Besides answering the occasional question they had, or telling the occasional dirty joke, the "boy" tried to keep his interests to himself.
So here he was. At an XXX rated night club, for bronies... and the bouncer was being a dick.
"No child Avatars," He sighed, seeing the boy.
Smart Mouth blinked, before exclaiming, "What!? I come here all the time!"
"Where are your parents?" the blue unicorn, glared down at the adult child.
"Don't have any," the boy answered easily. He had plenty of caretakers, in the past, but never let any of them adopt him. He refused to give up his rights like that.
The bouncer's eyes grew wide, even calculating, at seeing an unattached age player.
"Can I go in now?" asked the ColtKit. "It's not like I'm a real child."
The Bouncer flinched, not liking being reminded of that.
"Meta!" A Cyborg-pony stuck his head out of the club. He had dark grey skin, no fur, robotic legs, and was all kinds of bulky, "What's with the new look?"
Smart Mouth groaned, "You're talking about 'ColtKit Productions #0042b'. I'm 'ColtKit Productions #0042'. Metagamer is..." he couldn't find the best way to describe Metagamer, without looking crazy.
Unfortunately the Cyborg pony's eyes widened in understanding. "Oh... you're... one of his counterparts?"
Smart Mouth blinked, "She told you about that?"
The Cyborg smiled.
"Who are you?" The ColtKit couldn't resist asking. Wanting to know more about this pony, that Metagamer trusted with something like that.
The Cyborg looked at the bouncer, "You gonna let him in? or what?"
The Bouncer stood up straight, "Of course Mister Aech, Sir!" before shoving the boy in the door.
The Colt Kit glared at the rough treatment... ironic, considering where he was.
The cyborg-pony led the ColtKit away from the door, and into a VIP room.
The boy blinked, at being allowed in here, but shrugged it off. The Cyborg must be in the military, or something.
They found a booth, with a good view of some of the kinkier stuff, happening downstairs.
"Let me introduce myself, and try not to freak out," He smiled. "Aech," he held out his hoof, "Of the High 5."
Smart Mouth didn't even bat an eye, "Smart Mouth, of Spike's Hoard." and quickly tapped the offered hoof, with his own.
Two screens popped up, one in front of Aech, the other with Smart Mouth. They showed off their public information, to the other.
Smart Mouth briefly confirmed this guy was actually part of the High 5. Though not particularly interested in that. The coltkit began scrolling through his limits and fetishes... unfortunately, one hard limit was shota.
But he did have a large spanking fetish, based on the 20 something different tags for it he had. So maybe tonight wouldn't be a total loss... even if he would refuse to do any of the harder stuff the Colt Kit enjoyed.
Smart Mouth might not want to have sex... but he was kinky as all hell, and actually replaced sex with kinky things.
"Hey," Aech chuckled. "I've actually read some of these comics." he must be looking through the boy's creative tab.
"Please, no autographs." Smart Mouth couldn't help but tease.
Aech flashed the boy a smile. It was, perhaps, a bit too charming.
"So you're Metagamer's other half," Aech smiled.
The ColtKit gave a careless shrug. "One of a few," Then reading Aech correctly... if a bit too late, the boy realized the man wanted to talk about deep, and important things... not kinky pony fun.
"Maybe we should get together sometime," Smart Mouth tried to back out, gracefully. "I've had a hard week. And just want to be tied up, while I'm wacked with a riding crop."
Aech blinked, suddenly remembering where they were. This wasn't exactly a place to get to know each other.
"Right..." Aech frowned, looking at the beagle sized bat-pony-fox-thing. "You're parents let you come here?"
Smart Mouth sighed, "Don't have any, and no, that isn't an invitation to adopt me." he cut through it. "I just want to have a little fun tonight." getting up from the table.
"I didn't mean it like that," Aech assured, using only his words to stop the boy from walking away. "Although I can imagine you get a lot of rand-os offering to adopt you. It might not be the same thing, but I get that."
The Colt Kit raised an eyebrow.
Aech chuckled, "Kid, I literally rule the world. You have any idea how many people suck up to me." It wasn't a question... and it didn't need to be.
Smart Mouth gave a light smirk, "A lot?"
Aech scuffed, "A hell of a lot." he motioned for Smart Mouth to re-take his seat. Which the boy hesitated.
"Besides, I don't think I could handle, a kid as kinky as you." He joked. And that got the boy back in his seat. "Must be hard, most people, willing to get this kinky with a child Avatar," he waved a metal hoof at the still floating screen. "Also enjoy molesting them." he eyed, on the screen the boy's sexuality of "Asexual", "Pan Romantic" to be specific.
The ColtKit sighed, suppose he could spare an hour. He had all night to do kinky stuff. "Yeah, and some players just won't accept I don't want their dick in me."
They ended up talking for several hours. Until they finally parted ways... it was interesting, meeting a friend of one of his counterparts. Smart Mouth figured it be more awkward. But now it was time to get his freak on.
"That's it everyone," a voice came over the speakers, that were set up around the club. "Were closing for the night."
Smart Mouth couldn't resist yelling out. "BUCK!!!"
Pouting, He settled himself to steal something from the VIs. That way THEY'D spank him.
At least the night wouldn't be such a let down. This really was a gross misuse of a Kink Club.