As titled, this chapter is pretty much an intermission. It shows all the emails, texts, and calls exchanged between the girls. There will be a few throughout the story so that way I won't distract from the chapters. Here goes.
Disclaimer: I do not own the internet
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Send to: BlueEyzBlondeHoTTie
From:MynameizPinky
Subject: My response to your ten page term paper
For God's sake piggy, just calm down! Life can'tt be that bad. I know you hate children but I'm sure the little munchkins will learn to love you. Tell me more about your coworker, is he HOT? –insert evil cackle here-
Let me tell YOU about the guys here. First of all, they are to die for!!! There was this one guy who I might have accidentally castrated… heh-heh, oops!
iknow, this is the part where you start laughing. I have THE WORST luckk when it comes to guys (especially cute ones)
worst of all, he's like always appointed captain of the soccer team, which means I might have spent a GAZILLION DOLLARS TO SIT ON THE FRIKKIN BENCH!!!
I went to dinner that night at the cafeteria. I sat at a table with a bunch of girlz who I think have something against me. I wonder how many people know about the incident? Anyways, The guy I kicked walked by. Actually he waz kind of limping… his eyes zeroed in on me like in the movies, I was so scared! He glared long enough to get the point across before limping to his seat, which adds to my theory that I will not be getting any action this summer!!! NOOOOOO!!!
(stop cackling, I was talking about on the field you perv)
Yes I am freaking out, you would to. Anyway its still evening here. I met my roommate. She's a bitch. Her name is Karin and she is obsessed with the guy I castrated (can't you just feel the love?) the dinner it was… edible… I can't say much more, I think I'm going to barf.
I met this guy named Rock Lee (strange name right?) he's actually pretty cool once u get to know him. He's a little 2 intense and is openly crushing on me and is always talkin' bout the 'power of youth' wtf?, but otherwise hes nice. He freaked me out when I 1st met him. Now we're cool… I cant wait to see him and my other friend on the field since apparently I WON'T BE PLAYING!!!
–insert me crying like a baby here-
Anywho, I LOVE YOU!!! cheer up, maybe one of those daycare kids will have a hot single father. Okay, ew! Sorry I said that. let me rephrase, maybe one of those daycare kids will have a sizzling hot older brother.
Wink-wink ;)
Sakura
Send to: MynameizPinky, BlueEyzBlondeHoTTie, HinataHyuga
From: YoMomma
Subject: God hates me. Period. Exclamation mark. You get the point.
hey, I figured since I hadn't heard from u guys in –counts- a few hours I'd take the initiative. This is the part where u guys burst into applause.
I got the job at the diner. Yay me. It suuuuccckkkks. The owner is nice, the workers are WeIrD, and even worst its stuck in some kind of time warp, which means I am listening to Do-wap. What the frig is do-wap? Am I even spelling it right???
I have to wear a skirt –vomits- . I tried to slice my wrists but the owner insisted that if I commit suicide I do it outside. :P
Anywayz, the workers are super weird. I think I already said that. I just wanted to reiterate on their weirdness. One of them lookss like a girl but is really a pretty guy, the other is this big guy obsessed with food, then there's an old man and his daughter who looks like she should be in college. she's the only normal one although her father keeps insisting that they cook ramen (wtf is RAMEN? Is it that weird stuff in packets that Sakura keeps buying?)
That's about it. O my Mom says to 'tell ur little friends I said hello,' This was all after she smacked me with a frying pan.
o the joys of life. Text me. I am bored and may consider throwing myself in the oven to shut out the noises of Elvis.
He's DEAD! GET OVER IT! Play some Billy Joel at LEAST!
oh wait, he wasn't singing in that era…
damn.
Tenten-
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From: HinataTo: Sakuraim in love
From: SakuraTo Hinata:
Waat? Details! PleezFrom: HinataTo Sakura:
I cant. Im in class. Will tell laterFrom: SakuraTo Hinata:
U betta!From: Sakura:
To: Tenten
Our Hinata is in luv!From: TentenTo Sakura:
She been takin the meds again
From Sakura:
To Tenten:
No asshole! She just texted me. Hey rnt u supposed 2 B work?From Tenten:To Sakura:
So?From Sakura:
To Tenten:
Stop txting me n get 2 work!!!-ring ring-
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"Hello?"
"Hi Sakura."
"TENTEN! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING CALLING ME! AREN'T YOU AT WORK?:
"And? Work bites. Talk to me."
"NO! I REFUSE!"
"Why are you panting? Did you just get finished doing the naaassstyyy?"
"WHAT? NO! We just had some stupid five hundred mile run. I just BARELY got to eat breakfast. We have a scrimmage in an hour and tryouts."
"Cool. Hey what happened to that dude whose balls you chopped off?"
"I DIDN'T CHOP OFF HIS… well YOU KNOW! It was an accident!"
"Yeah whatever, does he still hate you?"
"-whimper- yes."
"Awww, my little girl's first castration. So cute."
"… I hate you…"
"No you don't. oh shit, her royal highness NEJI is calling. Have fun."
"Whatever… bye."
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Send to: MynameizPinky, BlueEyzBlondeHoTTie, YoMomma
From: HinataHyuga
Subject: (No Subject)
Dear Sakura, Ino, and Tenten,
In case I didn't tell you, I have arrived safely in Germany. The flight was very restful and the scenery is fantastic. I was given a suite which I am to share with another girl. She is very kind to me although she prefers to sneak off campus with her friends. She invited me to join her but I stayed in the dorm and researched Gavotte.
It's such a beautiful day outside. I made a few friends. One is a boy named Naruto Uzumaki, he plays the cello and another is Kiba who plays the trumpet. Kiba is very kind and treats me like his little sister. Naruto is incredible, he lights up every room he enters and always makes me smile.
Oh forgive me, I didn't mean to go on and on. I have only been here for four days and am learning so much about music! The school is very intense; we are given homework almost every night and spend almost every day learning new pieces.
We are learning to work together as an orchestra. Soon we will begin our performances. Nartuo has a friend who promised to tape our first performance and put it on Youtube. Be sure to watch okay?
I'm trying my very best and I hope you three will do the same.
Sincerely, Hinata
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Send to: MynameizPinky, YoMomma, HinataHyuga
From: BlueEyzBlondeHoTTie
Subject: HINATA'S IN LOOOOVVVEEE!!!
Oooh HINATA! Is Naruto the guy you Sakura was talking about? –wink, wink- He plays the cello does he? Sounds hot already, imagine all the things he can do wit his hands!!! Ooo-lalaStop blushing, I was joking around (mostly, now your imagining his hands rnt u?)
Tentens' right, life sux. Yesterday work someone's little 'angel' spewed their fruit loops all over me. I had to wear Shikamaru's spare shirt which is OBVIOUSLY too big for me! I looked like a soccer Mom!
Ugh, oh and Sakura you were right. One of the kids DOES have a sexy older brother. Oh my GOD is he sexy! I just wanna jump him like a jungle cat. Meow!
I don't think he's interested tho, but just wait, I'll win his heart! Oh his name is Sai and he is STUNNING! Gosh, what's with all these tall dark and handsome men entering our lives? It's like fate, or destiny, or karma, or whatever!
-swoon-
I just hope I can finally find a decent guy who I can have a nice, long, trusting, (hot hot hot), relationship with.
To Tenten; you obviously wanna bang Neji. GO FOR IT! Long haired pretty boy? It sounds WAY better than your previous Mohawk wearing, tattooed freaks! YOU know who I'm talking about!
To Sakura: Stop kicking guys in the nuts and try to charm one for once. Ooh maybe have an affair with a camp counselor?
To Hinata: I love you; you're a sweet angelic little girl. I know you're incredible and I hope that I can save up enough money to come see one of your performances.
Gotta go, Aunt Yori's taking me out to dinner (FINALLY! ME AM HUNGRY!!!)
Love eternally, forever, till the end of time, Ino
Mwuah!
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From: InoTo: Sakura
Hey, hey, hey!From: SakuraTo: Ino:
Wat u want pigFrom: InoTo: Sakura
Jus want 2 rub in ur face dat Sai is interested in me. He called me beautifulFrom: SakuraTo: Ino
He needs an I examFrom: InoTo: Sakura
Bitch
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End Intermission
That was fun. Next chappy coming up within two weeks!