~ 4 Fun ~
Ed: Finally! And I was getting bored with all the random stuff!
Roy: Yea, when do Ed and I-
Me: SHUT UR MOUTH, PIEHOLE YOU'RE GONNA RUIN IT!!!!
Ed:Wait, what do him and I do?
Me: -stares at him- You…didn't read the script…?
Ed: What script!?!?
Me + Roy: ...
Hooray...we're getting back on track with the main plot! Wait...there's a plot? 0__0
Chocolate Cupcakes
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"Here you go, sir," said Riza politely and handed him the large mug of coffee. Roy took a sip and immediately spit it out.
"AAHPSPPPHH!!! Lieutenant, what in the world did you put in this?!" He demanded.
"Uh..." she put her hand on her chin and started to think back...
~ FLASHBACK ~
Riza sat down at the table, eagerly greeted by the group.
"Hey there, first lieutenant. What brings you here?" asked Kean as she scooted in.
"Yeah, and what did you 'witness'?" Feury cut in.
"And what's with that 'happy' attitude?" added Ross as she bit into her sandwich.
"Well, I guess it's a long story, but I'll explain quickly. After all, I only have enough time to buy some coffee for the colonial." She explained.
She clearly summarized what Ed and Roy where doing and at the end, everyone was just shocked to hear what she said.
"So…let me get this straight, they were…bickering, like a couple?" said Havoc a few seconds later after choking on his chicken.
"Exactly."
"No wait no wait, LIKE. A. COUPLE.? Are you sure…?"
"Positive."
"Really?"
"Mm hm."
"Are you completely sure..?"
"Yes, Jean!" she snapped, getting annoyed.
"…"
"But this is Roy we're talking about here. H-he can't be gay, no wait, bi for that matter!"
"I heard a rumor that he's dated all the women in Central but broke up with all of them for some reason."
"I bet it's because he doesn't want to get married!" said Hughes, disappointed.
"No, it's because he likes guys!"
"SHHHHHH!!!" everyone whispered loudly.
"God, don't scream so loud, Falman! If word gets out of his sexual orientation, he won't get to keep his job. And after that, he's gonna burn us into bacon!"
"Yeah, why don't you just wear a shirt that says 'Roy Mustang is gay and I'm proud to be burnt into bacon'!?"
"But there isn't any proof! Just because he was bickering, doesn't mean anything! He and Ed do it all the time!"
"Exactly! But over time, one of them's gonna crack fur sure."
"Um…excuse me?"
Everyone turned over to find a giant suit of armor starring at them. No doubt that he overheard their little conversation.
"Um…A-Alphonse…how nice to see you…" Brenda greeted him the worst fake greeting in the history of worst greetings.
After another few seconds of dead silence, "Did you by any chance, hear the last part…?" Havoc said nervously.
"Or the first part. Or everything, for that matter...?"
"Yup." Al stated calmly.
"..."
"Well…this sure is awkward…"
"I'll give you a five second start before I end your lives for talking about brother and the colonial," said Al, placing a fist in his palm.
...Gulp.
Instantly, everyone, including Riza (A/N: For some reason) ran for their lives as if Al was an alien who was going to obliterate everyone in the world except Ed and bring them back to life and kill them again.
"RUUNN FOR IT!!!"
"AHHH I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT BUT RUUUN!"
"THAT'S IT I'M GONNA MOVE OUTTA TOWN AND CHANGE MY NAME INTO LAS VEGAS!!!"
"WHAT'S A LAS VEGAS?!!!?!"
"I DON'T KNOW!!"
"KEEP RUNNING YOU IDIOTS!"
The other officers who were in the room grabbed some popcorn to watch the action.
They were about to reach the door when they heard Al laughing hysterically on the other side of the room.
"HAhaha! I don't believe you guys fell for it!!" he said through his laughter. If he weren't a suit of armor, he'd be crying of happiness by now.
It took a millisecond for them to realize that he's been faking.
"What." Said Hughes.
"The." Said Brenda.
"Heck." Havoc finished.
"YOU LITTLE---OKAY, LARGE PIECE OF TRASHCAN! ARRRG I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!!" They all exploded and started chasing Al.
"Oh my mangos, I-I didn't mean it! Really, I was just---ahhh! Hear me out!!" Al cried while he ran and dodged their attacks.
"I WAS KIDDING I REALLY KNEW ABOUT BROTHER AND THE COLONIAL AND I CAME HERE BECAUSE I NEED SOME HELP FROM YOU TO SOLVE A MYSTERY THAT WE REALLY NEED TO SOLVE BEFORE THE NEXT SIX WEEKS OR ELSE HE'LL BE FORCED TO DO IT. NOW DO YOU WANT TO HELP OR NOT?! ...Oops."
Al covered his mouth, regretting what he said.
Now that pushed their curiosity level of the chart.
"What?"
"You know?"
"Help?"
"Mystery?"
"Six weeks?"
"Forced to?"
"Oh my mangos?"
Lets just say Al was bombarded with two-worded questions over and over again.
"WAHH! Okay, okay I'll tell you!"
"Ok, so---" He began, only to be cut off by Riza.
"Oh no!!" she cried looking at her watch, "The colonial is still waiting for the coffee!!" She hopped out of the group and aimed her gun at the nearest officer with a cup of coffee.
"Give me that cup of coffee or I'll blow your head off." She gave him a dark look.
"Eeep!" he sqeaked and hid behind Al.
Now that was easy. Riza thought as she picked up the coffee and fled towards Roy's office.
"Sorry about that…it's just that she's very determined when it comes to work." Al said to the terrified officer.
"Yeah, we'll buy you another cup of coffee later."
"Um…that wasn't a cup of coffee…" he said uncertainly.
~ END FLASHBACK ~
Riza scratched her head and said innocently, "I don't recall, but I do remember that I got a cup of coffee…"
A/N: And the question remains unsolved---what was in that not-really-a-cup-of-coffee? The world will never know! =P