AN/ lol. Torture time. You guys wont get many updates from me now though since school started. I usually type up a chapter in at most 1 hour, though, so when you do get updates you'll probably get more than one.
Disclaimer: I took a writing class and I had a worksheet where you had to put down what you would do in a certain situation:
A space ship lands in your back yare: run out the front door screaming "OMG!! OMG!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"
Super man moves in to the house next to yours: tell him how creepy he is and that he should get some normal clothes.
A strange man or woman says they can grant you one wish: wish that I owned Twilight.
Kylie's POV
He looked around at all of the evil torture devices and we took one step toward him. This completely freaked him out so as a group without words we decided to do it again, and again, and again until we were right in front of him.
"Daytona," I said, "get the hphd." I was speaking in code so that he didn't realize what she was really getting. She brought forth the hot pink hair dye and even though he screamed bloody murder, we dyed his hair the bright florescent pink.
Then Sam got the beads and we braided them into his hair, even though it really was too short to braid. All the while telling him about how much we hate him and why.
"You really were annoying in Twilight." Daytona said.
"Yeah I wanted to shoot you the first time you showed up that's how annoying you were." Sam agreed.
Then I let Sam have the honors of showing him the mirror.
"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! WHAT THE HEL…"
"LANGUEGE!!" I yelled. "After all, there are people reading this." I said getting strange looks from all around. "I mean, we have to be a little umm. You know what never mind swear if you want to."
"#$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mike yelled. I wont tell you what he said. It was quit rude.
Then I got the catnip and we all started to force feed it to him. It was fun watching him choke when he accidentally inhaled it. Very fun. We then proceeded to squirt lemon juice in his eyes.
"I bet now you wished you had given money for the lemon fly's!" Sam yelled.
Finally it was time to take him to the juicer. He understood as soon as it started working.
"Can you at least knock me out?" he asked trying to get mercy. But mercy isn't in my vocab.
"Nope sorry." I said before we threw him into the juicer. Like Jacob he screamed and cried and even whimpered for a while. When all of the noise finally stopped we turned off the blender.
Creepyladie123 suddenly showed up with her bazooka. "I wannna help!" she said. "You already killed him!" she accused when she saw the juicer.
Just then there was a moan.
"DUCK!!" I yelled and we all ducked while creepy ladie shot at the juicer until the moaning stopped. Then once again we heard sirens and ran to get the hummer. We jumped in and Creepy drove away.
We had just gotten outside the city limits when creepy stopped the car.
"I'm leaving now bye." She said and got out and walked away. We drove the hummer into the woods a little farther, and set up a camp there. We found cloths that strangely fit us stuffed in the trunk.
"Wow that's weird." Sam commented on the clothes. But who really cared? I mean, common. It's better than nothing.
AN/ hmm what will happen next?