Use The Force, you Bastard!

by fvdv123

The old guy is tossed from the Potterverse into Westeros, born as the Baratheon Bastard Gendry. It is a good thing he kept all of Harry's and Ridlle's memories and Magic. it will be a while before he gets his first wife, but he can have fun before marriage. Mr. Cringe and Gary Stu are here to keep me in line. We bash everyone and everything, even ourselves. Self-insert, as always.

10. Chapter 10

Disclaimer:

Mr. M., I got sidetracked, there are so many good stories out there, that I sometimes forget to write mine, and just read them. I'll try to keep them going though, for free even.

Previous:

We arrived at Bear Island with a bang, the captain miscalculated his speed and maneuverability and crashed the ship at the docks. I offered to repair it for the amount I had to pay extra for the kids. Yes, I know that I am a petty bastard.

Hey! That Mormont dude is still here? Ah, there was no tournament to win that high-maintenance wife. He welcomed us with his sister Maege and her daughters. Now those are she-bears, I can't wait to have a spar with them.

10 Hello Essos!

Honestly? I forgot about that Mormont dude, I am more interested in the She-bears and the warging they are rumored to have, or even skin changing, which translates as an animagus… like me.

I let Tyrion handle the dude, I approached Maege, to be honest, she has the reputation of being a bear, but she is quite pretty. Oh, she is big and strong alright, by the looks of it, she can break any man in two, so were her daughters.

Dacey, the oldest, is tall and lean, her muscles and build show a lot of training and experience. The second daughter is more stocky, a she-bear by the look of it, smaller than Dacey, and wider, not fat but all well-trained muscles, not ugly at all.

The next daughter came as a surprise, Lyra, instead of brown hair, she is blond with green eyes and could give Cercei a bit of competition in the looks department. I looked at Tyrion with a question in my eyes, did a Lannister pass by the Island? Was Tywin a bad boy? The looks came with a strong and muscular body though, not the body builder type, but no one to mess with, a nice ass and tits too.

The fourth daughter, Jorelle, I estimated ten to twelve years old, the same build as Dacey, and the same promise of strength for the future. The last one, Lyanna, is a cutey, four of five year old, and the spitting image of… Arya? Did Maege bump ugly with a Stark? Benjen is my best guess, I doubt Eddard dares to put his pecker into another woman.

I introduced myself: "Madam Mormont, I am pleased to meet you at last and your lovely daughters as well of course. I am Gendry, also known as Snowy Mountain, this is my partner in crime Dani, and you obviously recognized Lord Tyrion talking to...Lord... what's his name again Dani?"

Dani shrugged: "Just call him Lord Mormont, Snowy. Lady Mormont, you have to excuse Snowy for his bad manners, those are the only manners he has. He was looking forwards to meeting you and your daughters, to put it frankly, he could not shut up about it for the whole trip. Is it allowed to release our dragons? They are eager to fly out and stretch their wings."

Lady Mormont watched the interaction, this was clearly more than a handmaid and her Master, this is more like two trusted friends bickering, she nodded: "Welcome on Bear Island, Dragon riders Snowy Mountain and Dani. These are my daughters Dacey, Alysane, Lyra, Jorelle, and my youngest Lyanna.

You are allowed to let your dragons fly free if they don't hurt the people or life stock. Lord Glover send us a message about your visit to our Island, but I am curious about the reason, we are no more special than other regions of the North. Can you elaborate?"

I smiled: "Two reasons to be frank, first is the rumor that you and your daughters are Wargs or Skin Changers, and the second reason is to have a spar with you. I am always looking for a good bout, and your reputation is even well-known and respected in King's Landing."

Dani rolled her eyes and commented: "Please excuse him, as I said, bad manners. The last decent fight he had was against Lord Umber and his son. Thank you for your permission to let our dragons out."

Dani slapped my arm: "Get the kids out, instead of drooling about a spar."

I took the kids out, curious they looked around at the new place they found themselves in, first, I introduced them to the Mormont ladies: §This here is a mother with her children, smell them and tell me what you think of them.§

All three of them turned their heads to the Mormonts and took a sniff. Rhaella was the first to comment: §Me like them, old woman smells like a bear, that one smells like a bird, this one bear too… we can eat them?§

Chuckling, Dani was quick to stop them: §No, I think they are like daddy, daddy smells like a bird sometimes too, isn't it?§

Blacky sniffed us and said: §Daddy smells like fire, mommy too.§

Gerion, after a long sniff, said: §Me like them, not the smelly one uncle is talking to.§

Lady Dacey watched the discussion and said: "You are actually talking to your dragons, which is never mentioned in the legends of old."

Dani answered: "You are in luck, they like your smell, we can talk to them because Snowy gave Lord Tyrion and me the ability to speak with them. As a matter of fact, they say that you smell like a bird, and Lady Maege and Alysane smell like bears. Is that because you are Wargs or Skin Changers?"

That stirred a huge reaction from the four eldest women, when Maege took a hold of her mace, I held my hands up and said: "This conversation is totally private, nobody can hear a word we say. And your secrets are safe with us."

Maege relaxed her grip on the mace, and looked calculating at me: "This is not a conversation for now, after dinner in my quarters."

We nodded and turned to Lord Mormont to take some bread and salt, to be honest, that bread and salt are getting old. Did you ever try it for real? It tastes awful. Why not bread and sugar? Bread and cheese?… I am stupid! I realized I can change the salt into sugar when I put it in my mouth. I'll remember it for next time.

Xxxxx

That horny toad could not take his eyes off Dani, I remember now from reading the books, I never could stand that creep, that dude is well into his forties, and Dani is fourteen in the books. And creepy was following her around like a stray dog in heat. Most of all, he was selling her out to Varys.

Hmm… What to do… a disease? An accident? A shipwreck? A snack for the kids? The possibilities are endless. To spite the creep, I flirted shamelessly with his nieces and Dani, I even included Maege in my flirts, much to the annoyance of the horny toad.

He fumed when I started to talk about the techniques and details of professional lovemaking, the Kama Sutra was mentioned a lot. Dani elaborated about blow-jobs without the need for gagging, Tyrion, as an experienced practitioner named his favorite positions.

Tyrion ended with: "Snowy's mother is by far the best fuck I have had, with his aunt as a close second, having both at the same time is pure bliss. Their working girls all claim that Snowy Mountain is the best fuck they had in their career."

I grinned at Tyrion: "Ah, Lord Tyrion, I would say stop exaggerating, but you only spoke the truth about me. But, I have to say it is hard to stay humble under all that praise."

Dani rolled her eyes again and dryly said: "Yeah, he is very humble about it. He is a real stag."

Bitchy is poking the fire? I have to spank her later, to defuse that comment, I shook my head: "Not a stag Dani, they hardly fuck one or two seasons and die from exhaustion, and the hinds don't have much fun getting laid. A turtle, however, sometimes keeps on going for hours and keeps it up for years. Those are my heroes."

Hearing this, Dacey nudged Alysane: "Maybe we have to put him to the test, Alysane, if both Lord Tyrion and Miss Dani are singing his praise, there must be some truth in it. If Miss Dani doesn't mind us doing so, of course."

Calculating, Dani measured them up and answered: "To be honest, it is about time that Snowy gets set back a few nudges, maybe you are the ones capable to do so. He is starting to get too cocky for his own good."

That is a challenge! Being cool, I shrugged: "There is nothing wrong with my cock, so I am allowed to be cocky. It is a fine specimen after all."

Lord Mormont could not take it anymore and finally exploded: "Snowy Mountain! This is not a topic that should be discussed at the dinner table! I ask you to restrain yourself."

Hah! He asked for it! I looked up and turned to Maege: "You know Lady Mormont, Lord Mormont is right, we better continue this discussion in your chambers after the feast, at least there I can demonstrate some of the more complicated techniques."

Maege recognized the barb but also felt that Lord Mormont should stay out of her personal life. Provoking Lord Mormont, she chuckled: "We like that very much Snowy Mountain, we are all for learning something new. Life gets boring otherwise."

Lord Mormont… Ah! I remember his name now Jorah! He left while throwing a small tantrum, after collecting the kids in the trunk, we joined Maege in her chambers. I opened the trunk in her chambers and showed her our tent and its modern setup.

Amazed by the luxuries, a bathroom with bath and shower, a flushing toilet, and a king-size bed, the lights, they stepped into the twentieth century and are loving it. The three youngest, Lyra, Jorelle, and Lyanna claimed a room and took a bath, a luxury that they could not afford every day, heating water is costly, even when you are the ruler.

Dani, as the perfect host, said: "We have plenty of rooms, if you want, you can use our facilities, your servants can bring clean clothes, I know that I can use a shower after this day."

Maege was the first to move, took Tyrion's arm, and dragged him into a room: "Show me how to use this modern stuff Lord Tyrion, and you promised me to show some new moves, I am quite curious."

Dacey saw her mother leave with Tyrion, and chuckled: "I hope he survives, that leaves you and Miss Dani to tend to us, Snowy Mountain, care to join us?"

Dani knew what was coming and decided to retreat, she said: "I will leave you to him, I will join your sisters, and help them with bathing."

At the questioning looks from both sisters, I commented: "No intercourse before fifteen, or a child before eighteen. Those are my rules, for our working girls it is lowered to fourteen, but Dani has to wait another year."

Alysane asked: "Really? By the way you both act with each other, I thought you were already married."

I shrugged: "We are together for three years, it creates a bond. We are also connected through our dragons too."

Dacey took my arm and said: "Show us the wonders of that tub to us Snowy."

I grinned: "Now we are talking, come, I will show you a neat trick, the Extension Charm."

Xxxxx

With a tub, enhanced to the size of a small pool, threesome sex in the tub was the best. Dacey and Alysane got very clean, I made sure every part of their body was cleaned out.

At one time, we made a switch, Maege came to me, and Tyrion got double-teamed by the two eldest sisters. After getting mauled by mama bear, Tyrion had to use his secret weapons to survive the night. He used every trick in the book to get them over the top, too bad he lost the battle.

Lyanna and Jorelle, four and twelve years old, were put in bed with a silencing charm on the room by Dani. Then she and Lyra, who was fifteen, spied on me how I was walking Mama bear through the pages of the Kama Sutra.

At midnight, Dacey and Alysane came out of Tyrion's room, stark naked and hungry for more, spotted them spying at the door. Each took one in their arms and carried them inside, Dani and Lyra got dropped on the bed where I was wrestling with the She-Bear.

Dacey grinned: "This way you can see better, sis, what do you think? Is it time to get a Mountain between your legs? Do you feel the calling of nature? Snowy, when you are done with mother, Lyra wants to have her first time, I can tell, her snatch is dripping from desire. Both their snatches actually."

Xxxxx

The next morning, four very satisfied Mormonts sat at the breakfast table with two very clean younger Mormonts… And one grumpy piece of shit Mormont. We totally forgot to talk about Wargs, we continued our session until late at night. Lyra had a dreamy smile on her face, apparently, I did a good job, a nifty spell to vanish the hymen made it a very enjoyable experience. I made certain she had a good time, Lyra got her sherry popped and reached the top several times…. Yes, I am that good, even if I say so myself. Meh, bite me.

Tyrion was dead in his seat, he got mauled by three bears, and was happy to have just survived it, it was a milestone in his life for having to acknowledge his defeat in the sack.

I tried to get the conversation back on track: "So… Maege and Alysane can warg into bears, and Dacey into a seagull? What about the younger ones?"

Maege shook her head: "They are still too young to warg. Lyra is becoming at that age to select her first animal, Jorelle has to wait for another three years."

Dani asked: "And skin changing?"

Dacey answered: "We are trying to learn that, the people think we can do that already, we let them think that, it makes our reputation a bit stronger. It is better that our enemies fear us instead of thinking we are a joke."

Lyra sighed: "I so wish I could have a dragon of my own."

Dani, after last night's experience, sighed: "I approve."

Dacey teased: "That is only because Lyra was eating your pussy out when Snowy was pounding her from behind, and want to repeat it tonight."

Dani, used to the talks in our brothels, shrugged: "I won't deny that I had a good time last night."

Jorah Mormont was fuming but held it in when he looked at Maege's expression, it was not the first time his aunt gave him a tongue-lashing for interfering in her personal life. It soured further when Alysane and Dacey did a blow-by-blow explanation of Tyrion's attempts to tame the bears. Finally, he could not take it anymore and left the room. It might have been aided with a small compulsion charm.

Tyrion asked: "Dani? Do you really want Lyra to have a dragon? How can you be sure after one night? I admit, her mother and older sisters are phenomenal, and I like them a lot already. Is it enough to share your life with her?"

Dani looked into Tyrion's eyes: "As sure as Snowy was about Aria Stark. Why do you think he came here for? We talked a lot last night, and we have a lot in common. So I approve of Lyra having a dragon."

Curious, I asked: "What are your feelings telling you Tyrion? The choices are starting to get smaller, there is only one big egg and four little ones. Little ones that require a lot of care before they can even hatch."

Tyrion studied Dani's face and body language, it was telling him she was yearning for female company of her own age. But is it enough to make her a dragon rider for it? Then he did some self-reflection, was he enough to be a dragon rider? Did he deserve to ride Gerion?

He looked at me and said: "Let the eggs judge her compatibility. I approve, when I am good enough to be a dragon rider, then almost everyone is too."

I shook my head: "Not true my friend, you are smart, very smart, a good character, and a pleasure to travel with. Don't sell yourself short, Tyrion, pun intended."

Turning to Maege, I asked: "Will you allow Miss Lyra to be chosen by a dragon? Ultimately, the choice is with the dragons in the eggs. It will also mean she will be leaving with us."

Maege was following the conversation and already had her mind made up, she answered: "Chances for a good match are slim for a third daughter, even more, when Jorah gets kids of his own. The possibility to be a Dragon Rider outweighs everything the North has to offer to my girl, so yes I approve."

I looked at Lyra, she had a pleading expression on her face and was waiting breathlessly for my response. I weighed all the odds against each other and decided to take the chance. I nodded: "So be it. Who wants to visit my Treasure Cave?"

All hands were raised, I thought for a bit: "We let the kids fly and swim first before we move to my Cave. Transporting so many will be taxing for me, so I will create a portkey."

Angry, Dani pinched me, and scolded: "No you won't! We move into the trunk and you flame us there. Your portkey is one of the worst methods of traveling."

That is not true! I protested: "Wake up little dragon! Try walking on foot for a thousand miles, or two months on a ship. I find a few uncomfortable seconds worth it to move instantly for a thousand miles. Although I admit that flaming is better, I'll give you that."

Xxxxx

Flaming into my treasure cave with the trunk is a bit anticlimactic, with no dramatic entry or speeches, just flaming in and opening my trunk. When the Mormonts came out of the trunk and saw a cave filled with Valyrian Steel, cases filled with gold and gems, and two big dragon eggs, they were speechless.

Dacey recovered fastest: "By the Gods, Snowy Mountain! This is a fucking Treasure Cave! We thought you were only joking and had a few dragon eggs in your room at home."

I grinned: "I never exaggerate, each of you can pick one weapon for themselves. Maege, you can choose one for Jorelle and Lyanna. Now, where did I put those small eggs… No, not here… Ah found them! A shelf to put them next to the two other eggs… and done. Lyra? Come here, please. Put your hands above these eggs, not that white one, it is already spoken for, I put a familiar spell on you, try to feel if one of these eggs gives a warm feeling."

Lyra closed her eyes and hoovered her hands above the eggs, she felt a pull to an egg and a warm feeling rushed through her body. Lyra opened her eyes and looked at a red egg.

She turned to me and said: "This one, it is warming my body."

I sighed, the red one from the Citadel, meaning it required a lot of work and attention: "Alright, put your hand on the egg, and I will give it a cut to bleed on the egg. That way I will create a bond between the both of you. Hold still… And done. I need a month of preparations Lyra before I can even hatch the kid. You can stay on Bear Island or travel with us."

Lyra, happy to be chosen by the red egg, glowed: "I will travel with you Snowy Mountain, thank you for this chance. You too Dani, thank you very much, it means a lot to me and my family."

Dani hugged her and whispered: "I gained a sister, so I am profiting from this too. Now, select your new weapon, take your time, it will drive Gendry crazy."

I heard that! I glared at Dani: "Are you corrupting her already little dragon? Do you want to try a spanking?"

Slowly and sensual, Dani moved to me, she put her arms around my neck and whispered in my ear: "Am I a bad girl? Was poor Dani a Naughty Girl? Are you going to… punish me? What do I have to do to be... good again?"

I felt Little Mountain stir his head, to defuse the situation, I pinched her ass and said: "Stop starting things that can get out of control faster than you think, little princess. You know that with Lyra joining us takes us to a new level."

Dani refused to back down and softly said: "You and I both know we are going to sleep with you from now on, you better get used to it Snowy, I can wait until I am fifteen, but that doesn't mean I can't play along, and last night was the best."

Xxxxx

It took four hours! Four hours before everyone had their weapon selected! Dacey had her arms full with all kinds of maces, Alysane could not choose between five two-handers and four bastard swords, Lyra, just like Dani, went for dual wielding, and stood drooling before a rack with one-hand swords.

I advised Maege about Lyanna's weapon: "Lyanna has the same build and looks as Arya Stark, and I know Arya favors rapiers, you know like they say: stab them with the pointy end."

Softly I asked: "I recognize several family traits in your daughters, I wouldn't care if it wasn't that Lyra is joining the Dragon Riders. She is a Lannister if I am not mistaken?"

Maege mulled over what I said and came to a decision: "I will tell her tonight who her father is. It will be her choice to let you know or not."

I bowed my head and said: "As it is her right, I will respect whatever she decides."

Xxxxx

When everyone finally made their choice, we traveled back to Bear Island, the kids went for a swim, while I offered to enchant the new weapons, the Mormont girls were convinced after a small demonstration of Tyrion and Dani.

Dacey's new mace got the same as my hammers, by doing so she became one of the most deadly warriors on the Island. The others are Alysane and Maege, Alysane's two-hander got Cutting Edge, impact, and ever-sharp. Maege, also with maces, had the Penetrating Impact from my hammers after I showed it by crushing a boulder to rubble.

Somehow it pissed Jorah off when he found out that Maege and her kids got Valyrian weapons. He can't complain though, he has one of his own. Jealousy is such an ugly characteristic, maybe another compulsion charm? Nah, I'll wait a bit, people get suspicious if it happens while I am here.

Hmm? What do you know? He left on his own! The naffer is joining the tournaments to get some fame. We wish him well and a safe trip. The dumb ass had the decency to leave the Valyrian blade on the Island. I would have nicked it if he didn't, it saved his life too.

The evening after sour puss left, I offered Maege an option: "Maege, I know that you are trying to be a skin-changer, I can help you with that. I am a skin-changer myself, and can guide you to your inner animal."

The silence was deafening, Dacey was the first to snap out of it and approached me with a hungry look. Being a skin-changer was something her ancestors were able to do, and a thing for them they wanted desperately to learn.

Dacey straddled me and said: "I will do anything to be a skin changer Snowy, just tell us your demands."

Casually, I unbuttoned her shirt and asked: "I could say fuck with me every night, but you do that already. Or... I could say I want one of your sisters, but that is done too. What else can I ask for?"

Tyrion thought to be funny and commented: "She can give you a child. That hasn't been done is it?"

A big grin appeared on Dacey and Alysane's faces, that is a small price to pay, after all, Valyrian weapons and teaching skin changing are two major game changers… worthy of a child. Getting my genes in the family is a plus too.

Lyra raised her hand and announced: "No kids for you before Dani and I have some of our own! After that, knock yourself out."

Huh? Where is my opinion? I thought planning babies is done with… Nah, who am I kidding, it is done by ME! Yes, I am in charge of birth control! They can fuck me day and night for all I care, there will be kids when... they nag hard enough. Crap, Dani knows about the anti-conception wards I have to check them regularly or I am a dad before my sixteenth birthday. And believe me, teenage dads suck big time!

Dani spilled the beans and commented: "Snowy can control pregnancies, he has spells that prevent women to get pregnant. I agree with Lyra though, we want the first children to be ours. After that, you have to ask him for one."

Ah? The little princess is willing to share? So eager to be an aunty? She is one already!

Xxxxx

That night I guided the in-laws to their inner animal, first I taught them meditation, after that, I spelled them into a trance. Combined, they found their animal, Maege and Alysane are the same as the local bears, and Dacey a big kind of seagull.

I prevented Lyra to find hers: "Wait a bit Lyra, your inner animal can change into something else after you bond with Reddy. If you do it now, your animal is fixed and can not change."

Lyra looked puzzled: "Who is Reddy? WHAT? Do you really think I am going to name my dragon Reddy? By the Gods! That is the most awful name ever!"

Dani supported Lyra and said: "We know! He wanted to call Rhaella and Gerion Greeny and Goldy, even Aria's, he wants to call it Whitey. We all feel sorry for Blacky for being stuck with that name."

I bit back: "At least people will know who Blacky is when I call him."

Tyrion mediated and said: "Snowy, focus on the bears and seagull please."

I shrugged: "Nope, no can do. I first have to see the real animals they have in them. I have to know the exact race, so I can change them into one. That way they can know the animal's inner workings and instincts. Warging into one is maybe the same, but I can't take that risk."

The next morning Dacey pointed me to the kind of seagull her inner animal was, I nodded and turned her into one.

I grinned: "Watch out for the kids or you end up as a snack."

That comment made Dacey freeze up, and drop a load. It was funny as hell seeing Dacey take a shit, especially with all the spectators around her.

Dani slapped the back of my head and yelled: "Behave you barbarian! Dacey, I already told the kids not to hunt seagulls!"

Anyway, the results showed, a week later there are two bears and one seagull more on the Island.

Xxxxx

Introducing Lyra to the kids went fine, Lyra got a necklace with the Parseltongue spell and presented herself to the kids.

Tyrion presented Lyra: §Blacky, Rhaella, and Gerion meet the new member of our family. She will ride a dragon too, it only needs to hatch first. But, she will live with us from now on.§

Lyra stood in front of the kids and said: §Hello, I hope we can be good friends, and be good siblings for the little one once she or he is hatched.§

The kids surrounded Lyra and sniffed her up and down, they recognized the link with the egg, just as they did with Aria, and started to rub their heads at her body.

Blacky said: §Daddy? Is she a mommy too?§

I smiled: §She will be for her Reddy, as Tyrion is the Daddy for Gerion.§

Tyrion rolled his eyes when I called it Reddy, he told me: §It is getting a bit cramped up in here Snowy, can you expand the trunk a bit more? The tent is big enough, but the horses and dragons need more space.§

Dani added: §The food in the storage trunk is gone next week, and Lyra needs her new horse too.§

I thought for a bit, we are here for three weeks now, we accomplished what I planned for and more. My original plan was to fuck the female Mormonts, give some Valyrian weapons, and warn them about the Night King. In these three weeks, I introduced some new methods to preserve food and fish, and new methods to catch fish.

The family that build Bear Island's fishing boats got some new and better models, and a starting capital to build them, giving a share of the company to Maege. I even did a survey of the Island for minerals and ores.

They sat on a fortune, high up in the mountain, I located a silver mine, it was covered by several feet of hard rock. But I keep it still for now, or the horny toad will come home with a high-maintenance wife.

Finally, I said: §We leave for Essos next week, I am certain that the Dothraki are willing to share their cattle with us.§

Xxxxx

We said goodbye to the Mormont girls, everything was in the new trunk, I got it to four times the size from the original. The old trunk was gifted to Maege, she saw the possibilities and made it into a vegetable garden. The soil is fertile and the temperature is steady all year round. For winters that can last for years, this is better than money.

I flamed to the Dothraki sea, I called everyone out of the trunk and yelled: "Hello Essos!"