Good day Everybody its bin over a year since i actually wrote something!!, and i guess i lost all writing motivation but i'm hoping to finally be able to sit downand Actually be able to just start writing, more of these, since my original Clip 2 went to hell in a hand basket and i was lazy on it and it made no sence, i deleted! and got a Worthy Clip 2 and well let me stop babbaling on and let yall enjoy the second installment of Mario and Luigi's Wacky Adventures ;D
Mario: Oh hehehehe Ista me Mario!!!
Luigi: Itsa me Luigi!!!
a Moment of silence
Luigi: wait for it... wait for it...
One more Moment of silence
Mario: eh... and what are we waiting...?
Luigi: no no no wait... well anyway's Mario as we prepare clip 2 for yall on this next installment of Mario and Luigi's Wacky Adventure's
Mario: um... ok well i hope yall enjoy this installment and enjoy
Wario: and itsa me War GAH GAHHHHH
Luigi: DAMIT WARIO ...
As Luigi Chokes him with the cord of the telephone
Mario: And... how about a moment of silence for Wario
Mario: Anyways enjoy
Clip 2
another quiet day in Mario's House until a sudden out burst from luigi sitting at the coffee table enjoying what APEARS to be a Newspaper
Luigi: OMFG MARIO MARIO MARIO ITS HERE ITS HERE!!!!
Mario: whats here?
says mario lazily slouching on the coutch with a remote and punch
Luigi: the ANUAL LAWNMOWER CONVENTION!!!
Mario: (WTF) Luigi... do we even have a Laaawwwnnnnmmmooowwweeerrrr?
Luigi: Of COURSE we do!
as luigi lugs mario into the garage
Luigi: And Behold! the PowerMoe 7500, Ain't she Buitiful? i bin working on her for months!
Mario: Luigi... listen to me... why would i AS A BROTHER trust you on something that can go 7 miles an hour, remember the bicycle?
Luigi: um yea well um...
Mario: remember you'r Wheel Chair?
Luigi: HEY!!! i refused to let them "Doctors" stick me with a needle!
Mario: yea, and you'r Arm's net you doing propally 15 down the hall screaming "rebel! REBEL I SAY!!!" until you hit the staircase, pummeling you down a flight of stairs wich i might say FLUNG YOU OUT THE WINDOW WITH THE WHEELCHAIR! then the side of you'r wheel chair happen to snag and latch its self on a passing Semi?
Luigi: ahhhh good times, good times i still remember it like yesterday
Mario: me to...
Flash Back
Mario: Yes hello?... um yes this is the Mario Residence... wait wait wait calm down, i can't understand you... Luigi has done what? wait... um yes... yes... turn on my T.v.? um
Mario clicks on the T.v.
News Broadcaster: and what do you have for us today Malon
Malon: why yes we have a special story for us, how a young man in a WHEELCHAIR helped police bring in Car theft Robber, Tony Brankoops a Local Koopa, wanted on 3 acounts of shop lifting and assualt of a deadly weapon on a store clerk, then robbing him blind after hitting him in the head of what apeared to be a blunt wooden object, we will show you the footage, taking from are local news Helicopter, how one man in a wheelchair can make a diffrence
Newscaster: ok we got him in sight, its apears we are still in persuit of Tony Brankoops who Robed a Liqour Store, and stealing what looks like a Purple lowrider with no top and contains a Giant W emblem on the front Grill of the Car, and is going south, East of Highway 305, Heading Towards a Interstate and whats this!! as Police try to box the Purple Lowrider in, it cuts left allmost smashing into the side of a Large Semi Trailor, being acompanied by what APEARS to be a Man in a Wheelchair!!, as the Lowrider tries to Dodge the semi let alone the wheelchair, he clips the side of the Wheelchair, and it apears the man in the wheelchair who has not yet bin identified seems to flinging his arms in the air with terror, as to the screaming and frightful man, the tail end of the purple Vehical caught the opposite side of the wheel chair, not being able to get free, it seems Tony, is trying to rip away from the wheelchair as to free him self, and Ah reports have identified the man in the Wheelchair as Luigi Mario, now as the situation gets critical, the semi manages to stop at a stop light, with a Desperate tony trying to pull free from the Wheelchair, with the wheelchair still attached to the Semi, Tony simply gets out of his vehical, running up to luigi and proceeds on chocking him until the police manage to get out of there vehicals and subdue the suspect, and we are now live at the scene as Zelda will be interviewing are young man who put another crook behind bars
Zelda: Luigi, Luigi!! how are you feeling
Zelda takes his face which frozen in place from the temperature outside, and the look of total shock, fear, and dilated pupils, and the fact he was naked only with a white patient robe, not to mention his arms are still frozen in the air from the constand flailing and screaming as this was a good time to say
Zelda: and thank you luigi and Luigi shall be taken back to the hospital so they can finish mending his broken leg, and Malon, what are in those Wheelchairs
Malon: hahaha and your' telling me Zelda, well on other local reports new...
Click
Voic on Telephone: hello? hello?... Mario?
all mario can do is shake his head back in forth and hang it low while resting his hand on his brow in dissapointment
Mario: great first the bicycle now... i'm never gonna let him live this down
Flash Back End
Luigi: but i see this as a Golden Opertunity... where i... Luigi Mario can Shine!!
Mario: with a Lawnmower?
Luigi: yes
Mario: a Lawnmower...
Luigi: precisely
Mario: ... when is this... um so called Convention?
Luigi: be at five today
Mario: TODAY!?
Luigi: Yep
Mario: and when did you find out about this?
Luigi: Today
Mario: and where is this being held at?
Luigi: Hylien Collesium
Mario: ... ok ok ok ok... think about this luigi, how about you wait until next year and find out AHEAD of time so we can plan and have time to get the transportation to carry you'r Lawnmower up there, its a good ways away, and i hope you don't plan on drive... omg luigi...
as Luigi Mounts his Lawnmower
Luigi: click click, gas, levers, pedals, comfortness.. oh yea, all in check, well mario see you when i get back
and with that luigi sets out on his way to fame and fortune with his trusty 1986 Lawnmower, with a full rusted paintjob, torn seat, full rubber tires and a built in fan... well as luigi travels down the road for what seems like forever, luigi hears what seems like sirens, and with that, he looks behind him being tailed by a cop at 7 miles per hour
Officer: Pull Over...
Luigi: i'm on the Side Walk
Officer: I Repeat Pull Over
Luigi: Sigh Luigi Pulls over into the grass
As the officer leaves his vehical and aproachs
Officer: Good day, i'm afraid you are behing pulled over as to violating are No Helmit Law
Luigi: wait what?...
Officer: sir it will be wise to remain calm as this is a 250 dollar fine
Luigi: um...
Searchs his pockets...
Luigi: well do you take that in coins?
Officer: please step off your' Vehical and place you'r hands on the hood of it
Luigi: Officer... i think you'r going...
Officer: and that will be another 500 dollar fine, for driving onto "no walking on the grass" zone
Luigi: BUT!! but but you... you told me... you told me to pull over wich i argued because i was ALL ready on side walk and you kept saying "no pull over pull over" and i did and that cost me even more money
Officer: Sir, i think you'r getting...
Luigi: Screw it... GO GOOMBA YOU'R SELF!!
then Luigi smash's his Mower in Full throtle shifting him to 13 mph, speeding off, and then having the officer jumping in his vehical going in persuit
Officer: Fellow Officers i'm in persuit... Over... my posistion is west of Seed Street, heading onto 61st going towards what looks like Hylien Collesium
Mean while back at Mario's House
Mario: no no peach, everything is ok... yea i'm good... luigi?... haha he's off to some stupid Lawnmower convention and huh whats that?... whats so funny? oh come on... tell me... What Cops are in persuit of someone on a Lawnmower...? omg hahahehehehahaha i HAVE to see this, what channel? hahaha ok i'll go look
as Mario runs jumps over the back side of the coutch with phone still in hand clicking on t.v.
Mario: hahahah what dumbass tries to out run cops on a Lawnmower... yea you got me... how long has this chase bin going on for.. 3.5 hours?... do they know who the suspect is?... no no i'm watching it now
Hits the right channel
Newscaster: this is coming to you live from Mns news as i am currently inside the helicopter keeping track of what has now bin a 3.5 hour chase, as police are in persuit of what we believe is a man on a Lawnmower, there they are now, as you can see we have at least six cop cars tailing him now, oh look at that, you can see how the man is swerving out of the way dodging fellow police officers trying to tackle the man right off of it, it apears he's screaming something, it apears he yelling along the ligns of "Rebel i say, REBEL!"... what... whats that?... oh we have concluded, the suspect has bin identified as Luigi Mario... Hey wait a minute... um George... ain't that the guy, who flung him self out a hospital window in a wheelchair back in um. januarary, and got him self caught on a Semi... i mean this man traveled at least 40 miles, doing 55 mph at least, in the middle of january ONLY in a white hospital sheet with bare back showing... man... i mean... what are the odds and oh my ladies and gentalman, an officer has managed to land a grapple on luigi, as he's being druged, i can see luigi, trying to fight him off, oh oh, the officer grabed the steering wheel, now there doing circles. doing circles, an oh, they just went off the road, there driving throu the yards and oh... the officer is trying to get a foot hold and his foot his the blades ignition, and oh there goes that buitiful rose bush garden... and it looks like some old lady is leaving her house, screaming and oh omg, the lady is smacking luigi on the back with her garden shovel, as he's fending off a Cop locked around his waist, and as luigi finishs going throu the garden, he's still going, and going, and he just went throu a fence, and wait, who's coming out that yards house, its link!, and link has thrown his hat, off running over chocking luigi, yanking him off the mower, and its a brawl, Luigi Mario and Link are having a Slug fest, as many cops run in many grabing both of them seperating them, and one cop still clinging on to the lawnmower as it proceeds on its mowing path and now we take you to are in the action news reporter, Zelda
Zelda: yes and here i am as you can see the cops holding luigi and link down as they reach for each other shouting a Variety of insults
Link: so you little Green Bastard, why don't you go back to the pipes where you belong you Sewer Rat, you know HOW LONG it took me to do my Grandmothers Rose's!!
As link manages to break free a little, he managed to grab luigi's hair, who's hat was knocked off from link tackling him off the lawnmower
Luigi: Go back to the forest you Fairy Boy
Link: Pipe Rat!
Luigi: Peter Pan!!
Zelda: and as you can see they are still trying to reach each other and as you can tell Tom, things are really hectic here right now, but police have Finally got the Mowing Suspect subdued and he is now handcuffed and on his way back town and link... Link! please... can i have a word?... what was you'r intention in taking the law into you'r own hands?
Link: well i feel that... that thing was fouling are streets, and we have cops who could propally spend there time doing better things like saving children! or rescuing people, pulling over drunks and getting the bad people off the streets but no, are sad exscuse of a chief believes in sending half his police force after a Rebeling Plumber on a Lawnmower, and i spent months nurtering them rose bushs, where all they had to do was what, ONE man on a LAWN MOWER. well i'm glad that thing is off the streets ... so glad, now this place is i guess a LITTLE safer, i mean all we need are kids is to see rebelling plumbers on Lawnmowers, boy things were diffrent back in my day...
Zelda: thank you link and how do you feel being a hero???
Link:... Damit Zelda after the 10th time i saved you'r ass... you think i feel any diffrent fighting a man on a lawnmower? i mean come on now!
Zelda: um well... ok thank you link, back to you tom...
Clicks off the t.v.
and all you can hear is the simple banging of mario's head against the wall over and over crying "why me, why me, why me" with a phone laying off the hook with a speaking peach on the other end.
Well i hope Yall enjoyed it, Please let me know what you think, i look forward to ALL R&R's Please! and until then, if yall have any idea's please let me know and i will see what i can do:D and ALL Constructive Criticism is Welcome and Advice .; so until have then have a Great day Everybody and until then
Hammer-Mario Out!!