Hey, by now you can probably tell that I am not Team Jacob. But that doesn't mean I'm Team Edward either, I just like Edward better I'm not even on a team. Anyways this chapter is about....well not really about anything....Ok let me restart. This chapter is a joke about Jacob being a She-Wolf. It's no one's POV, because it's "Jacob Ft. Edward". PS: Jacob is a woman in this chapter(in case you don't get it) So I think I covered it. ENJOY....
WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE TEAM JACOB! WELL, DON'T READ IF YOU ARE TEAM JACOB AND TAKE THESE KINDS OF JOKES SERIOUSLY.
Edward: SOS he's in disguise
SOS he's in disguise
He's a she wolf in disguise
Coming out
Coming out
Coming out
Jacob: Secretly I'm girl, but it's not what you ask from me
It was a big mistake, and I'm confused sexually
New Moon was my chance to act manly
But I'm a lesbo, so please please love me
Right after Twilight I got a little crazy with the doctors
And I got a crush on this little sexy man that was named Oscar
So then I went to go get my d*ck surgically removed
To tell you the truth it was actually always what I wanted to do
I'm a she wolf in your closet
Go away and let me be
I'm a she wolf in your closet
And I hope you still like me
After the surgery I went ahead to say
"Any possible time for me to get my way?"
The doctor told me I could be a woman,
So I wouldn't upset no man
So then a few months later I asked him for a vagina
But all he did was give me a contract and told me to sign-a
But then he excepted and changed me to a woman from a boy
And that process was very easy for me to enjoy
I'm a she wolf in your closet
Go away and let me be
I'm a she wolf in your closet
And I hope you still like me
Edward: SOS he's in disguise
SOS he's in disguise
He's a she wolf in disguise
Coming out
Coming out
Coming out
SOS he's in disguise
SOS he's in disguise
He's a she wolf in disguise
Coming out
Coming out
Coming out
Jacob: I'm a she wolf in your closet
And I hope you still like me
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