Bake Me Your Love!
Yikes, I havent updated in forever, this chapter is really funny. I plan on ending the story pretty soon within the next few chapters. Writing fanfiction is a lot harder than I thought.
Disclaimer- I don't own Pokemon.
Chapter 11
Battle With My Concsience
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"Swinub! Swinub! I love my Swinub!" Sung Max as he, May, and Harley were walking back to Harley's house with the (stolen) bicycle.
"You sure worried me Max! Don't ever do something like that again!" scolded May.
"Oh lighten up spoilsport." Mocked Harley. "I think you needed the exercise."
Harley grabbed May's belly and began tickling it. "Haha, Harley, stop, that tickles!"
Max looked somewhat confused and surprised at the same time. "Wow, I didn't know you two were so close."
"Oh May and I are great friends." Smiled Harley, "just not when it comes to Pokemon contests."
"Teehee, you're a real meanee when it comes to contests!" May stuck her tongue out at Harley. "Bleeee!!"
"So what were you two doing together?" Questioned Max.
"Oh I was teaching my number one apprentice how to cook." Replied Harley.
"N..number one?" gleamed May.
"Well you're my only apprentice."
May fell down in embarrassment.
The three kept walking until they reached the place where May and Harley took the bicycle.
"Not a peep about this." Said Harley to May and Max, leaving the bike there.
"Say Max, do you want to try some of my yummy cake?" questioned May.
"Haha May, you'll never be as good as Brock!"
"Sigh, from my own brother." Whimpered May.
"Oh we'll be surprised Max, right Swinub?" said Harley, patting Swinub on the head.
Harley led May and Max inside his house. "Ahhh, home sweet home."
Max saw the bottle of rum on the counter. "Ughh, I never want to see THAT again."
"Oh yes you will!" Mocked Harley. "I can see you getting LOTS of girls later on, and partying harder than a Ludicollo!"
"Try my cake, I promise you'll like it." said May.
"No way am I eating YOUR food May." Whined Max. "Grrrummmblllee." Max's stomache growled. "Well... I guess one bite won't hurt."
"Mmmm... yummy." said Max with his mouth full of Wingull Stripes cake. "Mmmph, not as good as Mom's, but it sure beats McMime cake."
"Well that's all I needed to hear." Smiled May.
The three finished eating the cake and it was time to go home.
"Harley... I had a great time, thanks for teaching me how to cook."
No problem kid," Smiled Harley. "And don't disappoint me girl, give it all you got and get that boy!" Coached Harley.
"Right! No more clutzy neervous May!" Cheered May "Bye Harley! See you soon!" smiled May as she and Max were heading back to the hotel.
"Bye Bye dearie." said Harley.
"Ahh, I guess I misjudged you Harley," May said to herself while holding the photo of her and Harley dressed up together.
Back at the hotel...
"Ahhh." May plopped herself onto her bed. "What a long day, and what better way to relax than manga!?" May picked up "Hiromi's Wish" and began reading. "Oh Hiromi, you finished your movie date with Kenta, oh I'm so JEALOUS! Ahhh, now a nice walk in the park to end a perfect date, how romantic."
Hiromi: I had a wonderful time today, Kenta.
Kenta: So did I, you really picked a good movie.
Hiromi: Kenta, let's sit down, there's something really important that I have to tell you.
Kenta: Oh, what is it?
Hiromi: Kenta, I think you're a reall great guy, and... and...
"Ohmygosh! Ohmygosh! Ohmygosh!" Hiromi's going to confess her feelings for Kenta!" May's eyes were glued to her manga.
Kenta: Yes Hiromi...
Hiromi: Ummm... what I mean to say is... I...I like you... a lot...you make me feel so...
Just then Kenta pressed his lips against Hiromi's ina passionate, sensual kiss.
"Yaaayyyy!!" shouted May at her manga. "I'm so proud of you Hiromi!" I knew you'd find true love all along! Mua! Mua! Mua! May hugged and kissed her manga for inspiring her own love life. "You're my hero Hiromi!!"
Hiromi: I can't believe it. My first kiss, and with Kenta too. It tasted soooo good, almost like fresh strawberries and vanilla. I'm sure glad I made lunch for Kenta.
"Hmmm.. I've always wondered what a kiss from Ash tastes like." May dreamt of a long, slow kiss with Ash. "Ohh I just can't wait. I got it! I'll make my cake with strawberries and vanilla and name it May's Kiss."
May just couldnt control her fantasies and dreams. "Ahh!" May rolled back and fourth on her bed until...
WHAM!
"Oof! Heheh, I was daydreaming and I fell off my bed."
May got up and went out of her room, she saw that the door to Ash's and Brock's room was slightly open. "Hmm... I wonder what Ash is doing... maybe... maybe I'll just take one quick peek."
May peered into the crack. "Oh, no ones here, Ash and Brock probably don't want me in their room buutttt..."
Poof! Two mini chibi Mays appeared on both of May's shoulders. Devil May, dressed in a tight black corset, red miniskirt, and long black boots, complete with Zubat wings and a tail. And Angel May, dressed in a pure white dress, with angel wings and a halo.
"Do it May," taunted Devil May, "go into Ash's room, maybe you'll find a secret love letter!"
"Don't listen to her," begged Angel May, "love should be pure and sweet, not a bunch of secrets."
A confused May stuttered "Umm... um... what should I do?"
"You should wait until you find out Ash's true feelings for you." said Angel May.
"Oh give me a break!" complained Devil May. "Don't listen to her, May. If you don't find out Ash's feelings for you now, then you'll never find love and you'll end up a loser like Brock!"
"Like Brock? Noooooo!" Cried May.
Creek. The wind blew the door open some more.
"Now's your chance!" darted Devil May.
"Don't do it, May." pleaded Angel May.
"Well, maybe one tinsey peek won't hurt." said May, stepping into Ash and Brock's room. The room was dirty on Ash's side, but clean on Brock's side. On top of a table May saw a book titled"Brock's Cooking Diary."
"Wowww, all of Brock's secrets in one book. But Brock wouldn't want me snooping through his stuff."
"Just take a quick peek." said Devil May slyly.
"No May, these are all Brock's special secrets." begged Angel May.
"Quuuuiiiieetttt!!!" yelled May. POOF! Both Devil May and Angel May disappeared.
"Maybe just one quick peek." May's hands began trembling as she opened Brock's cooking diary.
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April 21 - Today Ash, Misty and I went to "Le Pidgeot" a French restaurant, all the girls at one table were flirting with the waiter. I wish I was in his shoes. But it wasn't a total loss, the chef told me a couple of his special tricks.
May 15 - Today I saw an old man with a Spoink on a leash, the Spoink was sniffing the ground. I asked the man what he was doing and he said he was searching for rare truffles. I never knew you could search for truffles with a Spoink. I want to catch a Spoink now, but Ash doesn't seem to let me do much searching of my own. And if I do ever catch a Spoink, I would make the best truffle dishes in the world and all the girls would want to taste it.
June 2 - I was just walking along with Ash and Misty when I accidently stepped on a Pineco, I felt sorry for it, but then it suddenly blew up. I thought it was over when a pretty girl named Ukyo suddenly appeared! She was gorgeous, it was instant love! She was upset that Pineco's explosion blew up her okinomiyaki cart, but I didn't mind. We worked side by side, making the best okonomiyaki in the world. We worked so well together, but then... Misty appeared and ruined the day.
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"Wow Brock" thought May. You must care a lot about cooking. Just then May heard footsteps approaching the door. "Uh oh." May panicked, she looked left, then right, the left again. Just then, the door opened.
"May? What are you doing here?" Questioned Brock.
"Oh eheh, nothing Brock." May hid Brock's diary behind her back. "Well, I gotta go! Zip!" May left the room.
"Yeeessss!!! You go girl!" congratulated Devil May.
"Oooohhh! Naughty girl!" Pouted Angel May.
Back in her room, May sat on her bed, looking glum. "Oh, I shouldn't have done that, I stole from Brock," said May, staring at the book.
"But your going to get Ash for sure now!" cheered Devil May, hopping up and down on her shoulder.
"But these aren't MY secrets, and Ash wouldn't want someone who cheats." thought May.
"Do the right thing." said Angel May in a caring voice.
"Right, I'm going to give the book back."
May knocked on Brock's door.
"Oh hi May," said Brock.
"Hi Brock," um.. Brock... I hope your not mad at me... but..." May was nervous. "Here." May showed Brock his diary.
"My cooking diary? But why May? Why would you take this?"
May was disappointed in herself. "Well I wanted to learn how to cook and I guess... I was just jealous of your abilities."
Brock smiled. "Oh May, why didn't you just ask me?"
You mean you aren't mad at me?"
"Oh course not," said Brock. "Come on in May, and I'll teach you some more of my secrets and cooking stories."
"OK!" said May happily. "Tomorrow... tomorrow's the day, I bake my love for you, Ash."
End of Chapter 11
Devil May: You should make a devil's food cake next chapter, May! And then give it to Ash and get all freaky!
Angel May: You should make an angel's food cake next chapter, May! And then give it to Ash and have a romantic kiss.
This chapter was fun to make. I just loved putting the Devil May and Angel May gag into it. For some reason, the Devil and Angel gags were used mostly in western cartoons during the early 90's. Its wierd that you don't see it happening in anime. Especially since they are almost always such funny scenes. I finally got Pokemon Diamond too, the problem is, I havent even opened the package yet! I bought it 2 weeks ago and its just been sitting there. I have a large backlog of games to play so I have to finish the old ones before the new ones. Summer break has been bor-ing. I need to get off my computer and go outside. I want to travel somewhere for summer. Oh well, see you next chapter.