A teenager walked in the hallways. He stood in front of a door with 'Principal's Office' written in it. He knocked and went in.

The principal welcomed his guest and asked what the appointment was for.

The teenager smiled and said, "I want to transfer to your school."

"Are you sure about it?" the principal asked.

"Yes I am." the boy answered.

"What's your name?" the principal asked again.

"Lance."