Bake Me Your Love!

I haven't updated in forever, I was too busy with college. I hope I still have fans for this story. This chapter focusses mostly on Max. In excited that Pokemon Diamond and Pearl will come out pretty soon. I can't wait! I will personally get Diamond because it has Larvitar, and I just like the name "Diamond" more than "Pearl." As for the new Pokemon anime. I'm a bit dissapointed, Hikari/Dawn is cute and all, but she really seems too similar to May. I wish they would include some of the past characters in the new episodes, and I wish they would even have a separate party or trainers that they focus a few episodes on. And what I REALLY wanted most was to get rid of Team Rocket! (Jessie, James, and Meowth.) They used to be cool, 8 years ago! But now, after watching Pokemon so long, they are just so predictable and annoying! Team Rocket has to go! There should be some new "bad" villains and have Team Rocket show up every few episodes as a cameo. Well enjoy the chapter.

Disclaimer- I don't own Pokemon.

Chapter 10

The Adventures of Drunken Max

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In the last chapter, Max went to Harley's place and accidently drank some rum and is now drunk!

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"Max nooooo!!" wailed May.

Max staggerred around "Uuuaayy...??? Haha, That soda, made me...funny..." Max was clearly very drunk.

"Ooh bad boy Max! I'm going to tell your parents." Scolded Harley jokingly.

"Haha silly green man! You can't catch me, because I'm a Pidgy!! I can flyyyy!!!" Max started flapping his arms like wings. May tried to subdue Max, but he wiggled away. "Wee! I'm a pidgy! I can fly! Weee"
Max headed towards the window and jumped out!

"Nooo!" May and Harley gasped.

"What if he's dead!?" gasped May as she and Harley rushed over to the window.

"Hiiii" said Max, he wasn't hurt, he fell into a truck full of laundry.
"Haha, this cloud is fluffy."

"Stay right where you are Max!" May warned Max, "I'll come get you."

But when May started running. "Oof!" she tripped on her dress.

"Oh no! You looked good in that dress, but I guess you can't run in it." Mocked Harley.

"This is no time for jokes!" May and Harley got changed as quickly as they could and ran down to the truck. But just as the opened the door,
the truck sped off!

"Waa! Stop driver!!!" yelled May and Harley.

"Bye Bye May!" smiled Max from the back of the truck, waving at May.

"After that truck!" yelled May. "We can't outrun it girl, at least not with those chunky legs of yours." Mocked Harley. "But we can outrace it! Do you have any racing Pokemon?"

May looked through her belt. "Ummm.. Combuskin, Beautifly, Skitty,
Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Munchlax..." OH NO! I don't have any racing Pokemon!"

Harley waved his finger, "Tsk Tsk May, what can you expect from little miss Paris Hilton? Looks like you've only been interested in little toy Pokemon and not the big ones." Harley pictured May as a spoiled rich girl holding Skitty in a purse and yapping on a cell phone.

"What about YOU then Harley!? Where's your racing Pokemon?"

"Me??? Uhhhh... heheh... I... left them at home!"

As the two were arguing, Max fainted further and further into the distance. Finally, May said "This is no time for arguing Harley!"

"Um... what were we arguing about again?" questioned a clueless Harley.

Just then, the two saw a parked bicycle, they both looked at it and had a mischievous idea.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" questioned Harley.

"Well desperate times call for desperate measures." said May.

They both stared at each other and blinked, until they both screamed "Chaaarrrrgeee!!!" Both trainers ran at the bicycle chain.

"Combuskin! Bulbasaur! Go! Break that chain!" ordered May. But it was no use! May's attacked were just too weak to break the chain.

"Step aside Tent!" said Harley, tipping his hat. "Go Banette! Bite attack!!" SNAP! The chain broke in two! May's jaw dropped. "Maybe Harley's right.. Maybe my Pokemon ARE too weak..."

"Hop on May!" Yelled Harley, taking the seat...

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"YAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Harley at the top of hs lungs.

"Wee! I'm just like a cowboy chasing robbers! Or a renegade biker!"

Harley was having the time of his life. But unfortunately for May, she was not!

"I'm gonna DIIIIIEEEE!!!" wailed May, covering her eyes. She was riding in the basket in front of the bicycle. "This is even worse than that super fast roller coaster!!"

"Hang on May! We're going to go even FASTER!" said Harley.
"FASTER!!??? Waaahhhhhh!!!!! I'm gonna toss my cake!!" The bike sped downhill. May's heart was pumping a mile a minute. "Hey! I see the truck!" Shouted May. "Step on it!"

"Right!" harley peddaled faster and faster! The bike came closer and closer to the truck until they could finally talk to Max.

"Max! Stay there until the truck stops!" Yelled May, but Max couldn't understand. "Hey pizza boy!" Max said pointing at Harley.

"Is he calling me a pizza boy?" questioned Harley.

Finally, the truck slowed to a stop. "Now's our chance!" both trainers yelled, getting off the bike. They ran up to the truck, but just as they reached it, a black shadow swooped down from the sky.
"Skreeee!!!" A huge silver bird Pokemon grasped Max in its talons.

"A Skarmory!" gasped May. "After it!"

"If we had some flying Pokemon, we could chase it" suggested Harley.

"Let's see, I have Beutify, but it can't carry us. I...I don't have strong enough flying Pokemon Harley."

May was hoping Harley would have one, until he said "Well what do you know, I don't either."

"Uuuuggghhhh!!!"groaned May, as Skarmory flew into the forest with Max in its claws.

"Wee! I'm flying! Let's go to the Orange Islands!"

May and Harley ran through the woods chasing Skarmory, until they suddenly reached a cliff. "I can't stop myself!" screamed May. May fell off the cliff, but Harley quickly reacted, "Ariados! String Shot!" and saved May.

"Whew, that was a close one, thanks Harley." Unfortunately, there was a raging river separating May and Harley from the rest of the forest, and Max was flying off into the distance.

"No... Max..." May was so heartbroken that she burst into tears. "I...I'm such a horrible Pokemon trainer and an even worse sister! I'm absolutely useless! I can't save Max and Ash would NEVER want someone so WEAK!!"

"SLAP!" A sharp pain woke May up. "May," Harley said. "I'm not good at comforting people, but crying isn't going to bring Max back, now is it?"

"N..n..no."

"If you want stronger Pokemon, then just catch some!! Now are you going to sit here and cry? Or are you going to save Max!?"

May stood up, "I'm going to save Max!"

"Right on! We'll have to walk a mile to the next bridge." As soon as Harley said this, May sped off running. "Wait up May!!"

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Meanwhile... Max was flying high in Skarmory's claws.

"Wee! First class tickets to wherever I want! I've got a fever! Disco Fever!!" Max began shaking and trying to dance in Skarmory's claws.

"Skraaa!!!" Skarmory could barely hold on to a shaking Max and accidently dropped him."

Max plummeted down below, "waaaaaaaa!!! BOING!"

"Hey, what's a Snorlax doing floating in a river like this?"

"Snore?"

"Haha! I am the great pirate Jack Spearow on the S.S. Snorlax! Onward to the Orange Islands!"

"Snore..."

The river carried Max and Snorlax along until Snorlax landed on a river bank.

"Land Ho!" said Max, "But I'm getting sleepy... I think I'll rest for a bit,,, zzzzzz..."

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After a few hours...

"Yawwwwnnnn... ungggg... where am I?"

"Caw!!!" A Murcrow cried.

"Owww!! my head!" By this time, Max had completely sobered up, but he had a terrible hangover. "Uggghhhh!! My head hurttss!!" wailed Max in pain.

"Swine?" Swinub, a cute little brown pokemon shaped like a computer mouse walked up to Max, wondering what he was doing.

"Owieee!!"

"Nuuuuuuuuubbbb" Swinub held its head, imitating Max.

"I feel your pain buddy." said Max.

"Nub Nub."

"Hey, where are you going?" Swinub left Max and brought back some fruit. "You mean this is for me?"

"Nub!"

"OK! munch munch, BLEH! This is horrible!"

"Nub!" Swinub looked angry at Max.

"OK, ok, I'll eat it... hey, my headache isn't so bad anymore, good job Swinub! B..but... I'm still lost and all alone!"

Max began to cry. "No! I can't cry. Every Pokemon trainer gets lost. I just have to stay calm and think. Hmmm... what would May do?"

(Max's mind)

May: "I'd ask Ash!"

"Okay, so what would Ash do?"

Ash: "I'd ask Brock!"

"Okay, so what would Brock do?"

Brock: "Don't look at me smartypants! Your the one with the Pokenav after all."

"Uugg this is hopeless."

"Swine! swine!"

"You think you can help Swinub?"

"Swine!"

"OK, lets go!" Swinub led Max through the forest until they reached a clearing where Nosepass, a giant rock Pokemon was resting.

"Wow! A Nosepass! I get it, Nosepass can detect metal, and cities are full of metal. Okay Nosepass, seach for metal!"

"Nose?"

"Uh Oh, I guess he can't understand," Max took off his wristwacth. "Search for me-tal," he said, pointing to the watch.

"Nose," Nosepass spun around and pointed to a direction.

"Wow! Thanks Nosepass!"

"Swine!"

Max walked through the forest with Swinub beside him.

"Murkrooowww!!" A Murkrow suddenly swooped down attacking Max."

"Swine!" Swinub tackled Murkrow, and it flew away.

"Wow, you saved me! good job!"

After more walking, they reached a dead end, a tall cliff.

"I don't think we can climb over this," then Max saw a hole in the bottom, "Maybee, we can go UNDER it instead? Swinub! Use Dig!"

"Swine!" Swinub dug a hole and Max crawled inside it.

"Wow! Theres a cave under here!" Max and Swinub crawled through the short cave and reached daylight, but there was a raging river just ahead.

"Oh no! How do we get across this? Hmm..." Max thought..."I got it! Swinub! Tackle that tree!"

"Swine!" Swinub attacked the tree and it fell down with a big "thump!"

Max and Swinub crossed the river on the tree. It was scary for Max, but he didn't give up.

"We did it! We make a great team!" As Max and Swinub were celebrating, Max heard some familiar voices,

"Max!? Max!?"

"Is that May calling me?"

Max ran through the forest until he saw his sister again!"

"MAY!"

"MAX!"

They both hugged. "Max, I was so worried! I'll never let that happen to you again! It's all my fault because I was a bad Pokemon trainer and a bad sister." cried May.

"No your not, your the best big sister in the world May, I got out fine, see?"

"Oh I'm so glad your safe Max!" said a relieved May.

"Oh Maximuuusss... you make your sister look like a navigation noob." congratulated Harley.

"Swinub!"

"Oh, Who's your little friend?" questioned Harley.

"A Swinub?" said May.

"Yeah, he REALLY helped me out!"

"Wow Max! I didn't know you were that good with Pokemon!" said May.

"Why don't you catch it?" said Harley.

Max didn't know what to do. "B..But I'm not old enough yet, what if I can't take care of a Pokemon?"

"Max..." said May, "Swinub chose YOU to be its trainer, training Pokemon isn't about age, its about trust and love."

Max stood up straight "Swinub? Do you want to come along with me?" said Max, hiding back his tears.

"Swine!" Swinub jumped into Max's arms!

"Thank you Swinub! YES!!! I got my first Pokemon!!!"

Both Harley and May looked proudly upon Max.

"Good job Max," congratulated Harley. "You'll make a great trainer some day."

"I'm so proud of my little brother" said May.

"Swinub!!" Max just looked so happy catching his first Pokemon.

End of Chapter 10

What a sweet ending. Did everyone like it? I got my inspiration of this chapter from the episode "A Wayward Wabbufett." I thought I had to make a chapter about Max because he really doesn't do anything at all in the show. I'm proud that I used so many Pokemon in this chapter, and I made May cry because her Pokemon are too weak. I made Harley a funny hero in this chapter, his Pokemon did most of the work because really, Harley seems to train his Pokemon better than May. Harley really seems to focus more on the inner beauty combined with the power, reflexes, and creative uses of his Pokemon. I felt like I had to give Max a Pokemon, because he goes through the entire series without ever catching a Pokemon! Geez, he should get one in the show! I thought Swinub was the perfect Pokemon to give Max because it is cute and small and furry. My favorite parts were when Max was thinking about what May, Ash, and Brock would do, and I really loved the bike race and the part where May said "I'm going to toss my cake!" I'm still a very busy person so it would be hard for me to write another chapter, but next chapter will have May back up and cooking again! See you next chapter!