Hey, I know I didn't get 5 reviews, but I wanted to post this anyways.=)
This took long, but it was easy to write. This song (Telephone By Lady Gaga ft. Beyonce) is about 1 time in school, one kid thought Twilight & Twilight Zone were the same thing. So this is the "Get The Title Right" song for all Twilight Fans. (BTW: This can be anyone who is from Twilight's POV, ecxept the Beyonce parts)
It's nice that you nicknamed it,
But you got to get it right
This novel aint' no Twilight Zone,
But it is Twilight
Tw-Twi-Twilight
Is the real name
Everything was normal until,
Twilight Zone came
Til' Twilight Zone came
This book was known as Twilight until Twilight Zone came
Everyday,
I hear people callin' it Twilight Zone
At school and on the streets,
Even on my phone
I'm sick and tired of the public,
Thinkin' we're that show
We're not a weekly show on Syfy,
Which has to go
Stop callin', stop callin',
Twilight "Twilight Zone" anymore!
It makes me so mad that I will break down a door
Stop callin', stop callin',
Twilight "Twilight Zone" anymore!
It makes me so mad that I will break down a door
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Somethin' I gotta say!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Not kidding!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Somethin' I gotta say!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
You can call it a young teen vampire book,
But please don't call it Twilight Zone!
You can call it an Edward & Bella Show,
But do not call it Twilight Zone!
You can call it a young teen vampire book,
But please don't call it Twilight Zone!
You can call it The Edward & Bella Show,
But do not call it Twilight Zone!
[Beyonce] Everyone calls it Twilight Zone,
But the real name is Twilight,
It's getting on my nerves all night,
Bitch do you wanna fi-ight
I'm tired of this nickname,
But nobody seems to care!
All the time everywhere
Not even Forks' mayor
I'm sorry to be rude to you,
But were tellin' the truth.
And I'm shure you don't like,
Calling it Twilight Zone too
[Beyonce:] We just want you to
Stop calling it Twilight Zone
Cause every time we hear that name,
We'll make a big moan
We'll make a big moan
Every time we hear that name, we'll make a big moan
Stop callin', stop callin',
Twilight "Twilight Zone" anymore!
It makes me so mad that I will break down a door
Stop callin', stop callin',
Twilight "Twilight Zone" anymore!
It makes me so mad that I will break down a door
Stop callin', stop callin',
Twilight "Twilight Zone" anymore!
It makes me so mad that I will break down a door
Stop callin', stop callin',
Twilight "Twilight Zone" anymore!
It makes me so mad that I will break down a door
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Somethin' I gotta say!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Not kidding!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Somethin' I gotta say!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
You can call it a young teen vampire book,
But please don't call it Twilight Zone!
You can call it The Edward & Bella Show,
But do not call it Twilight Zone!
You can call it a young teen vampire book,
But please don't call it Twilight Zone!
You can call it The Edward & Bella Show,
But do not call it Twilight Zone!
Twilight Zone!
Tw-Tw-Twilight Zone!
You can call it The Edward & Bella Show, But do not call it Twilight Zone!
Twilight Zone!
Tw-Tw-Twilight Zone!
You can call it The Edward & Bella Show, But do not call it Twilight Zone!
Voice Mail: We're sorry the number you have reached doesn't like you, cause you keep calling "Twilight" Twilight Zone. Please check the number, or try your call again.
PS: I know the make a big moan part is retarted, but the genre of this story is humor. :)
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