Okay. Let's put down the guns. Let me explain why I didn't update sooner.
Let's face it, the most busy I've been is going to Quebec for a week. I haven't updated because I've been… lazy. But that's all gonna change! I'm gonna update sooner from now on. No more waiting for months as long as you guys review, or else I'll make you wait.
Sakura was walking down the street back to her house from training. She heard insane laughter coming from somewhere in town. It kinda sounded like someone found their students videotape of them and their friends getting drunk and doing stupid stuff then watching it with two perverts and are laughing their heads off. Wait a second. Sakura's eyes widen suddenly. She ran back to her house as fast as she could, praying that she was simply being paranoid and that this was all a dream she would wake up from soon.
She burst through her apartment and looked in her trash can only to find it empty. Sakura slapped her forehead. How could she forget? She took out the trash after going to see Tsunade-sama. Tsunade was acting sort of weird this morning. But maybe that was just because of her appearance after the guys pulled their prank. She was still pretty angry about it. And her door had been unlocked. She could've sworn she locked it. Oh well. At least the tape was gone. There was no way the laughter that sounded like someone found their students videotape of them and their friends getting drunk and doing stupid stuff then watching it with two perverts and are laughing their heads off could be because Tsunade had found Sakura's tape of her friends getting drunk and doing stupid stuff then watching it with Jiraiya and Kakashi and was laughing her head off. No way.
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Tsunade and Jiraiya wiped tears of laughter from their eyes while Kakashi was nearly passed out on the floor from lack of oxygen. Not even they had thought that these teenagers would be acting this way when drunk. And the prank was priceless.
"We so have to watch that again." Tsunade stated, still breathless from laughing. The men simply nodded, for lack of anything intelligent to say.
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Most of the teenagers sat in the circle with tons of sake bottle in the center. Each grabbed a bottle and Ai held the camera up, not that they could see, and counted "Ready, set… GO!" Everyone started chugging down the alcohol, even Hinata who had been cooed into drinking by Naruto. She literally couldn't deny him anything. Some of the teenagers were drinking messily in their hurry to win the contest. Sake was spilling all over their faces and splattering their clothes.
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Their wasn't a way to describe all that happened next because everyone finished and grabbed more at different times so it was a completely uncontrollable mess. The kids wre quickly wasted. You'd think that it'd be a thing that most normal adults would scold and be horrified over but… Kakashi, Jiraiya and Tsunade weren't exactly what you'd call normal. They were laughing their heads off as if it was even funnier seeing it a second time, as if confirming that it wasn't just some dream they were having after having drank too much.
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Now, most of the teens were stumbling clumsily to their feat, their cheeks cherry red from the drinks and they were laughing like crazy for no reason what-so-ever.
Kiba and Naruto went off to do something (coughprankcough) while Neji and Tenten were shamlessly flirting in a completely utterly drunken way.
Ino and Shikamaru were just standing there for a moment until Ino glanced at Shikamaru, grinned like an idiot and weakly pushed his shoulder "Tag yor id." (please keep in mind that she's drunk translation: Tag, you're it. I'll translate drunken speech for those of you who can't understand the art of being drunk… kidding lol.). Shikamaru pushed her back, just as weakly. "Nuh, you's it (translation: No, you're it)." Ino tried to push Shikamaru again but he started randomly running or stumbling, in his case, so the blonde girl ran after him. What started out as a game of tag ended up as a tickle war game, a broken vase, embarrassment on a video tape, several spilled sake bottles and passing out from, something… You figure it out, I've never been drunk before.
Ai had put down the camera awhile ago but now, someone ran into the table and knocked it down, making it face Naruto and Kiba. They were whispering together and watchers could just barely catch a couple words.
"… So you got what we're gonna use?"
"Yeah, it's all right here."
Here Naruto takes out a couple bottles of an unknown stuff and showed Kiba. Kiba visibly grinned.
"Sweet. How long do you think it'll take them to realize we're not actually drunk. Probably awhile still, considering their too drunk to notice themselves."
Naruto then stated, "Well actually, I'm absolutely wasted."
Kiba eyes widened and nearly popped out of his head. "WHAT! But you seem to be acting perfectly normal!"
"I think Kyuubi has something to do with it."
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The orange fox hiccupped.
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Kiba stared at him long and hard. "Dude, you mean that the ninth demon lord that attack Konoha when we were babies is drunk?!"
Here an awkward silence was between the two of them. So, they just decided to continue what they were doing before.
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Don't worry, you'll see what the prank was.
Tsunade quickly turned off the video when she heard knocking on her office door. Jiraiya popped out the video and they looked around. "Quick" Tsunade hissed, "Stash it somewhere." Jiraiya looked around, "Where?" Tsunade pushed him, "Use you're imagination."
Jiraiya saw Kakashi just standing there. He looked at him and grinned evilly. Kakashi looked behind him as if to see if Jiraiya was looking at someone else. No one was there. He looked at Jiraiya again. "I'm getting a bad vibe off the way you're looking at me." He said, backing away slowly.
Tsunade answered the door and saw Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Ai and Tenten standing there, looking slightly worried and slightly different. They entered. Sakura spoke up first. "Tsunade-sama. Would you happen to have something to reverse this?" Tsunade smirked, not surprised by Sakura's new appearance, she had seen her this morning after all.
Hinata looked behind Tsunade to Kakashi and Jiraiya. She raised an eyebrow. "A-ano. W-what's wrong with K-kakashi's m-mask." Because there, where Kakashi's face usually starting forming, was just a large rectangular shape. Jiraiya looked at her and said equally, "A better question would be why do you all have blood red hair."
Tsunade grinned at them, "Don't worry. That stuff will wear off in about a week." Before any of the girls could protest, Tsunade kicked them out of her office and turned to the two males in the room. She grinned. "Now let's watch the rest of that video tape shall we."
R & R.