Akatsuki in love?!?

Ok, people have been asking me to add to Akatsuki: Renamed, so here it is: Akatsuki in love!?!

Thanks to ALL the reviewers! Hope you enjoy this one as much as the last one!

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Uchiha Itachi, stood, cape billowing behind him on a mountain somewhere in Sweden. With one hand on his hip and the other on his sword, his eyes swept over HIS world. The birds were singing, the people were worshipping him and his hair was gently blowing in the wind. Behind him, a beautiful blond maiden with her arms out stretched, was running towards him crying

'Itachi, you are the most powerful man…

Earth to Itachi, is there anyone home, un?'

Itachi blinked. He wasn't in Sweden, he wasn't ruling the world and the beautiful blond maiden was actually a not so beautiful blond man who was waving his hand in front of Itachi's face at this very moment.

Itachi slapped Deidara's hand away, before death glaring at a rock. Said rock decided to take the easy way out and spontaneously combust.

'…so, my room, it's very warm you know and my beds very soft.'

Deidara frowned; Itachi was more interested in a rock than his super soft bed. That was it, from this day on; he and the rock (which was now ashes) were rivals. In fact, just to be on the safe side, Deidara decided then are there to declare war on all rocks. He would have to bring it up at the next Akatsuki meeting.

But for now, Deidara decided, he would have a snoop around Itachi's room and see if he could find any evidence that he was um…into men…not that Deidara was…no…not at all…

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With a move that would have put James Bond to shame, Deidara crept into Itachi's room, holding an imagery gun in his hands.

(Cue James Bind music) 'Du, du, duna, du, du, duna, duna duna..'

Deidara sang to him self as he turned a corner, imaginary gun at the ready.

Once in said room, Deidara stood.

'Now, if I was gay, which I'm not, where would I hide something that would give my gayness away un…?'

Deidara pondered, then pondered some more. Suddenly, a light bulb appeared over his head

'Ah-ha, I hide my magazines under my bed so maybe Itachi does too…not that I'm gay, un'

But, alas, poor Deidara, there were no magazines. In fact there really wasn't much in Itachi's room. Well that was an over statement.

The only personal object was 251 bottles of L'Oreal hair product. There was L'Oreal conditioner, L'Oreal Shine and Shimmer hair mouse, L'Oreal Love at first Sniff and most importantly of all, L'Oreal Super Powerful Bad Guy Gel!

Just as Deidara was about to leave, he spotted a booklet, just poking out from under the mound of hair products.

The title read

'Fan Fiction'

Du du du duh (Cue: Darkside Star wars music)

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Itachi had stomped off to continue his Sweden fantasy and try to forget about a certain blond twat who kept trying to some on to him.

However, the rest of Akatsuki, minus Deidara Bond and the Swedish ruler of the world, were cooking up a darstally plan.

'And so'

The leader explained

'When Deidara finds the book of fan fiction I planted in Itachi's room, all hell will break lose! Mhwa Mwha Mwha ha ha ha'

The Leader when down onto his knees laughing manically like…a maniac

'Leader-sama, how the hell do you know Deidara is planning on snooping in Itachi's room?'

Kakuza asked, no sarcasm what so ever in his voice.'

Yes, the leader though to himself, they really were stupid.

'Because, my ugly ducklings, I happen to know Deidara sneaks into Itachi's room approximately 2.5 times a day'

At this point, Tobi was very confused. The rest of the members were still sulking from being called ugly.

'Why would Deidara do that?'

The leaders sighed again. This was becoming a bad habit.

'To see if he can find any evidence that Itachi is gay?'

Tobi was still confused.

'Why would Deidara want to know?'

At this point, Hidan very calmly go up, walked to Tobi and hit him. Hard.

'In case you hadn't noticed, Deidara is gay. I mean super gay. Gayer than gayness itself.'

'Oh…'

Was all Tobi said. He got it now…

'And now'

The leader cackled.

'On to operation: Fan Fiction'

Kakuza was a little irritated

'Leader-sama, you never actually explained why we were doing this'

The leaders stopped cackling.

'Oh yeah…'

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Ok, I've decide to continue this story as people seem to want me too! The next chapter will be up in a bout a week!

Next Chapter: Operation Fan Fiction

Tell me what you think!

Love you

Jyra