This is a major fail of a parody I wanted to do. It's in New Moon during Bella's birthday party, when she gets a paper-cut. The ending is just Edward admiring 's only like haif of the song (Imma Be, Back Eyed Peas), and it doesn't really make sence at all! I hope you enjoy it anyways cause it still rhymes...
I DON'T OWN IMMA BE, OR TWILIGHT!
[Bella:]
Imma bleed, Imma bleed, Imma, Imma, Imma
bleed, Imma bleed, Imma, Imma, Imma bleed
Imma bleed, Imma bleed, Imma, Imma, Imma bleed
Imma bleed, bleed, bleed, bleed, Imma, Imma bleed
Imma bleed, bleed, bleed, bleed, Imma, Imma bleed
Imma bleed, bleed, bleed, bleed, Imma, Imma bleed
Imma be bleedin' like hell
Imma be bleedin' more than momma's lips swell
Imma be bleedin' like a motha f**ka does
Imma be bleedin' like my little emo cuz
Imma be up at my B-day bash
Talkin' not shit but crap,
And Imma be lovin' with my vamp
Imma stay away from Jasper
Thought he was nice like Casper
[Jasper:] [Same Verse]
Imma be biting some chicks,
Lookin' like a pig and shit
Imma be the biggest dick, (mean guy)
Imma be usin' my fangs
Imma be biting her thang, (bite it, bite it, okay)
[Bella:]
Imma, Imma swing it this way
Imma, Imma, Imma, Imma pray you go away
It's Isabella and Imma, Imma be here to say
No one's gonna bite me on my cute, little thang
Imma bleed, Imma bleed, Imma, Imma, Imma bleed
[Jasper:] Imma feast, Imma feast, Imma, Imma, Imma feast
[Edward:]
Bye baby, quick, quick, Imma, Imma, Imma leave
Imma git baby, please forgive, me
Imma leave, Imma leave so all this sh*t will stop
See, See, Imma, Imma leave, Imma leave, leave, leave
Imma, Imma be, Imma be savin' her
Imma, Imma, Imma be, Imma be, be, be, Imma, Imma be
~~~~~~Other half of song were Edward acts conceded~~~~~
Imma be the upgraded new vampire
Imma be the average brother you'll admire
Imma be worldwide and I'm not a lyer
I make girls so hot, that they'll catch on fire
I KNOW WEIRD
This time i just want 3 reviews! Not counting annonymous though.. =)